Author Topic: calling all silent millionaires (Read 4445 times)

lakandula · « **on:** October 01, 2013, 08:13:09 PM »

hope someone answers this distress call. my amo boss, manager, master balonglong tikongkong cannot agwants anymore the penitence of the kalibots. he confess that he is not a milyoner. nag gama gama lang sija ug estorya in order to scare his arch enemy pres. hubak. kong mahimo unta nga naay mo sponsor sa tubag bohol chess tournament 2014 kay horot na jud ang alkansiya ni amo. in addition to that, he has been diagnosed to have a defective heart valve by dr. norbert moskovitz, one of the top 10 cardiologists of new york. maybe his heart has become defective because of boiling blood. basin mas ma una pa sijang matigbak ni hubag.

thank you.

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balong · « **Reply #1 on:** October 02, 2013, 01:39:40 AM »

horot na sapi. gi palit ug silver bullets

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Lorenzo · « **Reply #2 on:** October 02, 2013, 03:49:55 AM »

inom imong anti-hypertensive meds, nog, so dili ma exacerbate imong hypertension. god bless ! more power !

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Lorenzo · « **Reply #3 on:** October 02, 2013, 04:01:46 AM »

hope someone answers this distress call. my amo boss, manager, master balonglong tikongkong cannot agwants anymore the penitence of the kalibots. he confess that he is not a milyoner. nag gama gama lang sija ug estorya in order to scare his arch enemy pres. hubak. kong mahimo unta nga naay mo sponsor sa tubag bohol chess tournament 2014 kay horot na jud ang alkansiya ni amo. in addition to that, he has been diagnosed to have a defective heart valve by dr. norbert moskovitz, one of the top 10 cardiologists of new york. maybe his heart has become defective because of boiling blood. basin mas ma una pa sijang matigbak ni hubag.

thank you.

nong, just take it easy with the stress, meyn. if you have any questions about valvular replacements, pm me. we have one of the best cardiothoracic centers here in rush medical.

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Lorenzo · « **Reply #4 on:** October 02, 2013, 04:05:31 AM »

here's my advice. my tactic. when i'm at work and i'm admitting patients ..sometimes i see over 20 patients in a span of 2-3 hours. trauma patients, at that. what i do to stay calm despite the storms is i try to whistle a happy tune. patients will always say to me, "you're always upbeat, doc. you're always whistling."

haha. sometimes, one has to whistle to stay calm.

when patients' ostomy bags and falling of, when code blues are declared, code grey, etc. mag stay calm lang ta.

specially during 36 hour on calls. holy moly guacamole! stress to the stress but mo whistle gehapon. sometimes, i fall asleep in my desk and colleagues say, "lorenzo, you were whistling then you started snoring."

bahahaha! jati-a pod da.

ps. stay calm. whistle. carry on.

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balong · « **Reply #5 on:** October 02, 2013, 04:12:03 AM »

nong, just take it easy with the stress, meyn. if you have any questions about valvular replacements, pm me. we have one of the best cardiothoracic centers here in rush medical.

you are the man doc. thanks.

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balong · « **Reply #6 on:** October 02, 2013, 04:16:23 AM »

hope someone answers this distress call. my amo boss, manager, master balonglong tikongkong cannot agwants anymore the penitence of the kalibots. he confess that he is not a milyoner. nag gama gama lang sija ug estorya in order to scare his arch enemy pres. hubak. kong mahimo unta nga naay mo sponsor sa tubag bohol chess tournament 2014 kay horot na jud ang alkansiya ni amo. in addition to that, he has been diagnosed to have a defective heart valve by dr. norbert moskovitz, one of the top 10 cardiologists of new york. maybe his heart has become defective because of boiling blood. basin mas ma una pa sijang matigbak ni hubag.

thank you.

committed man unta ko sa chess tournament ni mike. pero ga labad kanunay ning ahong o. boiling blood. kanunay lang ko dughangon ni hubag. so mo pass sa ko ug sponsor. mo pahuway sa ko. tiwason lang sa naho ning ahong mga posts. unya mo leave of absence ko sa forum. hihihihi

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balong · « **Reply #7 on:** October 02, 2013, 05:56:56 AM »

bisan naka 8 na si hubag. aho gihapon sijang gihatagan ug chance. obserbahan. pero di matabang. he is incorrigible. mo hirit jud. himoon na pod ko nijang retard, mental patient, very dumb ug monkey vitamins. mao nga mas maajo pa, aho na lang ning bunalan, latoson, sumbagon, sipa-on, bitayon ug uban pa. di bitaw oi. i promised i will do nothing. i keep my promise. di ko mo hilabot nija. ahong mga bata bata nay bahala. pilahan ug jerjeron ang lobot. just kidding. pahuway sa ko rong november. mag ermitanyo ko sa langob sa candavid.

