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hubag bohol · « **on:** August 28, 2009, 07:56:30 AM »

George Carlin's Views on Ageing

Do you realise that the only time in our lives when we like to get old is when we're kids? If you're less than 10 years old, you're so excited about ageing that you think in fractions.

'How old are you?' 'I'm four and a half!' You're never thirty-six and a half. You're four and a half, going on five! That's the key

You get into your teens, now they can't hold you back. You jump to the next number, or even a few ahead.

'How old are you?' 'I'm gonna be 16!' You could be 13, but hey, you're gonna be 16! And then the greatest day of your life .... . You become 21. Even the words sound like a ceremony.. YOU BECOME 21. YESSSS!!!

But then you turn 30. Oooohh, what happened there? Makes you sound like bad milk! He TURNED; we had to throw him out. There's no fun now, you're Just a sour-dumpling. What's wrong? What's changed?

You BECOME 21, you TURN 30, then you're PUSHING 40. Whoa! Put on the brakes, it's all slipping away. Before you know it, you REACH 50 and your dreams are gone.

But wait!!! You MAKE it to 60. You didn't think you would!

So you BECOME 21, TURN 30, PUSH 40, REACH 50 and MAKE it to 60.

You've built up so much speed that you HIT 70! After that it's a day-by-day thing; you HIT Wednesday!

You get into your 80's and every day is a complete cycle; you HIT lunch; you TURN 4:30 ; you REACH bedtime. And it doesn't end there Into the 90s, you start going backwards; 'I Was JUST 92.'

Then a strange thing happens.. If you make it over 100, you become a little kid again. 'I'm 100 and a half!'

May we all make it to a healthy 100 and a half!!

HOW TO STAY YOUNG

1. Throw out nonessential numbers. This includes age, weight and height. Let the doctors worry about them. That is why you pay them.

2. Keep only cheerful friends. The grouches pull you down.

3. Keep learning. Learn more about the computer, crafts, gardening, whatever. Never let the brain idle. 'An idle mind is the devil's workshop.' And the devil's name is Alzheimer's.

4. Enjoy the simple things.

5. Laugh often, long and loud. Laugh until you gasp for breath.

6. The tears happen. Endure, grieve, and move on. The only person, who is with us our entire life, is ourselves. Be ALIVE while you are alive.

7. Surround yourself with what you love, whether it's family, pets, keepsakes, music, plants, hobbies, whatever. Your home is your refuge.

8. Cherish your health: If it is good, preserve it. If it is unstable, improve it. If it is beyond what you can improve, get help.

9. Don't take guilt trips. Take a trip to the mall, even to the next county; to a foreign country but NOT to where the guilt is.

10. Tell the people you love that you love them, at every opportunity.

AND ALWAYS REMEMBER :

Worry about nothing, pray about everything!!!

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benelynne · « **Reply #1 on:** August 28, 2009, 08:25:10 AM »

Thanks, Bay HB.

I'm 45 (actually in December this year) and because of your post, I'll plan the next five years so I'll reach 50 having accomplished a dream, not lost it. Time really flies, it helps to keep a total perspective of life. I don't want to look back and say, "Did I just pass by without leaving a mark?"

George Carlin's Views on Ageing

Do you realise that the only time in our lives when we like to get old is when we're kids? If you're less than 10 years old, you're so excited about ageing that you think in fractions.

'How old are you?' 'I'm four and a half!' You're never thirty-six and a half. You're four and a half, going on five! That's the key

You get into your teens, now they can't hold you back. You jump to the next number, or even a few ahead.

'How old are you?' 'I'm gonna be 16!' You could be 13, but hey, you're gonna be 16! And then the greatest day of your life .... . You become 21. Even the words sound like a ceremony.. YOU BECOME 21. YESSSS!!!

But then you turn 30. Oooohh, what happened there? Makes you sound like bad milk! He TURNED; we had to throw him out. There's no fun now, you're Just a sour-dumpling. What's wrong? What's changed?

You BECOME 21, you TURN 30, then you're PUSHING 40. Whoa! Put on the brakes, it's all slipping away. Before you know it, you REACH 50 and your dreams are gone.

But wait!!! You MAKE it to 60. You didn't think you would!

So you BECOME 21, TURN 30, PUSH 40, REACH 50 and MAKE it to 60.

You've built up so much speed that you HIT 70! After that it's a day-by-day thing; you HIT Wednesday!

You get into your 80's and every day is a complete cycle; you HIT lunch; you TURN 4:30 ; you REACH bedtime. And it doesn't end there Into the 90s, you start going backwards; 'I Was JUST 92.'

