Author Topic: Aren't Older Women Great? (Read 3586 times)

ms da binsi · « **on:** February 10, 2008, 07:56:47 AM »

I have been married to my wife for 25 years.

I took a look at her one day and said, "Darling , 25-years ago we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed, and watched a 10-inch black-and-white TV, but every night I got to sleep with a hot 25-year old blonde. Now we have a 500,000 home, a 45,000 car, a nice big bed, and a plasma TV, but I find I'm sleeping with a 50-year-old woman. It seems to me that you are not holding up your end of things."

My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot 25-year-old blonde and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, sleeping on a sofa bed, and watching a 10-inch black and white TV.

Aren't older women great? They really know how to solve a mid-life crisis.

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Bambi · « **Reply #1 on:** February 10, 2008, 08:14:09 AM »

Yes Bayat I will sign for this.

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swakee · « **Reply #2 on:** February 11, 2008, 12:40:16 PM »

hehe... kasayun!

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Mari · « **Reply #3 on:** February 11, 2008, 01:10:32 PM »

Amen to that! I'm older than my Steven

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ms da binsi · « **Reply #4 on:** February 11, 2008, 04:17:16 PM »

Are you dear?

Congrats, lucky Esteban...!

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Scarb · « **Reply #5 on:** February 11, 2008, 04:53:02 PM »

je older desto better lagi hmn

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Mari · « **Reply #6 on:** February 11, 2008, 11:30:20 PM »

Are you dear?

Congrats, lucky Esteban...!

older jud Bella pero di mailhan kay mature man siya tan awn...hehehe

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ms da binsi · « **Reply #7 on:** February 14, 2008, 06:45:06 AM »

that doesnt matter Mari, as long as mag kasinabut jud mao ra gyud na importante...

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hazel · « **Reply #8 on:** February 26, 2008, 05:36:43 PM »

A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask, "What are you thinking?" She doesn't care what you think. If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it. She does something she wants to do, and it's usually more interesting. Women over 40 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you if they think they can get away with it. Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. They know what it's like to be unappreciated. Women get psychic as they age. You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40. Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart. Older women are forthright and honest. They'll tell you right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one. You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her. Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons. Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal. For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself with some 22-year old waitress. Ladies, I apologize. For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?", here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage. Why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!

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Lorenzo · « **Reply #9 on:** February 26, 2008, 05:54:55 PM »

Women are just like a fine cask of dry amontillado white wine.

The flavor increases with age

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Julai · « **Reply #10 on:** February 26, 2008, 07:56:02 PM »

Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!
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hhhahahah nalingaw ko ug kinatawa ngari haze nga ako ra usa..perte ka sakto oii!! kabawos ta sa mga laki nga feeling precious as they get old!!wa pang gabai!!hahahaha

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hazel · « **Reply #11 on:** February 26, 2008, 08:05:23 PM »

Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!
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hhhahahah nalingaw ko ug kinatawa ngari haze nga ako ra usa..perte ka sakto oii!! kabawos ta sa mga laki nga feeling precious as they get old!!wa pang gabai!!hahahaha

Mo ingon man gud sila nga as women get older, mag tika ubos ang value! Ngek!

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Julai · « **Reply #12 on:** February 27, 2008, 12:35:32 AM »

Mo ingon man gud sila nga as women get older, mag tika ubos ang value! Ngek!

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suss pungot jud ko sa mga pipol nga moingon na magkaubos ang value sa baje nga magkaedaran..it's so untrue..gapataka lng ni sila ug istorya..dahhh kabawos lagi ta..hehehe

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ms da binsi · « **Reply #13 on:** February 27, 2008, 02:33:26 AM »

Kana ra mga STEREOTYPE ang mo ingon ana...

i sometimes considered mga stereotype people nga ig******t

pero we cant change that attitude...

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ms da binsi · « **Reply #14 on:** February 27, 2008, 02:35:21 AM »

A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask, "What are you thinking?" She doesn't care what you think. If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it. She does something she wants to do, and it's usually more interesting. Women over 40 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you if they think they can get away with it. Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. They know what it's like to be unappreciated. Women get psychic as they age. You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40. Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart. Older women are forthright and honest. They'll tell you right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one. You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her. Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons. Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal. For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself with some 22-year old waitress. Ladies, I apologize. For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?", here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage. Why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!

