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Re: Health Benefits of Cucumber
« Reply #3 on: May 07, 2013, 04:22:50 PM »
Organic siguro puwede kay kung may pesticides pud ang pipino, awts.

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« Reply #4 on: May 07, 2013, 04:39:43 PM »
Nakahinumdom man hinuon ko aning balitaa...



Jobert Sucaldito hospitalized after accident with cucumber
 

Showbiz talk show host Jobert Sucaldito is recovering at the Capitol Medical Center in Quezon City after a successful emergency surgery to remove a large piece of cucumber that got stuck in his rectum, according to reports.

Sucaldito, one of the hosts of ABS-CBN's "The Buzz," reportedly met with the accident Sunday night and was rushed to the hospital after complaining of "extreme pain" in his bottom.

X-rays subsequently revealed that a broken piece of cucumber, about five inches in length, had gotten lodged into the lower end of his large intestine.

It was not immediately clear how the cucumber got there.

The surgeons who operated on Sucaldito were tight-lipped and refused to discuss his case with media, citing doctor-patient confidentiality. Oddly enough, they all looked like they were trying vainly to keep from laughing and refused to look reporters in the eye.

Members of Sucaldito's household who declined to be named said they recovered the other half of the cucumber, also five inches in length, in Sucaldito's bedroom.

They said it had "bite marks" and was in a "soggy" state.

Besides the cucumber, they said they also found "a bottle of Johnson's baby oil, pictures of scantily clad men, and lots of tissue paper."

Reached by phone, Sucaldito said he is fine and will be discharged from hospital soon. He explained that it was all an accident.

Cucumbers Have Rights, Too

"Gumagawa kasi ako ng salad. Napaupo ako dun sa chair e meron palang pipino dun na patayo ang pusisyon. Basta, mabilis kasi ang mga pangyayari (I was making a salad. I sat on a chair but there was a cucumber there in an upright position. Everything just happened so fast)" he said.

In a related development, a group of vegan Filipinos is reportedly thinking of filing an abuse complaint against Sucaldito for allegedly molesting a harmless and defenseless vegetable.

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Re: Health Benefits of Cucumber
« Reply #5 on: May 07, 2013, 04:46:45 PM »
Hahahahahahahaha.

Oi, dili diay maajo ning cucumber sa?

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« Reply #6 on: May 07, 2013, 05:04:51 PM »
Hahahahahahahaha.

Oi, dili diay maajo ning cucumber sa?

Bwahaha! Depende to asa ipaslak... ;D

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Re: Health Benefits of Cucumber
« Reply #7 on: May 07, 2013, 11:00:29 PM »
bwahahahaha naka-remember naman hinoon ko bahin anang Joebert Sucaldito nga issue

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« Reply #8 on: May 08, 2013, 08:34:21 AM »
let me get this straight because tb does not condone cruelty to animals, much less vegetables, or so i believe...

the cucumber that was simply standing up for its rights ended up being abused?

how did the case go?  was the judge biased?  who was the witness?  a carrot?  an eggplant?

was justice served? 

here are hopes that, for once, fairness issued forth from our judicial courts.  (i hope too that the abuser didn't get pregnant.)

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« Reply #9 on: May 08, 2013, 09:57:46 AM »
let me get this straight because tb does not condone cruelty to animals, much less vegetables, or so i believe...

the cucumber that was simply standing up for its rights ended up being abused?

If the abuser's defense is to be believed, the cucumber is partially at fault for situating itself on the abuser's chair in an upright position...

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« Reply #10 on: May 08, 2013, 10:38:16 AM »
standing up for one's rights does not constitute an invitation for abuse.

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Re: Health Benefits of Cucumber
« Reply #11 on: May 08, 2013, 11:30:30 AM »
this issue about what happened never had a follow-up so nobody knew what really happened before and after

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« Reply #12 on: May 08, 2013, 11:52:45 AM »
Duda bitaw ko nga prank news item ra to...

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Re: Health Benefits of Cucumber
« Reply #13 on: May 08, 2013, 06:24:15 PM »
Bitaw pud no? Hehehehe. May balita pud ganing bahin ni John Lloyd ug Shaina nga naungot kono pero wa juy kamatuoran kay wa may nakapamatuod.

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