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Title: The TaX PoEm
Post by: aira_galope on December 13, 2008, 09:12:51 AM

             The TAX Poem         

 At first I thought this was funny...then I realized the awful truth of it.
 Be sure to read all the way to the end!
 Tax his land,
 Tax his bed,
 Tax the table
 At which he's fed.
 Tax his tractor,
 Tax his mule,
 Teach him taxes
 Are the rule.
 Tax his work,
 Tax his pay,
 He works for peanuts
 Tax his cow,
 Tax his goat,
 Tax his pants,
 Tax his coat.
 Tax his ties,
 Tax his shirt,
 Tax his work,
 Tax his dirt.
 Tax his tobacco,
 Tax his drink,
 Tax him if he
 Tries to think.
 Tax his cigars,
 Tax his beers,
 If he cries
 Tax his tears.
 Tax his car,
 Tax his gas,
 Find other ways
 To tax his ass.
 Tax all he has
 Then let him know
 That you won't be done
 Till he has no dough.
 When he screams and hollers;
 Then tax him some more,
 Tax him til
 He's good and sore.
 Then tax his coffin,
 Tax his grave,
 Tax the sod in
 Which he's laid.
 Put these words
 Upon his tomb,
 'Taxes drove me
 To my doom...'
 When he's gone,
 Do not relax,
 Its time to apply
 The inheritance tax.
 Accounts Receivable Tax
 Airline  surcharge tax
 Airline Fuel Tax
 Airport Maintenance Tax
 Building Permit Tax
 Cigarette Tax
 Corporate Income Tax
 Death Tax
 Dog License Tax
 Drivng Permit Tax
 Excise Taxes
 Federal Income Tax
 Federal Unemployment  (UI)
 Fishing License Tax
 Food License Tax
 Petrol Tax ( too much  per litre) 
 Gross Receipts Tax
 Health Tax
 Hunting License Tax
 Hydro Tax
 Inheritance Tax
 Interest Tax
 Liquor Tax
 Luxury Taxes
 Marriage License Tax
 Medicare Tax
 Mortgage Tax
 Personal Income Tax
 Property Tax
 Poverty Tax
 Prescription Drug Tax
 Property Tax
 Provincial Income Tax
 Real Estate Tax
 Recreational Vehicle Tax
 Retail Sales Tax
 Service Charge Tax
 School Tax 
 Telephone Tax
 Telephone, Provincial  and Local Surcharge Taxes
 Telephone Minimum Usage Surcharge Tax
 Vehicle License Registration Tax
 Vehicle Sales Tax
 Water Tax
 Watercraft Registration Tax
 Well Permit Tax
 Workers Compensation Tax
 Not one of these taxes existed 100 years ago, and our nation
 Was one of the most prosperous in the world.
 We had absolutely no national debt, had a  large middleclass, 
 And Mom stayed home to raise the kids.
 What in the hell happened? Can you spell 'politician?'
Title: Re: The TaX PoEm
Post by: aira_galope on December 13, 2008, 09:44:06 AM
       When paying taxes in Bohol, specially in Candijay,
have you ever been assessed with a School Educational Fund (SEF)? ???

Title: Re: The TaX PoEm
Post by: Raquelproud boholana on December 13, 2008, 10:29:12 AM
Tax means legalize stealing. Siguro ang tax sa panahon pa ni Julius Ceasar panahon ni Jesus mas fair siguro pero ang tax karon murag overkill naman.
Title: Re: The TaX PoEm
Post by: aira_galope on December 13, 2008, 11:02:21 AM
Title: Re: The TaX PoEm
Post by: alfonso_potane on December 13, 2008, 11:09:57 AM
taasa diay sa tax poem ...
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