I have this thread somewhere...

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hazel · « **Reply #15 on:** February 28, 2008, 07:52:22 PM »

Kana ra mga STEREOTYPE ang mo ingon ana...

i sometimes considered mga stereotype people nga ig******t

pero we cant change that attitude...

Aguy!! na igo si _ _ _ _.

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ms da binsi · « **Reply #16 on:** February 28, 2008, 07:53:55 PM »

Kana ra mga STEREOTYPE ang mo ingon ana...

i sometimes considered mga stereotype people nga ig******t

pero we cant change that attitude...

Aguy!! na igo si _ _ _ _.

I know who you meant!

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hazel · « **Reply #17 on:** February 28, 2008, 07:55:38 PM »

I know who you meant!

suuusssshhhh kay basin mo react. hahaha

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ms da binsi · « **Reply #18 on:** February 28, 2008, 07:56:34 PM »

waheheheheh!

huy nakamata ko ug sajo!

(OT)

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hazel · « **Reply #19 on:** February 28, 2008, 07:57:41 PM »

waheheheheh!

huy nakamata ko ug sajo!

(OT)

mao bitaw, ana siguro nang women over 40...wahahaha

ni tuhik ra ko oi...daghan ko order spring rolls para ugma.

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ms da binsi · « **Reply #20 on:** February 28, 2008, 08:00:31 PM »

na unsa na man ka diha nag cater na sad ka?

au-pair na, caterer pa!

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hazel · « **Reply #21 on:** February 28, 2008, 08:02:46 PM »

na unsa na man ka diha nag cater na sad ka?

au-pair na, caterer pa!

maayo nalang ni pang wara-wara.

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ms da binsi · « **Reply #22 on:** February 28, 2008, 08:03:13 PM »

mao jud, thats good!

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Scarb · « **Reply #23 on:** February 29, 2008, 02:49:12 AM »

Kana ra mga STEREOTYPE ang mo ingon ana...

i sometimes considered mga stereotype people nga ig******t

pero we cant change that attitude...

morag left and right diay to hah?(stereo type)

ang wine ky magkadugay ,magka-old- ky magkalami ug magkamahal
mao ra sad ang mga Gals- korek?

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lindy · « **Reply #24 on:** February 29, 2008, 04:14:30 AM »

Kana ra mga STEREOTYPE ang mo ingon ana...

i sometimes considered mga stereotype people nga ig******t

pero we cant change that attitude...

morag left and right diay to hah?(stereo type)

ang wine ky magkadugay ,magka-old- ky magkalami ug magkamahal
mao ra sad ang mga Gals- korek?

sa ako nang gikaingon sauna a woman who became Older is more wiser,experienced and HOTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!

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swakee · « **Reply #25 on:** March 02, 2008, 01:37:39 PM »

hot sexy momma...

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Brownman · « **Reply #26 on:** April 10, 2008, 02:47:53 AM »

Yes Bayat I will sign for this.

mag signature campaign nalang mo ni Bell kay mo pirma ko, he, he

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ms da binsi · « **Reply #27 on:** April 10, 2008, 04:20:10 AM »

hahahahah!

Maayo pa si Boyet kay naka kuykoy ug topic...

Bitaw Yet, as you both ni Commander-in-chief,magka guwang,

magka nindot man na sha!

I really believed it...magka lami sad ug magka guwang!

hmmm dili ni i love my own, tinuod jud ni...

naa gani good example, si eheeem,kay older man ijang woman,

di ko mo tell!!!

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kiamoy · « **Reply #28 on:** April 10, 2008, 05:40:40 AM »

because subconsciously, they are looking for some slight similiraties with their mom and wife.. and older women are always more mature.. and knows how to deal with everything..without whining. just like our moms

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ms da binsi · « **Reply #29 on:** April 10, 2008, 05:58:58 AM »

korek Kiams!

kabalo lagi ka dear?

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kiamoy · « **Reply #30 on:** April 10, 2008, 06:06:21 AM »

hehe.. i think i got this from lolo or mom or ante or sa book..

kay bisag mag yawyaw ang husband or bf on how he is mad at his mom ..or sometimes on how he hates her..
ayaw jud apil apil..kay men are forever mama's boys..

he will get hurt.. cya ra na naay right. vice versa ..lols

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