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balong · « **Reply #8 on:** October 02, 2013, 06:00:20 AM »

subaya ninyo ang THE POWER OF DREAMS diin ang damgo ni balong mahimong tinood. in the tira pasagad saksak sinagol section covered by DEVINA DEDIVA

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balong · « **Reply #9 on:** October 02, 2013, 01:23:20 PM »

DEVINA DEDIVA, yo, this is for you! New
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perteng kosoga ning devina dediva ni islander oi. tabonan jud ang ahong post. hihihi. anus-a kaha mo lorang ning kasoko ni islander ni devina. wa na koy kasoko ni hubie babie. post post na lang ning aho. in the POWER of DREAMS mag post ko ug polos pictures. mora ug silent movie, no sounds.
pics ray injong makita. to prove to you, my dear readers, that dreams can come true. i must admit i dreamed of becoming a millionaire. i achieved this dream a long time ago. i never dreamed i will become ultra wealthy. as luck would have it. i met the retarded oopppss, retired pinoy general in a K of C meeting. knights of columbus.

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balong · « **Reply #10 on:** October 02, 2013, 01:44:33 PM »

my tall tales are very tall indeed. they are based on fact. these people i am talking about exist. the retired general has no power. he is on a first name basis with the head honchos of the AFP. kay stateside gud sija. hibaw na bitaw ka natong mga pinoy. mo kowtow ta sa mga relatives nato dinhi sa states. but my retired general has no power to summon brigades from the philippines. my friend bocats is another story. he has real power because of his connections. he can call on war freaks from the special forces. pinangga sija sa ijang mga bosses sa phil. army. generals who are up there at the top. kay kining mga tawhana ug naay ipa liquidate, manawag sila ni bocats. this is the sad reality of life. for these generals, killing is nothing to them. so they can hold on to power.

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Lorenzo · « **Reply #11 on:** October 02, 2013, 02:01:33 PM »

wow, where is the general now? florida gehapz?

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balong · « **Reply #12 on:** October 02, 2013, 02:19:58 PM »

wa na ko ka kita ni general. di na ko tig attend ug meeting sa K of C. samok kaajo ahong hunahuna ron doc

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Lorenzo · « **Reply #13 on:** October 02, 2013, 02:20:54 PM »

ngano na samok man imong hunahuna, nong?

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balong · « **Reply #14 on:** October 02, 2013, 02:32:05 PM »

hago man gud ni si hubie babie. badlongon. im keeping my cool doc. mao nga mo withdraw ko ug sponsor sa chess tournament. kay plano naho. mo uli unta next year sa pinas. jesus BOCATS anquilero open chess tournament. P20,000 1st prize. unja gara gara pod. pictyor pictyor sa camp lapu lapu.

how about u doc. pwede na seguro kuhaan ug gamay nang imong dollars diha. not necesarili nga P20,000
premyo. P5000 lang gud 1st prize. gusto ka korambos ta. for lorenzo lucino chess tournament. akoy hatag 1st prize P5000. ikaw hatag sa 2nd 3rd 4th.

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balong · « **Reply #15 on:** October 02, 2013, 02:36:22 PM »

angay ko aning program ni mike. nga kalingaw ta ug hold ug chess tournament. para naay hinangpon ang mga bata ba. something to look forward to. at least, maka likay sila ug drugs. kong ang hunahuna nila naa sa chess.

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balong · « **Reply #16 on:** October 02, 2013, 02:49:00 PM »

usab usab ning ahong hunahuna. mo uli ko next year or dili. only fools and idiots do not change their minds. kapoyan na ko nganong gi trippingan ko ni hubag. sayon sayonon lang ko ug tawag idiot, retard, mental patient, very dumb. hahay buhay. parang life.

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balong · « **Reply #17 on:** October 02, 2013, 02:55:14 PM »

so many things to think about. okey ra man nang mo patay ka basta gera. it is understandable. pero ug way gera. it is another matter

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Lorenzo · « **Reply #18 on:** October 02, 2013, 02:58:22 PM »

usab usab ning ahong hunahuna. mo uli ko next year or dili. only fools and idiots do not change their minds. kapoyan na ko nganong gi trippingan ko ni hubag. sayon sayonon lang ko ug tawag idiot, retard, mental patient, very dumb. hahay buhay. parang life.

why do you let words get you down? remember, words are only words.

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Lorenzo · « **Reply #19 on:** October 02, 2013, 03:00:43 PM »

so many things to think about. okey ra man nang mo patay ka basta gera. it is understandable. pero ug way gera. it is another matter

i think you have issues with anger and frustration, nong, which can be better assessed if you see a psychologist. remember, the postings of other people and their opinions of you should not matter. you cannot expect to influence other people's views. let their views be theirs, and let yours be your own.

one thing that i noticed tho is you are easily offended. you need to develop a mature, healthy outlet so as to relieve your intrapsychic tension.

