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Title: Worst date? Tell us about it
Post by: Lorenzo on December 19, 2007, 04:23:17 PM
So tell us about your worst date. Why was it bad?
Title: Re: Worst date? Tell us about it
Post by: mikeygatal on December 19, 2007, 04:26:00 PM
i applied enema and i thought it was ok to go out already but when we were about to have sex,sige na ko ug otot and nagkalibanga,so we cancelled the thingee and never happened, that's why i am still a virgin,hehehe

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Title: Re: Worst date? Tell us about it
Post by: C2H4 on December 19, 2007, 04:36:53 PM
Hehehehe

Blessing in disguise to Mikey

 ;D
Title: Re: Worst date? Tell us about it
Post by: hazel on December 19, 2007, 04:43:37 PM

I was so unlucky to experience a worst date. LOL!

Well, it was actually a blind date turned worst. He worked at the Navy and I was shocked to see his clean cut hair. He was still on his formal Navy uniform and he invited me to have dinner somewhere in a restaurant near Ayala. Before the date, I was looking forward to watch a very romantic movie but when I saw him I decided not to watch the romantic movie anymore. Instead, we end up watching 'Dr DoLittle' ;D
Title: Re: Worst date? Tell us about it
Post by: C2H4 on December 19, 2007, 04:57:09 PM
nganong worst man to, Ms Ginger?

seems romantic to me

nothing more romantic than a man in uniform

 ;D
Title: Re: Worst date? Tell us about it
Post by: hazel on December 19, 2007, 04:58:57 PM

Worst kay feeling man niya uyab nami, chancing kaayo!
Title: Re: Worst date? Tell us about it
Post by: C2H4 on December 19, 2007, 05:00:27 PM
Guapo siya Ms Ginger?

unsa nga klase sa chansing?

Title: Re: Worst date? Tell us about it
Post by: hazel on December 19, 2007, 05:01:34 PM

Pst, di nalang nato i-detailed.

wahehehehe
Title: Re: Worst date? Tell us about it
Post by: Ligalig-Mike on December 19, 2007, 05:02:12 PM
I was first year high school then. It was dark. I kissed her on the lips. Then gisagpa ko.  :'(
Title: Re: Worst date? Tell us about it
Post by: hazel on December 19, 2007, 05:03:46 PM

hahahaha wa diay ka mananghid?
Title: Re: Worst date? Tell us about it
Post by: C2H4 on December 19, 2007, 05:06:13 PM

translation = dili guapo

 ;)
Title: Re: Worst date? Tell us about it
Post by: Ligalig-Mike on December 19, 2007, 05:08:41 PM
Ginger, angay ba ang kiss ipananghid?

Moingon pa diay ka: "Day, pwede ko mohalok nimo?"  ;D

Kasagaran sa babae kay motubag pud: "Sa aping ra ha."  8)
Title: Re: Worst date? Tell us about it
Post by: grazie7y on December 19, 2007, 05:09:47 PM

hahahahha sorry Mike nalingaw lang ko! 
Title: Re: Worst date? Tell us about it
Post by: hazel on December 19, 2007, 05:10:31 PM

Depende unsa klase nga kiss..

Depende pud sa hikap before sa kiss.

hahaha
Title: Re: Worst date? Tell us about it
Post by: Scarb on December 19, 2007, 05:13:03 PM

depende, naa sab uban di moingon sa aping ra ha?
but instead, no sounds unya dalang piyong sa mata ug motubo ang simod
unsa man na beh?
Title: Re: Worst date? Tell us about it
Post by: orChids on December 19, 2007, 05:47:45 PM
 ;D.Worst date sa hi-school pa ko ato nga time,nanan-aw mi ug sine with our friends unya nagtapad ming tanan in a row,sus kay nagsima sima man akong partner,akong giklaro..sus kay nagkaon siya ug hopia nag tuok tuok ang loko.Na! ako ang naulaw jod kay ang usa ka friend namo nakakita pod pag siga sa screen,wala ko nakaagwanta nigawas ko oy,akong gibiyaan.hehehe
Title: Re: Worst date? Tell us about it
Post by: grazie7y on December 19, 2007, 11:40:00 PM
hahahahaha maayo ra imong gibiyaan Aya san gi apilan unta to nimo kusi!
Title: Re: Worst date? Tell us about it
Post by: Lorenzo on December 20, 2007, 12:14:52 AM
Worst date: 2nd semester in college, I was a member of the College Republicans and flirted around with the ladies in the group. I had a chance affection towards this one girl, named Jenny Allen, so I asked her out. Casual formal. When I went to her dorm to pick her up, she dressed up in too-revealing outfit. Of course, im a very conservative guy to begin with, it was a very new experience for me, lol. So we went to Chovy's (a formal Italian restaurant over here). One thing that I immediately noticed that turned me off was her eating style. She ate with her mouth open, and its not like im not totally objected towards sharing, but she started eating from my plate without even asking. Yea. So basically the latter half of the date was me trying to be civil and polite (i had already lost all interest in her by then). I took care of everything, drove her back, gave her a nice kiss on the cheeks and said i'll see her again. I never did ask her out on a second date.