Then a strange thing happens.. If you make it over 100, you become a little kid again. 'I'm 100 and a half!'

May we all make it to a healthy 100 and a half!!

HOW TO STAY YOUNG

1. Throw out nonessential numbers. This includes age, weight and height. Let the doctors worry about them. That is why you pay them.

2. Keep only cheerful friends. The grouches pull you down.

3. Keep learning. Learn more about the computer, crafts, gardening, whatever. Never let the brain idle. 'An idle mind is the devil's workshop.' And the devil's name is Alzheimer's.

4. Enjoy the simple things.

5. Laugh often, long and loud. Laugh until you gasp for breath.

6. The tears happen. Endure, grieve, and move on. The only person, who is with us our entire life, is ourselves. Be ALIVE while you are alive.

7. Surround yourself with what you love, whether it's family, pets, keepsakes, music, plants, hobbies, whatever. Your home is your refuge.

8. Cherish your health: If it is good, preserve it. If it is unstable, improve it. If it is beyond what you can improve, get help.

9. Don't take guilt trips. Take a trip to the mall, even to the next county; to a foreign country but NOT to where the guilt is.

10. Tell the people you love that you love them, at every opportunity.

AND ALWAYS REMEMBER :

Worry about nothing, pray about everything!!!

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hubag bohol · « **Reply #2 on:** August 28, 2009, 09:25:01 AM »

Thanks, Bay HB.

I'm 45 (actually in December this year) and because of your post, I'll plan the next five years so I'll reach 50 having accomplished a dream, not lost it. Time really flies, it helps to keep a total perspective of life. I don't want to look back and say, "Did I just pass by without leaving a mark?"

It's nice to have goalposts, as in years, but maybe you don't have to be too literal about it. Life is like a rainbow; you move a step away and you see a different one. That's why no one looks at the same rainbow, and that's why when you change position, in space and time, the rainbow changes, too.

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statesville · « **Reply #3 on:** August 28, 2009, 09:59:29 AM »

Hey, age is only a number.

As a poem goes, Gather ye rosebuds while ye May
so when December comes, you just smile and say
I make it through smooth and rough edges all the way.

Life is fragile
Handle it with care
Let the Lord run your life
Just enjoy the ride

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ms da binsi · « **Reply #4 on:** August 28, 2009, 10:02:26 AM »

Thanks, Bay HB.

I'm 45 (actually in December this year) and because of your post, I'll plan the next five years so I'll reach 50 having accomplished a dream, not lost it. Time really flies, it helps to keep a total perspective of life. I don't want to look back and say, "Did I just pass by without leaving a mark?"

Capri ka Bene san? ako sad sa December...

Anyway i like George Carlin...i miss him!

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hubag bohol · « **Reply #5 on:** August 28, 2009, 10:30:55 AM »

Hey, age is only a number.

And youth is always there for you to remember...

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Bambi · « **Reply #6 on:** September 14, 2009, 03:29:41 AM »

And youth is always there for you to remember...

And as days pass by....you will realize that it is a great privilege getting older.

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hubag bohol · « **Reply #7 on:** September 14, 2009, 08:19:18 AM »

And as days pass by....you will realize that it is a great privilege getting older.

A great privilege and a fabulous adventure, too.

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Mulligan · « **Reply #8 on:** September 14, 2009, 11:00:07 AM »

Ayay, mag capri diay ta Ms. D ug sir Ben ? December/twentytwo/NevermindPudKo. Mga buotan ug mild mild mannered individuals.

Capri ka Bene san? ako sad sa December...

Anyway i like George Carlin...i miss him!

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bugsay · « **Reply #9 on:** September 14, 2009, 11:24:04 AM »

Ayay, mag capri diay ta Ms. D ug sir Ben ? December/twentytwo/NevermindPudKo. Mga buotan ug mild mild mannered individuals.

12/22 sab ko...

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fdaray · « **Reply #10 on:** September 14, 2009, 11:56:38 AM »

TIPS TO BE HEALTHY AND STAY YOUNG

Everyone in this world want to stay young and healthy. But to have it one has to keep in mind and follow certain thing. There is no hard and fast rule that one should follow it as mentioned below. As we know prevention is better than cure. One have to follows do and don't that comes in their life, mostly the habits which may be harmful to ones health.