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Lorenzo · « **Reply #20 on:** October 02, 2013, 03:07:11 PM »

think of it this way, nong. look at jesus christ. when he walked in judea, did he meet mockers and people who put him down? of course. but you don't see jesus christ creating mountains of lava to incinerate the mockers of the Lord God, do you? no.

if God himself did not do that , but rather, gracefully took their comments, and their mockery and still died on the cross for them as well as for everyone -- that shows you how the ideal personality should be. the infinite mercy of god.

you threatening hubag and other people with guns is asinine. that is beneath you, nong. if he says something that you don't like, who cares? whatever. move on. at the same time, you should also examine the things that you might have said that might be hurtful to others.

take my words as a point of reflection.

god bless.

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Lorenzo · « **Reply #21 on:** October 02, 2013, 03:18:37 PM »

hago man gud ni si hubie babie. badlongon. im keeping my cool doc. mao nga mo withdraw ko ug sponsor sa chess tournament. kay plano naho. mo uli unta next year sa pinas. jesus BOCATS anquilero open chess tournament. P20,000 1st prize. unja gara gara pod. pictyor pictyor sa camp lapu lapu.

how about u doc. pwede na seguro kuhaan ug gamay nang imong dollars diha. not necesarili nga P20,000
premyo. P5000 lang gud 1st prize. gusto ka korambos ta. for lorenzo lucino chess tournament. akoy hatag 1st prize P5000. ikaw hatag sa 2nd 3rd 4th.

nong,

i will take over the chess tournament funding. as for the grand prize, let it stay the same.

i formally request the name of the tournament be: "Fortunata Tan-Salvo Chess Tournament"

i will contact mike on the specifics.

regards,
i remain,
lorenzo

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Lorenzo · « **Reply #22 on:** October 02, 2013, 03:19:29 PM »

Mike,

Let it be known that i will shoulder the cost of the chess tournament. I will contact you via pm on specifics, the date and time. Thank You.

Best,
Bran Lorenzo

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Lorenzo · « **Reply #23 on:** October 02, 2013, 03:33:06 PM »

I might go back to Bohol to watch everyone play, too.

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islander · « **Reply #24 on:** October 02, 2013, 03:40:30 PM »

da, da, da. the bluff has been called. congrats, lorenz.

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Lorenzo · « **Reply #25 on:** October 02, 2013, 03:46:08 PM »

congrats to the grand champion. he or she will take home 20 thousand pesos.

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lakandula · « **Reply #26 on:** October 02, 2013, 05:53:32 PM »

wow. this is a big one doc. maldito jud ning ahong amo. gusto mo likay. di na gusto mo hatag ug prize.

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balong · « **Reply #27 on:** October 02, 2013, 06:13:28 PM »

i think you have issues with anger and frustration, nong, which can be better assessed if you see a psychologist. remember, the postings of other people and their opinions of you should not matter. you cannot expect to influence other people's views. let their views be theirs, and let yours be your own.

one thing that i noticed tho is you are easily offended. you need to develop a mature, healthy outlet so as to relieve your intrapsychic tension.

yeah. i admit init ko ug o. i need anger management. maybe wa pa gihapon ma wa ang trauma sa gera. thank you so much doc. kong di pa tungod nimo, dugay ra kong mi uli sa pinas ug gi posil si hubag

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hubag bohol · « **Reply #28 on:** October 02, 2013, 08:07:52 PM »

yeah. i admit init ko ug o. i need anger management. maybe wa pa gihapon ma wa ang trauma sa gera. thank you so much doc. kong di pa tungod nimo, dugay ra kong mi uli sa pinas ug gi posil si hubag

Hilom diha, tiguwanga ka. Naupaw, napangag, nawad-ag itlog ug napurdoy ka na lang, nagpasuwabi pa jud ang imong borit. Please do a MacArthur (even if you don't deserve the figure of speech), and just fade away...

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islander · « **Reply #29 on:** October 02, 2013, 08:45:33 PM »

kakapoy ba aning bisag asa nga thread moliko aning nagpinahitay uy. mauwaw baya ta sa mga bag-o dinhi. abi pa lang, mga way buot ang tb senior citizens.

that's a great name for a chess tournament, lorenz. it's more appropriate and modest to name an endeavor in memory of someone who's already gone from earthly life.

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ayesha · « **Reply #30 on:** October 02, 2013, 09:27:29 PM »

Hilom diha, tiguwanga ka. Naupaw, napangag, nawad-ag itlog ug napurdoy ka na lang, nagpasuwabi pa jud ang imong borit. Please do a MacArthur (even if you don't deserve the figure of speech), and just fade away...

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StevenRan · « **Reply #31 on:** October 03, 2013, 05:12:59 AM »

Hilom diha, tiguwanga ka. Naupaw, napangag, nawad-ag itlog ug napurdoy ka na lang, nagpasuwabi pa jud ang imong borit. Please do a MacArthur (even if you don't deserve the figure of speech), and just fade away...

MacArthur said, I shall return

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hubag bohol · « **Reply #32 on:** October 03, 2013, 06:53:29 AM »

OK kaayo nga mouli sa Pinas aron magpataod og pustiso. Barato ra sa atoa, affordable. Naa gani kunoy mga dentist nga modawat og data-data.

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