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The Atheists's Holiday
« on: June 12, 2007, 08:26:23 PM »
Have you heard about this court case?

 

In Florida , an atheist became incensed over the preparation of Easter and Passover holidays. He decided to contact his lawyer about the discrimination inflicted on atheists by the constant celebrations afforded to Christians and Jews with all their holidays while atheists had no holiday to celebrate. The case was brought before a wise judge. After listening to the long passionate presentation by the lawyer, the Judge banged his gavel and declared "Case Dismissed."

 

The lawyer immediately stood and objected to the ruling and said, "Your Honor, how can you possibly dismiss this case? Christians have Christmas, Easter and many other observances. Jews have Passover, Yom Kppur and Hanukkah......yet my client and all other atheists have no such holidays."

 

The judge leaned forward in his chair and simply said "Obviously your client is too confused to even know about, much less celebrate, his own atheists’ holiday!"

 

The lawyer pompously said, "Your Honor, we are unaware of any such holiday for atheists. Just when might that holiday be, your Honor?"

 

The judge said, "Well it comes every year on exactly the same date.....April 1st! Since our calendar sets April 1st as ‘April Fools Day,’ consider that Psalm 14:1, Psalm 53 states, ‘The fool says in his heart, there is no God.’ Thus, in my opinion, if your client says there is no God, then by scripture he is a fool, thus April 1st is his holiday!"

 

Pray that some day our courts will be full of these kinds of judges.....maybe then , we can put God back where He belongs.........in everything we do.....

 

Way to go, Judge!

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« Reply #1 on: June 14, 2007, 04:39:37 AM »
salamat lumine, abi nako ug nasayop ka ug post  ;D
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« Reply #2 on: August 13, 2007, 05:04:38 PM »
Bravo! Well said, YH.



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