Pollution
Keep away from pollution they can cause great harm to the skin by giving rise to dermatitis and pimples, white heads and black heads, beside causing rashes, boils and skin irritation. Therefore as far as possible, safeguard yourself from pollutants by covering your face and nose while traveling or passing through highly polluted areas.

water pollution final
Sun Rays
Too much exposure to the harsh rays of the sun can give rise to skin cancer. Do not venture out when the sun is at its highest. Always use a sunscreen when going out and cover your face with a scarf or an umbrella. Without fail when you are on bike ride, sunscreen must be used and helmet, which protects your head and the face, is a must to carry with. In many cases sunrays give rise to sunburns and tanning, these are very embarrassing skin blemishes. It is face where out beauty stand for attraction, keep it safe.

Another Sun Ray in Healthcare Story
TOO MUCH CAFFEINE
Drinking too much coffee in a day may cause dehydration of the skin; beside it interferes with your sleep, giving rise to insomnia. Insomnia can cause or give rise to crows' feet, wrinkles, and dark circles under the eyes, puffy eyes and dull skin.

Teens drinking more coffee despite health & financial impact
Smoking effect on Health
Smoking which worldwide rated as bad for health and one must be away from it. Smoking can prove very devastating to the skin. The nicotine in the tobacco decreases the circulation of the blood to the skin thus preventing the skin from imbibing oxygen and other important nutrients, which keep it going. This may cause premature wrinkles of the skin, since the smoke particles attract dust and dirt from the atmosphere which settle on the skin, clogging the pores which gives rise to pimples, boils and rashes. Besides smoking give rise to crows' feet and wrinkles around the face and most dangerous is mouth cancer.

Stop Smoking
Drinking Water
Drink lot of water to keep your skin young and shiny. Washed your faced at least two to three times a day to keep away all the dust particles settled on your face and the skin.

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mistyeyed · « **Reply #11 on:** September 14, 2009, 12:59:16 PM »

5. Laugh often, long and loud. Laugh until you gasp for breath.

Worry about nothing, pray about everything!!!

That's why until now,im young looking..

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hubag bohol · « **Reply #12 on:** September 14, 2009, 01:03:14 PM »

5. Laugh often, long and loud. Laugh until you gasp for breath.

Worry about nothing, pray about everything!!!

That's why until now,im young looking..

He he, kay hilig kang mokatawa, mao diay pirme ka diri sa TB.

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taga tigbao · « **Reply #13 on:** September 14, 2009, 01:05:21 PM »

George Carlin's Views on Ageing
6. The tears happen. Endure, grieve, and move on. The only person, who is with us our entire life, is ourselves. Be ALIVE while you are alive.

Beautifully said. Si Lord diay?

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bugsay · « **Reply #14 on:** September 14, 2009, 01:17:53 PM »

Change of attitude, positively...

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mistyeyed · « **Reply #15 on:** September 14, 2009, 01:21:28 PM »

He he, kay hilig kang mokatawa, mao diay pirme ka diri sa TB.

Korek! Ako kauban sa office makurat why ni tingsi kog kalit.Di pod sila kasabot kay bisaya man ni nga words..

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Mulligan · « **Reply #16 on:** September 14, 2009, 01:34:30 PM »

Aha, ato e usa atong celebration sir Bugsay ! Hehe

12/22 sab ko...

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bugsay · « **Reply #17 on:** September 14, 2009, 05:03:10 PM »

Maayo na nga idea Sir Bedo..komboya...imong sud-an..akong kan-on.....heheheh

Sorry guys..OT lang kog kausa.

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tohnichi007 · « **Reply #18 on:** September 14, 2009, 09:16:12 PM »

I must read this from time to time. Don't want to get old yet

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lindy · « **Reply #19 on:** September 15, 2009, 12:14:34 AM »

ako tabang ug kaon kay basin di ninyo mahurot.( 12/04) sab ko. parehas ming ginger.

Maayo na nga idea Sir Bedo..komboya...imong sud-an..akong kan-on.....heheheh

Sorry guys..OT lang kog kausa.

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jamo2x · « **Reply #20 on:** September 15, 2009, 12:38:25 AM »

Maayo na nga idea Sir Bedo..komboya...imong sud-an..akong kan-on.....heheheh

Sorry guys..OT lang kog kausa.

ako share ang ice....

hala daghna Dec dri woi, Dec pud ra ba ko....intellectually gifted nga wafohon dw

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Mulligan · « **Reply #21 on:** September 15, 2009, 09:39:25 AM »

Sud-an, kan-on ug ice. Larga ! Hehe.

ako share ang ice....

hala daghna Dec dri woi, Dec pud ra ba ko....intellectually gifted nga wafohon dw

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bugsay · « **Reply #22 on:** September 15, 2009, 03:57:05 PM »

"Boodle Fight" ang style sa kaon bai?
Maghawob nalang kong daan ug dahon sa saging Bai. Ihik-kad nato didto sa lamesa daplin sa dagat nya sawom-sawom dayon with matching kitkit sa humba nga baboy...heheh

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wardiflex · « **Reply #23 on:** September 18, 2009, 02:30:33 PM »

it's so nice to reach that way of living.. it's a survival to getting older.

