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All About Cucumbers
« on: March 06, 2010, 09:02:07 AM »
1. Cucumbers contain most of the vitamins you need every day, just one cucumber contains Vitamin B1, Vitamin B2, Vitamin B3, Vitamin B5, Vitamin  B6, Folic Acid, Vitamin C, Calcium, Iron, Magnesium, Phosphorus, Potassium  and Zinc.
 

2. Feeling tired in the afternoon, put down the caffeinated soda and pick  up a cucumber. Cucumbers are a good source of B Vitamins and Carbohydrates  that can provide that quick pick-me-up that can last for hours.

3. Tired of your bathroom mirror fogging up after a shower? Try rubbing a  cucumber slice along the mirror, it will eliminate the fog and provide a  soothing, spa-like fragrance.
 
 
 
4. Are grubs and slugs ruining your planting beds? Place a few slices in a  small pie tin and your garden will be free of pests all season long. The chemicals in the cucumber react with the aluminum to give off a scent undetectable to humans but drive garden pests crazy and make them flee the  area.
 
 
5 Looking for a fast and easy way to remove cellulite before going out or  to the pool? Try rubbing a slice or two of cucumbers along your problem area for a few minutes, the phytochemicals in the cucumber cause the collagen in your skin to tighten, firming up the outer layer and reducing  the visibility of cellulite. Works great on wrinkles too!!!
 
 
 
6.. Want to avoid a hangover or terrible headache? Eat a few cucumber slices before going to bed and wake up refreshed and headache free. Cucumbers contain enough sugar, B vitamins and electrolytes to replenish  essential nutrients the body lost, keeping everything in equilibrium, avoiding both a hangover and headache!!
 
 
 
7. Looking to fight off that afternoon or evening snacking binge? Cucumbers have been used for centuries and often used by European trappers, traders and explores for quick meals to thwart off starvation.
 
 
8. Have an important meeting or job interview and you realize that you don't have enough time to polish your shoes? Rub a freshly cut cucumber over the shoe, its chemicals will provide a quick and durable shine that  not only looks great but also repels water.
 
9. Out of WD 40 and need to fix a squeaky hinge? Take a cucumber slice and  rub it along the problematic hinge, and voila, the squeak is gone!
 
10. Stressed out and don't have time for massage, facial or visit to the  spa? Cut up an entire cucumber and place it in a boiling pot of water, the  chemicals and nutrients from the cucumber with react with the boiling water and be released in the steam, creating a soothing, relaxing aroma that has been shown the reduce stress in new mothers and college students  during final exams.
 
 
 
11. Just finish a business lunch and realize you don't have gum or mints? Take a slice of cucumber and press it to the roof of your mouth with your  tongue for 30 seconds to eliminate bad breath, the phytochemcials will kill the bacteria in your mouth responsible for causing bad breath.
 
 
12. Looking for a 'green' way to clean your faucets, sinks or stainless steel? Take a slice of cucumber and rub it on the surface you want to clean, not only will it remove years of tarnish and bring back the shine,  but is won't leave streaks and won't harm you fingers or fingernails while  you clean.
 
 
 
13. Using a pen and made a mistake? Take the outside of the cucumber and  slowly use it to erase the pen writing, also works great on crayons and markers that the kids have used to decorate the walls!!



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Re: All About Cucumbers
« Reply #1 on: March 06, 2010, 09:03:36 AM »
14. as we all know, that some use this when they cant afford to buy vib***r!

hahahhaha!

any ideas???

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« Reply #2 on: March 06, 2010, 11:40:12 AM »
14. as we all know, that some use this when they cant afford to buy vib***r!

hahahhaha!

any ideas???
yuk yuk yuk basin maputol baja sa ilawom ha...maglisod jud ta ug kuha..

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Re: All About Cucumbers
« Reply #3 on: March 06, 2010, 01:18:38 PM »
yuk yuk yuk basin maputol baja sa ilawom ha...maglisod jud ta ug kuha..

Dugay na ning balitaa, pero basin naay taga TB nga wa pa kabasa ani:


Jobert Sucaldito hospitalized after accident with cucumber
 
Showbiz talk show host Jobert Sucaldito is recovering at the Capitol Medical Center in Quezon City after a successful emergency surgery to remove a large piece of cucumber that got stuck in his rectum, according to reports.