(http://i235.photobucket.com/albums/ee246/branlorenzo/jennallen.jpg?t=1198081159)
Allisa and Jenny (right)
Title: Re: Worst date? Tell us about it
Post by: Happy on December 20, 2007, 06:41:15 AM
Hahaha, sorry pero lingaw manko s ainyong mga story oi hehe
Title: Re: Worst date? Tell us about it
Post by: Happy on December 20, 2007, 06:44:10 AM
Ang akong worst date, kay date namo sa akong uyab, nya niadto mi sa ayalæa, na unsa bang pagka unsa nga, pareha ni Ginger nag expect intawon ko nga manan-aw ug sine kay taud taud lagi nga wala magkita. Napiskot tawhana nga niingon man paghuman namo pangaon nga, mag-istorya kuno mi sus, nangita intawon pud ko ug kalingkuran, na unsa ba ping nga adto man daw mi mag istorya sa QL, wa siya kuyapi. Niuli ako oi, niingon lang ko nga mouli nako kay gisugo man ko papalit ug isda sa akong papa para panihapon haha
Title: Re: Worst date? Tell us about it
Post by: st. agnes on December 20, 2007, 10:25:25 AM
http://i235.photobucket.com/albums/ee246/branlorenzo/jennallen.jpg?t=1198081159[/img]
Allisa and Jenny (right)


hahahaha,,,,
nextime Enzo... expect the unexpected... weeeeeh..
bitaw.. maka turn off jud nang mo kaon sad nga banha...
noh? wala bay etiquette,,nah saunz.. mao may na andan. wala tay mahimz...
Title: Re: Worst date? Tell us about it
Post by: st. agnes on December 20, 2007, 10:30:30 AM

kasakit ba ana Mike!
Title: Re: Worst date? Tell us about it
Post by: orChids on December 20, 2007, 06:16:11 PM
Lami jod kusi-on ang bugan lagi.Nauwaw jod ko,pagka-ugma wala siya nitunga sa school,haha kalooy.
Title: Re: Worst date? Tell us about it
Post by: Lorenzo on December 21, 2007, 05:54:11 AM

Hahaha, sometimes I regret not pursuing her tho, Agnes. I will not deny that we were physical towards each other in some ways, lol. She definitely had a nice body--I will not deny her that. And a badunk-ka-dunk that could kill any man, lol.

Ah. Oh well.
Title: Re: Worst date? Tell us about it
Post by: thatsmyboy1992 on December 21, 2007, 07:01:42 AM
aho jud kilawon kay mosulay ko,inexperience and shy guy here
Title: Re: Worst date? Tell us about it
Post by: C2H4 on December 21, 2007, 02:02:46 PM

dong, what's badunk-ka-dunk?

Title: Re: Worst date? Tell us about it
Post by: swakee on December 22, 2007, 02:12:31 AM
hehehee... kinilaway diay ni'g dila ug wa-et? wheeee!!!!
Title: Re: Worst date? Tell us about it
Post by: Lorenzo on December 30, 2007, 08:05:04 PM
'te, mao na ang slang term dinhi for the proverbial Bisayan saying "Lami Lubut" or "Guapang Lubut".

:)
Title: Re: Worst date? Tell us about it
Post by: Happy on December 30, 2007, 10:57:16 PM
Nice term dong, its obvious ;D
Title: Re: Worst date? Tell us about it
Post by: C2H4 on December 31, 2007, 12:53:18 AM

ahahaha

kuyawa oi

naa diay guapa nga lubot

 ;D

ang atong mga lubot Ms Happy

mga guapa ba kaha ni?

 ;D
Title: Re: Worst date? Tell us about it
Post by: grazie7y on December 31, 2007, 06:26:53 AM
hahahaha lami lubot siguro, Dong!  That's what I call "powetic" (pronunciation: poetic) heheheheh
Title: Re: Worst date? Tell us about it
Post by: Happy on December 31, 2007, 06:27:53 AM
C2, bahala ang uban tawo dili gwapahan sa atong lubot basta si banan gwapahan jud ;D
Title: Re: Worst date? Tell us about it
Post by: C2H4 on December 31, 2007, 08:39:02 AM
ahahahaha

pangutan-on sa nako si banana

 ;D
Title: Reply: Worst date? Tell us about it
Post by: Lorenzo on February 15, 2008, 01:05:50 AM

Yes, there is :D
Its eye candy for men, 'te.

ehem,  ;)
Title: Reply: Worst date? Tell us about it
Post by: ligiah on February 15, 2008, 02:17:24 AM
ahahahaha! persa man nako katawa aning threada oi! ang akong worst nga date? can't think of any... unya na ug maka experience na ko... hahaha!
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