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jorgeanna · « **Reply #24 on:** September 22, 2009, 10:17:38 AM »

wow suddenly it hits me... i'm gonna be 40 in 6 years time and i think i haven't accomplished anything that is really worth it .... my oh my.. i have so much planning to do...

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taga tigbao · « **Reply #25 on:** September 22, 2009, 04:47:22 PM »

The tears happen. Endure, grieve, and move on. The only person, who is with us our entire life, is ourselves. Be ALIVE while you are alive.

-Sakto jud ni ba, sakto, sakto.

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gwargz · « **Reply #26 on:** September 23, 2009, 12:38:30 PM »

How To Stay Young?

Sa binugoy nga panimpla sayon ra ni.
1. Inom kada adlaw, kanang hard liquor jod. Ayaw ug kaon.
2. Yupyop ug sigarilyo, 1 to 3 packs a day.
3. Do a regular night life, kanang sayo sa buntag na makauli.
4. Ayaw ug exercise. Pirmi kuyog sa daotang bisyo.
5. Kaon ug humba kanunay. Ayaw nag kaon ug otan ug prutas.

By doing all of the above, you will stay young.
You will never grow old.
Because you will die young.

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jorgeanna · « **Reply #27 on:** October 03, 2009, 09:36:06 PM »

try to eat more veggies. make sure you don't fry it. sabaw style gyud coz u have to stay from fried foods and more water dli cold water. mao na secret sa mga chinese

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Bambi · « **Reply #28 on:** October 04, 2009, 04:02:32 AM »

to stay young means die young! bitaw, i am thankful enough to be present here. Nobody will stay young but you can stay healthy if you like to!

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Scarb · « **Reply #29 on:** November 14, 2009, 02:15:54 AM »

6. The tears happen.
Endure, grieve, and move on.
The only person,
who is with us our entire life,
is ourselves.
Be ALIVE while you are alive.

datz d way it iz and so be it - ailabet !

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lindy · « **Reply #30 on:** November 14, 2009, 04:37:55 AM »

think young...

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Lorenzo · « **Reply #31 on:** November 15, 2009, 08:20:32 PM »

How to Stay Young?

: Act young, think young, don't take things too seriously, love alot, exercise the body and soul.
Pray!

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bugsay · « **Reply #32 on:** November 15, 2009, 08:22:55 PM »

maligo

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Lorenzo · « **Reply #33 on:** November 15, 2009, 08:26:15 PM »

Brod, don't forget the most important one~

To love frequently! he he he

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bugsay · « **Reply #34 on:** November 15, 2009, 08:28:08 PM »

Brod, don't forget the most important one~

To love frequently! he he he

kani gyud hinoon....agree ko ani bai Lorenz...makapa bata gyud ni.

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Lorenzo · « **Reply #35 on:** November 15, 2009, 08:54:19 PM »

But of course, my friend.

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www.boholtalk.com · « **Reply #36 on:** December 18, 2009, 11:18:11 PM »

try ask derma!

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ms da binsi · « **Reply #37 on:** December 19, 2009, 12:24:32 AM »

think young...

Agree jud ko nimo Pards!

Kadtong uban nga way ika i*** kay single na sad, pag workout nalang mo preho ra ang effect.

Kanang derma di ko mo tuo ana! aw mo tuo ko ana less than 25%

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comran · « **Reply #38 on:** December 19, 2009, 05:18:27 AM »

I DO NOT sweat the small stuff. Life is too short to ponder on small things. I never hold a grudge on anyone, forgive those that done wrong to me, and forgive myself for things I've done to others.

Exercise, eat well, have some fun, and lots of sex...hehehe!

Now, my secret is out!

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lindy · « **Reply #39 on:** December 19, 2009, 10:37:09 AM »

I DO NOT sweat the small stuff. Life is too short to ponder on small things. I never hold a grudge on anyone, forgive those that done wrong to me, and forgive myself for things I've done to others.

agree ko nimo ani hehehe.

Exercise, eat well, have some fun, and lots of sex...hehehe!

Now, my secret is out!

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