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How to Fall in Love in 60 seconds?
« on: June 14, 2007, 01:02:33 am »
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Re: How to Fall in Love in 60 seconds?
« Reply #1 on: June 14, 2007, 01:03:57 am »
One word: grab!

Grab anything your hand could grasp.

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Re: How to Fall in Love in 60 seconds?
« Reply #2 on: June 14, 2007, 01:05:59 am »
One word: grab!

Grab anything your hand could grasp.

Is that an act of ultimate harassment, Chin?

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Re: How to Fall in Love in 60 seconds?
« Reply #3 on: June 14, 2007, 01:07:40 am »
One word: grab!

Grab anything your hand could grasp.

Hell yeah... a hand grabs and grips... nasty!

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Re: How to Fall in Love in 60 seconds?
« Reply #4 on: June 14, 2007, 01:09:41 am »
Is that an act of ultimate harassment, Chin?

What harassment? I grab with refinement.  :P

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Re: How to Fall in Love in 60 seconds?
« Reply #5 on: June 14, 2007, 01:11:14 am »
How to fall in love in 60 seconds?

A better question would be: why do you have to fall in love in such a hurry?

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Re: How to Fall in Love in 60 seconds?
« Reply #6 on: June 14, 2007, 01:13:24 am »
How to fall in love in 60 seconds?

A better question would be: why do you have to fall in love in such a hurry?

Because life is short.  :)

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Re: How to Fall in Love in 60 seconds?
« Reply #7 on: June 14, 2007, 04:04:17 pm »
How to fall in love in 60 seconds?

A better question would be: why do you have to fall in love in such a hurry?

Some women just have to fall in such a hurry, Chin. Look at me, had I not been in a hurry, Paul could've waited for you.

Another reason is: It's no longer raining men, Chin! It's raining ladyboys complete with sex transplant and voice change !


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Re: How to Fall in Love in 60 seconds?
« Reply #8 on: June 14, 2007, 04:10:30 pm »
Some women just have to fall in such a hurry, Chin. Look at me, had I not been in a hurry, Paul could've waited for you.

Another reason is: It's no longer raining men, Chin! It's raining ladyboys complete with sex transplant and voice change !


Trio means LOVE TRIANGLE.  :D

Past is Past.

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Re: How to Fall in Love in 60 seconds?
« Reply #9 on: June 14, 2007, 04:18:59 pm »
Trio means LOVE TRIANGLE.  :D

Past is Past.

Past is past; let by gones be by gones. However, Mike, let's not forget that without the past, we wouldn't be what we are today. So, reminisce the past with such ardor, passion, and gusto.   

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Re: How to Fall in Love in 60 seconds?
« Reply #10 on: June 14, 2007, 04:20:22 pm »
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Re: How to Fall in Love in 60 seconds?
« Reply #11 on: June 14, 2007, 04:40:23 pm »
I wish I had a past.  ;D

One of these days, Mike, we will tell you about THAT colorful past.

When I was living through that past, I found it painful and frustrating. Now, it's just funny, the stuff soaps are made of. I wouldn't trade that past for anything oi because to be mushy about it, when Paul and Rose got married, I lost one love but gained two. I love 'em both, these two, and one of these days, I won't settle for a platonic relationship. I've my sights on Harley na gani. I already told the little 'un I'd be Mrs. Robinson to his young graduate.  :P

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Re: How to Fall in Love in 60 seconds?
« Reply #12 on: June 14, 2007, 04:47:34 pm »
I wish I had a past.  ;D

Don't challenge me into telling. I might hire myself as your spokesperson even without your permission.  

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Re: How to Fall in Love in 60 seconds?
« Reply #13 on: June 15, 2007, 07:59:20 am »
One of these days, Mike, we will tell you about THAT colorful past.

When I was living through that past, I found it painful and frustrating. Now, it's just funny, the stuff soaps are made of. I wouldn't trade that past for anything oi because to be mushy about it, when Paul and Rose got married, I lost one love but gained two. I love 'em both, these two, and one of these days, I won't settle for a platonic relationship. I've my sights on Harley na gani. I already told the little 'un I'd be Mrs. Robinson to his young graduate.  :P

Rose and Paul, please send your two boys to Singapore a week before Chin invades Thailand.

Let us not jeopardize their bright future just because a woman who found and lost love now wants to compensate what she missed in the past by planning to duplicate her hormones through one of your sons' bloodstreams.

Chin, forget about Harley. Hapit na ka mag-menopause.  ;D

Ah, the past, I wish to rewrite your past.



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Re: How to Fall in Love in 60 seconds?
« Reply #14 on: June 15, 2007, 07:28:42 pm »
Rose and Paul, please send your two boys to Singapore a week before Chin invades Thailand.

Let us not jeopardize their bright future just because a woman who found and lost love now wants to compensate what she missed in the past by planning to duplicate her hormones through one of your sons' bloodstreams.

Chin, forget about Harley. Hapit na ka mag-menopause.  ;D

Ah, the past, I wish to rewrite your past.