Sucaldito, one of the hosts of ABS-CBN’s “The Buzz,” reportedly met with the accident Sunday night and was rushed to the hospital after complaining of “extreme pain” in his bottom.

X-rays subsequently revealed that a broken piece of cucumber, about five inches in length, had gotten lodged into the lower end of his large intestine.

It was not immediately clear how the cucumber got there.

The surgeons who operated on Sucaldito were tight-lipped and refused to discuss his case with media, citing doctor-patient confidentiality. Oddly enough, they all looked like they were trying vainly to keep from laughing and refused to look reporters in the eye.

Members of Sucaldito’s household who declined to be named said they recovered the other half of the cucumber, also five inches in length, in Sucaldito’s bedroom.

They said it had “bite marks” and was in a “soggy” state.

Besides the cucumber, they said they also found “a bottle of Johnson’s baby oil, pictures of scantily clad men, and lots of tissue paper.”

Reached by phone, Sucaldito said he is fine and will be discharged from hospital soon. He explained that it was all an accident.

“Gumagawa kasi ako ng salad. Napaupo ako dun sa chair e meron palang pipino dun na patayo ang pusisyon. Basta, mabilis kasi ang mga pangyayari (I was making a salad. I sat on a chair but there was a cucumber there in an upright position. Everything just happened so fast)” he said.

In a related development, a group of vegan Filipinos is reportedly thinking of filing an abuse complaint against Sucaldito for allegedly molesting a harmless and defenseless vegetable.

(www.pinoymoneytalk.com)
 

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Re: All About Cucumbers
« Reply #4 on: March 06, 2010, 01:20:52 PM »
Dugay na ning balitaa, pero basin naay taga TB nga wa pa kabasa ani:


Jobert Sucaldito hospitalized after accident with cucumber
 
Showbiz talk show host Jobert Sucaldito is recovering at the Capitol Medical Center in Quezon City after a successful emergency surgery to remove a large piece of cucumber that got stuck in his rectum, according to reports.

Sucaldito, one of the hosts of ABS-CBN’s “The Buzz,” reportedly met with the accident Sunday night and was rushed to the hospital after complaining of “extreme pain” in his bottom.

X-rays subsequently revealed that a broken piece of cucumber, about five inches in length, had gotten lodged into the lower end of his large intestine.

It was not immediately clear how the cucumber got there.

The surgeons who operated on Sucaldito were tight-lipped and refused to discuss his case with media, citing doctor-patient confidentiality. Oddly enough, they all looked like they were trying vainly to keep from laughing and refused to look reporters in the eye.

Members of Sucaldito’s household who declined to be named said they recovered the other half of the cucumber, also five inches in length, in Sucaldito’s bedroom.

They said it had “bite marks” and was in a “soggy” state.

Besides the cucumber, they said they also found “a bottle of Johnson’s baby oil, pictures of scantily clad men, and lots of tissue paper.”

Reached by phone, Sucaldito said he is fine and will be discharged from hospital soon. He explained that it was all an accident.

“Gumagawa kasi ako ng salad. Napaupo ako dun sa chair e meron palang pipino dun na patayo ang pusisyon. Basta, mabilis kasi ang mga pangyayari (I was making a salad. I sat on a chair but there was a cucumber there in an upright position. Everything just happened so fast)” he said.

In a related development, a group of vegan Filipinos is reportedly thinking of filing an abuse complaint against Sucaldito for allegedly molesting a harmless and defenseless vegetable.

(www.pinoymoneytalk.com)
 

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Re: All About Cucumbers
« Reply #5 on: March 07, 2010, 01:01:11 AM »
Same family ra diay ning cucumber ug eggplant? Wa jud ko kahibaw ani mor pa!!!  ;D

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« Reply #6 on: March 07, 2010, 01:09:20 AM »
Same family ra diay ning cucumber ug eggplant? Wa jud ko kahibaw ani mor pa!!!  ;D

Most men doesn't even care about this plant, you know why? because you have some of these! ;P

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« Reply #7 on: March 07, 2010, 01:19:47 AM »
Most men doesn't even care about this plant, you know why? because you have some of these! ;P

Ows mao ba? How did I miss that?!! Abi ko man ug flashlight ning akong tigda bwahahaha!!!! Aw S-pot diay!!! ;D ;D ;D

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« Reply #8 on: March 07, 2010, 01:38:18 AM »
Ows mao ba? How did I miss that?!! Abi ko man ug flashlight ning akong tigda bwahahaha!!!! Aw S-pot diay!!! ;D ;D ;D


bwahahhahah!

siguradoha lang na injung S-POT nga naay baterya kanunay! ug hinay na ibuwad na laman na sa init para mo work pa...!

