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The Guinness World Record for longest fingernails was broken Wednesday, so to speak.

The fingernails Salt Lake City resident Lee Redmond has been growing since 1979 were broken off in a four-car pileup Wednesday in Holladay, said Salt Lake County sheriff's spokesman Don Hutson.

Redmond was a passenger in one of the cars in the 1:30 p.m. crash. She and at least two others were taken to a hospital with minor injuries, Hutson said. She was ejected from the vehicle, Hutson said.

Redmond's nails were 33 inches long when The Tribune last interviewed her in 2007. She then was 66. In a 1995 article, she said she once turned down $10,000 to trim her nails on Japanese TV.

-the salt lake tribune

Were they not insured?

I think they are.

Manay, wa sya tingali maka taod sa seat belt kay ga lisud tungod sa iyang nails.

ha ha ha ha! How did she manage persanal hygeinesuch as wiping her pee-pee and wiping her bottom after making a BM?

How did she brush her teeth or insert her teeth if she had falseis?

Did she have a yaya or a lady in waiting?

I am loaded to the tip of my stubby nails with questions for Madam Fingernails!

Is it true that she was also the holder of the world's longest pubic hair?

Hmmm no wonder.

She is not in the position to give tender loving care with her fantastic claws!

wala ba kaha na lukba iya koko..asin apil ang sa skin na?

ugh! can't imagine the pain ug ma ukab. basin naa siya pampa lig-on nga di ma ukab.

Nanimbawt ako balahibo te.. Naa pa ba kaha ni siyay bed life.. well ewy.

Green answer to the green question of Kiamoy;

She simply welcomes lovers with her open legs?

hahaha.. aw kani te!! maglisud jud ni ug scratch marks.. safe kaau.. (cge undang nako) lol

Sayud lagi ka day basta mangisog ang babaye, adunay scratch marks! he he he kana sukol ug labok teeth marks pa.

dali raman ko mangisog. hahahaha..

argh paeta ani ako  valemtimes eve uy.. duty man .. hmgfhfht~~ kapoy date date valentines.. tanan puno. apil pala linya sa restaurants..

do i sound bitter? ugh. pakauwow.

ok man kon sa balay lang, may candle light dinner, red wine ug gamay nga polotan, human tusik