We have indeed already plotted a plan for the boys' secret whereabouts for a good duration of 4 days while Chin and her gang invade Bangkok! As parents, we are not as uncanny as our urges.  

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« Reply #15 on: June 15, 2007, 07:53:51 pm »
I wish I had a past.  ;D

The distinction between my PAST and PRESENT is only a narrow line across the page. The PAST loves the PRESENT and vice versa. If I open a fight between the PAST and the PRESENT... for sure it'll lay waste to my FUTURE.  I love them... I dont mind the progressive, perfect and perfect progressive tenses. I stick to the basic.

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« Reply #16 on: June 15, 2007, 08:49:43 pm »
The distinction between my PAST and PRESENT is only a narrow line across the page. The PAST loves the PRESENT and vice versa. If I open a fight between the PAST and the PRESENT... for sure it'll lay waste to my FUTURE.  I love them... I dont mind the progressive, perfect and perfect progressive tenses. I stick to the basic.

Man, you are lucky, both the past and the present still love you in every way all throughout the rest of your future.  


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Re: How to Fall in Love in 60 seconds?
« Reply #17 on: June 15, 2007, 11:31:32 pm »
How to fall in love in 60 seconds?

A better question would be: why do you have to fall in love in such a hurry?

The right question is... would a fleeting glance ensue love? Lust does... just a 60-second porn flick clip can resurrect the dead.

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« Reply #18 on: June 16, 2007, 08:12:36 pm »
Unsa man diay namatay, Paul? Dead love? Dead affection? Dead passion? Dead emotion?

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« Reply #19 on: June 16, 2007, 11:17:33 pm »
Unsa man diay namatay, Paul? Dead love? Dead affection? Dead passion? Dead emotion?

Kung ang atong kagumkom nga mga pulong ang gamiton, mao nay gi ingon nga "gilubong nga buhi."  


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« Reply #20 on: June 23, 2007, 06:52:47 am »
ngeeee... murag movie diay ni gone for 60 seconds..

sa mata lang makikita oi.. eye to eye mo u feel something..

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« Reply #21 on: June 29, 2007, 01:06:55 pm »
ngeeee... murag movie diay ni gone for 60 seconds..

sa mata lang makikita oi.. eye to eye mo u feel something..

supak ko ana... apilan gyud ug hikap para dali

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« Reply #22 on: June 29, 2007, 03:12:00 pm »
hikap sa hikaponon, koot sa kootonon!

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« Reply #23 on: June 29, 2007, 11:08:08 pm »
Unsa man diay namatay, Paul? Dead love? Dead affection? Dead passion? Dead emotion?

dili na nako tubagon mike kay madelete unya ta diri

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« Reply #24 on: June 29, 2007, 11:23:34 pm »
Hahahah, it's up to you, Paul.

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« Reply #25 on: June 29, 2007, 11:25:39 pm »

Kung ang atong kagumkom nga mga pulong ang gamiton, mao nay gi ingon nga "gilubong nga buhi."  


Sa mga katuigan sa pagsulat nako ug mga balak, wa pa jud ko kagamit anang pulong nga "kagumkom." Thanks Rose! :)

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« Reply #26 on: June 30, 2007, 12:14:47 am »
Sa mga katuigan sa pagsulat nako ug mga balak, wa pa jud ko kagamit anang pulong nga "kagumkom." Thanks Rose! :)

Ako ra gud gi translate sa bisaya ang word nga 'crispy' Mike. Nabali naman ron. Dili naman bisaya to English, English to Bisaya naman. Hahaha!


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« Reply #27 on: June 30, 2007, 12:22:09 am »
sus ginoo ko, kuyapan ta ani sa tubag bohol...ang kagahapon maungkat ug maukay....bantay bantay jud ko!!! basin ug mabira ko sa akong inahan pauli sa pinas!!!

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« Reply #28 on: June 30, 2007, 11:20:06 pm »
sus ginoo ko, kuyapan ta ani sa tubag bohol...ang kagahapon maungkat ug maukay....bantay bantay jud ko!!! basin ug mabira ko sa akong inahan pauli sa pinas!!!

hahahahahahahahaha!!!



Burag maingon ni ana jud Riva. Hangtod nga ang mga active members nga makasubay sa imong sugilanon, maka publish na sa imong biography! Haha! ;D

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« Reply #29 on: June 30, 2007, 11:25:10 pm »
major tear jerker jud rose!!!! pwede pang drama! mangayo unya ko ug kasayuran ni princess prunsalan sa lovingly yours helen or kang charo santos sa maalaala mo kaya or kang doctora abugada lourdes libres rosaroso sa kini ang akong suliran or mo request na lang ko ug awit sa handumanan sa usa ka awit...ALL BY MYSELF!!!! itago lang ko sa pangalang, lolita!

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« Reply #30 on: July 01, 2007, 04:05:17 am »
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Conclusion: (blast: Victims of Love... then fade music...)

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Nakasal gyud mi ni Pausto ug ania nia nami nanikaysikay sa Sugbu ug kaluoy sa Ginoo, duha na intawon ang bunga sa among panaghinigugmaay.

