Author Topic: Hornycouple (Read 4233 times)

pioneer · « **on:** June 14, 2007, 02:37:25 PM »

What in the world are you going to do here?

Anyhow, welcome to Tubag Bohol.

Is this what we call as "conjugal" membership of Tubag Bohol?

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TheItCouple · « **Reply #1 on:** June 14, 2007, 02:50:32 PM »

What in the world are you going to do here?

Anyhow, welcome to Tubag Bohol.

Is this what we call as "conjugal" membership of Tubag Bohol?

Mr. Administrator,

You are absolutely right with the 'conjugal' membership. We are inseparable even in the net.

By the way, we are here to add more terror and a lil bit of spice!

Sugar, spice, and everything nice,
The Horny Couple

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pioneer · « **Reply #2 on:** June 14, 2007, 03:01:35 PM »

Inseparable?

Because love is like a bubble gum - kung mopilit makabuang.

Disclaimer: Tubag Bohol does not endorse nor approve any of the juicy writings of the hornycouple. This is a community-based website. Members can write anything, modify/edit their message, or delete it later. Members are free to rant, cry, scream, laugh, and jump (but don't break your computer screen). Browse this website at your risk.

More statement of disclaimer later as I will be initiating more damage-control measures.

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TheItCouple · « **Reply #3 on:** June 14, 2007, 03:23:21 PM »

mfrandsen: Have we outposed your photo with your lovey dovey? You bet, we did! You better change avatar now! Or better register under 'conjugal' membership.

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pioneer · « **Reply #4 on:** June 14, 2007, 03:25:14 PM »

Tubag, Maricel. The term for this is: "kandos."

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queen · « **Reply #5 on:** June 14, 2007, 03:27:49 PM »

Rose, here, reporting live.

Let it be known that I am the other half of the horny couple.

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prinsipe · « **Reply #6 on:** June 14, 2007, 03:37:13 PM »

Paul, here, reporting live as well.

Let it be known that I complete the other half of the horny couple.

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pioneer · « **Reply #7 on:** June 14, 2007, 03:39:55 PM »

Inseparable gyud diay.

Kung live ang asawa, live pud ang ana.

Ladies and gentlemen, the Ranara Couple. On Live Flesh.

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queen · « **Reply #8 on:** June 14, 2007, 03:54:31 PM »

Inseparable gyud diay.

Kung live ang asawa, live pud ang ana.

Ladies and gentlemen, the Ranara Couple. On Live Flesh.

I better change my avatar, aye? I didn't show some skin in there.

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queen · « **Reply #9 on:** June 14, 2007, 04:32:46 PM »

This is for y'all. Nothing's wrong with being horny. The texts below will show you what horny couples like us can make of their bundles of joy. Hubert or Hubs is 8; Harley or Harl is 4.

* * *

Mom: Harl, just get your milk from the fridge.
Harley: Why me? Why â€˜meâ€™ always do the hard work?
Mom: Never mind. Hubs, please get Harlâ€™s milk.
Hubs: Oh, Iâ€™m tied to the oars.
Mom: What did you say?
Hubs: I mean, Iâ€™m only a child, why do I have to do it for him?

* * *
Hubert: Harl, hit me again and itâ€™s curtains for you.
Harley: What?
Hubert: Just hit me again and youâ€™d know what I mean by â€˜curtains.â€™

* * *
Hubert: Harl, youâ€™re as light as a feather.
Harley: And you, youâ€™re fat.
Hubert: Iâ€™m not fat; Iâ€™m no bigger than a couch.

* * *
Hubert: Oh, my phone is dead.
Harley: How come? Do phones die?
Hubert: Harl, Iâ€™m going bananas. I mean, it ran out of battery. I need to recharge it.

* * *

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TheItCouple · « **Reply #10 on:** June 14, 2007, 07:59:43 PM »

If you noticed, all posts from the horny couple are exclusively colored green. This is our trademark color. Thanks for respecting our signature. See yah around guys!

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si makapuling · « **Reply #11 on:** June 14, 2007, 09:18:55 PM »

i know this couple all too well and, yes, they WILL add spice and everything nice (and kinky???) to... whatever. and why green? well, isn't it obvious why?

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queen · « **Reply #12 on:** June 14, 2007, 09:51:03 PM »

i know this couple all too well and, yes, they WILL add spice and everything nice (and kinky???) to... whatever. and why green? well, isn't it obvious why?

And here comes the girl who will never be able to finish diggin' to China in her entire lifetime. Yes, she knows us too well that she was even the one branding us with the name "horny_couple."

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Happy · « **Reply #13 on:** June 14, 2007, 11:51:49 PM »

Tubag, Maricel. The term for this is: "kandos."

Sorry late ko

mfrandsen: Have we outposed your photo with your lovey dovey? You bet, we did! You better change avatar now! Or better register under 'conjugal' membership.

lol, I can't dare kay mahutdan intawon ko ipangtubag anang inyong mga post oi hahaha.. Limited ra intawon ning ako kay bag-o pang nagsugod... Tig nalang ko, tigbasa basa sa inyong post ba nya reply gud pud ko panagsa hahaha

Sige lang, palabonon nalang ta mo hahaha

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TheItCouple · « **Reply #14 on:** June 15, 2007, 12:33:04 AM »

Sorry late ko

lol, I can't dare kay mahutdan intawon ko ipangtubag anang inyong mga post oi hahaha.. Limited ra intawon ning ako kay bag-o pang nagsugod... Tig nalang ko, tigbasa basa sa inyong post ba nya reply gud pud ko panagsa hahaha

Sige lang, palabonon nalang ta mo hahaha

Better late than never!

Thanks for signing the waiver. You come close as second anyway.

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Happy · « **Reply #15 on:** June 15, 2007, 02:43:41 AM »

mao lagi, i'm not used to being first man sab

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TheItCouple · « **Reply #16 on:** June 15, 2007, 07:51:19 AM »

Mr. Administrator, better brace yourself! The horny couple is coming to STIC in real flesh today, 15 June 2007, 11.00 a.m. You could at least buy them a drink for working over time and nocturnal shifts pro-bono at Tubag Bohol.

Seeyah!

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pioneer · « **Reply #17 on:** June 15, 2007, 08:13:16 AM »

Don't scatter your sweats here.

Be their guest.

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pioneer · « **Reply #18 on:** June 15, 2007, 10:48:48 AM »

i know this couple all too well and, yes, they WILL add spice and everything nice (and kinky???) to... whatever. and why green? well, isn't it obvious why?

yes, riva, the couple will bare everything... private life is dead.

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TheItCouple · « **Reply #19 on:** June 15, 2007, 07:24:46 PM »

yes, riva, the couple will bare everything... private life is dead.

You bet! It died along with Kinsey!

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