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« Reply #9 on: March 07, 2010, 03:59:01 AM »

bwahahhahah!

siguradoha lang na injung S-POT nga naay baterya kanunay! ug hinay na ibuwad na laman na sa init para mo work pa...!

Updated na baja MDB, kana bitaw'ng uso karon nga e-crank aron mosiga!!! Bwahehehe!!!

Kung di mosiga kay ma cranky pod.... aguuuuy!!!!  ;D ;D ;D

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Re: All About Cucumbers
« Reply #10 on: March 07, 2010, 05:09:05 AM »
Guys, try this Mean Green Cucumber Juice!  Lami kaayo.  Mao ni ang link:

http://www.foodnetwork.com/recipes/sunny-anderson/mean-green-cucumber-juice-recipe/index.html

Ang akong gi usab, ang simple sugar, equal parts of sugar and water, meaning kanang sa recipe, 2 cups sugar, 2 cups water.  Let the simple sugar simmer for about 10 to 15 minutes para mo concentrate gamay, then add the shredded cucumber, per recipe. 

And then, add GIN or SAKE!  Bisan gamay ba lamang just to kick this juice another notch!  :D

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Re: All About Cucumbers
« Reply #11 on: March 07, 2010, 10:35:16 AM »
gakilaw mi ug bolinao gonja. sagolan ug tihitihi ug pepino. lami man pod diay ning pepino isagol sa kinilaw.... tuba dajon ;D ;D ;D...solved

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« Reply #12 on: March 07, 2010, 12:32:48 PM »
Ows mao ba? How did I miss that?!! Abi ko man ug flashlight ning akong tigda bwahahaha!!!! Aw S-pot diay!!! ;D ;D ;D

bwahahhahah!

siguradoha lang na injung S-POT nga naay baterya kanunay! ug hinay na ibuwad na laman na sa init para mo work pa...!

Kinahanglan full permi ang charge a S-pot aron anytime pwede magamit pagpangita sa G-spot! Bwahaha. ;D

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« Reply #13 on: March 07, 2010, 01:13:15 PM »
Daghan ko na learn aning cucumber as grower hehhehe. Feast and Famine ni siya nga veggies kay grabeh ka daghan bunga ani unya ug magtanum ka ani di ka abtik manglili sa bunga di jud ka kabalo nangaguwang na diay. Buwak pa pagsubay nimo abtan pila ka adlaw or simana ba kaha lilia (ayaw loloa) ug balik di ba pwede na harveson.Daghan pud ni ug klase ning cucumber naay short,long,torny,smooth ug ang lami nga cocumber katong japanese nga murag palija.
Di man ma complete ang kaon sa ahong mga anak ug bana ug wa ning cocumber. Winter,spring,summer or fall permi jud mi naay cucumber inubanan sa baby carrots,green peppers ug black olive sa veggie tray.

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« Reply #14 on: March 07, 2010, 01:25:43 PM »
Versatile jud bitaw ning cucumber, Raqz. Usahay lang naay uban nga naghinobra ang pagka-imaginative sa pag-utilize ani nga veggie... ;D

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« Reply #15 on: March 07, 2010, 10:16:41 PM »
Guys, try this Mean Green Cucumber Juice!  Lami kaayo.  Mao ni ang link:

http://www.foodnetwork.com/recipes/sunny-anderson/mean-green-cucumber-juice-recipe/index.html

Ang akong gi usab, ang simple sugar, equal parts of sugar and water, meaning kanang sa recipe, 2 cups sugar, 2 cups water.  Let the simple sugar simmer for about 10 to 15 minutes para mo concentrate gamay, then add the shredded cucumber, per recipe. 

And then, add GIN or SAKE!  Bisan gamay ba lamang just to kick this juice another notch!  :D


how could you ever drink cucumber juice and not eating AMPALAYA??

i eat it but i cant drink  it gajud!

wehehehe

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