Ug alang kanimo, Gwapohon, ug kon asa ka man karon gipadpad sa kapalaran, manghinaut lang ko nga dili mo na buhaton sa ubang babaye ang imong gibuhat kanako. Salamat nalang sa daster nga imong gi-regalo sa adlaw sa akong natawhan. Wa gyud na ko gisul-ob hangtud karon ug mahimo pa imong kuhaon.

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« Reply #31 on: July 01, 2007, 06:42:51 am »
Intro (Background Music)

Voice Over:

Maayong udto sa tanan, ako si Lolita, trayntay singko anyos na intawon ug aduna nay duha ka anak ug usa ka bana ug ania na ko manimuyo sa dakbayan sa Sugbo. Kining akong kaagi nahitabo ni niadtong dalaga pa ko ug nagtungha pa sa Bohol. Sa dili pa nako sugdan ug saysay ang akong sugilanon, palihug una ko ug togtog sa awit nga nag-ulohan "Victims of Love." (blast: Victims of Love... full song played)

(Exit) Handumanan Sa Usa (pause) Ka Awit (background music...)

Voice Over:

Mga higala, ang nagpadala sa iyang tampo karon mao kining usa ka dalaga nga gikan sa Tubag Bohol nga ania na sa Sugbu ug taguon ta ang iyang pangalan nga Lolita. Ang awit nga iyang gipangayo mao ang "Victims of Love." (background music...fade music...)

main drama... hinilakay taman-taman... bayle buntagay... inagutnga... hiningos-hingos sa sip-on... main drama... main drama... main drama...

Conclusion: (blast: Victims of Love... then fade music...)

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Nakasal gyud mi ni Pausto ug ania nia nami nanikaysikay sa Sugbu ug kaluoy sa Ginoo, duha na intawon ang bunga sa among panaghinigugmaay.

Ug alang kanimo, Gwapohon, ug kon asa ka man karon gipadpad sa kapalaran, manghinaut lang ko nga dili mo na buhaton sa ubang babaye ang imong gibuhat kanako. Salamat nalang sa daster nga imong gi-regalo sa adlaw sa akong natawhan. Wa gyud na ko gisul-ob hangtud karon ug mahimo pa imong kuhaon.

Ug alang kaninyo tanang mga lalaki mao ni atong hinumduman nga "kon unsa kahabog ang atong paglupad mao usab kasipa ang atong pagkahagba." Daghang Salamat. (blast: Victims of Love... wait until music ends...)

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Intro: (background... classical music...)

Voice Over ID: Kini, Kini Ang Akong Suliran...




OH GOD!!!! TOTALLY HILARIOUS!!! i am so laughing my head off right now!!!!hahahahaha!!!

however, let me make it better...

"and nagpadala sa atong sulat igtatampo karon mao ang usa ka dalaga sa pangalang lolita na nanimuyo sa 27 Rizal Street Tagbilaran City."

hahahaha!!! pwede apilan pa telephone number! hahahahahahahaha

ug si doctora pa na, ang intro ing ani

"sa dili pa nato tagaan ug sugyot ang atong sulat tampo karon hapuna, ania unay mga pahinumdom, and rosaroso clinic nagahatag ug nose lift, bust lift, liposuction, hymen restoration (promise she says this on air!!)...ug ang rosaroso review center nagahatg usab ug review alang sa nursing board exam, PT exam..."

sus ginoo, makahinumdom man lang ko....

hahahahahahahahahaha

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Re: How to Fall in Love in 60 seconds?
« Reply #32 on: July 03, 2007, 02:39:02 pm »
Riva, I couldn't believe you know it by heart. Gawd, ga agik-ik jud ko diri ay!

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Re: How to Fall in Love in 60 seconds?
« Reply #33 on: July 03, 2007, 02:46:48 pm »
Ako nga nagsuwat pagbalik na ko ug basa sa akong gisuwat, nagkatawa man hinuon ko.  :D

Riva, you should read the admin's reply to Rose's Motion for Reconsideration. Pag-andam ug extra nga panty kay makaihi ka ug katawa ato.

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Re: How to Fall in Love in 60 seconds?
« Reply #34 on: July 03, 2007, 11:19:02 pm »
ay sus rose, ang ang ug dili mamemorize, ang helper sa balay matag udto maminaw jud aning dramaha ni while nanghinik sik ug kujamad ug nanghinguto!!!

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Re: How to Fall in Love in 60 seconds?
« Reply #35 on: August 07, 2007, 02:51:45 am »
supak ko ana... apilan gyud ug hikap para dali
ha ha ha bitaw ako raba kay action faster than sound..

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Re: How to Fall in Love in 60 seconds?
« Reply #36 on: August 07, 2007, 10:00:29 pm »
hahahahaha!!!

barbaro, dapat "act faster than the speed of light!"

grab with refinement! we give new meaning to "beam me (it) up scottie"

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Re: How to Fall in Love in 60 seconds?
« Reply #37 on: August 08, 2007, 02:04:02 am »
ha ha ha sakto gyod ng imo dah, nakakuha ko ug idea nimo.
i use that words always..tnx


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