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Nganong permi man himoong kataw-anan ang mga abogado?
« on: January 28, 2011, 08:25:13 PM »
Nganong permi man himoong kataw-anan ang mga abogado? Suya lang ba ang uban?  ???

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Re: Nganong permi man himoong kataw-anan ang mga abogado?
« Reply #1 on: January 28, 2011, 08:28:00 PM »
Sama ani nga joke:


Recently a teacher, a garbage collector, and a lawyer wound up together at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter informed them that in order to get into Heaven, they would each have to answer one question.

St. Peter addressed the teacher and asked, "What was the name of the ship that crashed into the iceberg? They just made a movie about it."

The teacher answered quickly, "That would be the Titanic." St. Peter let him through the gate.

St. Peter turned to the garbage man and, figuring Heaven didn't really need all the odors that this guy would bring with him, decided to make the question a little harder: "How many people died on the ship?"

Fortunately for him, the trash man had just seen the movie. "1,228," he answered.

"That's right! You may enter."

St. Peter turned to the lawyer: "Name them."


 ;D

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Re: Nganong permi man himoong kataw-anan ang mga abogado?
« Reply #2 on: January 28, 2011, 08:31:30 PM »
Nganong permi man himoong kataw-anan ang mga abogado? Suya lang ba ang uban?  ???

way gid man abogago gid ya sir hubakbohol

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Re: Nganong permi man himoong kataw-anan ang mga abogado?
« Reply #3 on: January 28, 2011, 08:34:56 PM »
way gid man abogago gid ya sir hubakbohol

May naa gid ya, sama sang dogtor may naa ugok gid man Bay Bolbukol.

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Re: Nganong permi man himoong kataw-anan ang mga abogado?
« Reply #4 on: January 28, 2011, 08:43:49 PM »
aobdgado indi man masagot gid nya

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Re: Nganong permi man himoong kataw-anan ang mga abogado?
« Reply #5 on: January 28, 2011, 08:46:16 PM »
aobdgado indi man masagot gid nya

Amo nga sina gid! Sablaw gid man...

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Re: Nganong permi man himoong kataw-anan ang mga abogado?
« Reply #6 on: January 28, 2011, 08:58:07 PM »
Atol sa pagdungog sa kasong pagpatay batok kang Suspek1. Nangugat ug maayo ang abogado niya para lang maabswelto ang kliyente. Pagkagawas jud nila sa korte:

Suspek1: Salamat kaayo attorney ganina.
Attorney: Ako na gud na. Mao gud na akong trabaho.
Suspek1: Maayoha nimo ganina attorney oi. Murag nituo gyud to ang huwes.Hasta ako attorney, hapit na ko moto-o sa imo ganina nga dili gyud diay to ako ang nagpatay…
Attorney: ngeee..

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Re: Nganong permi man himoong kataw-anan ang mga abogado?
« Reply #7 on: January 28, 2011, 09:00:38 PM »
Bwahaha! Makabuhi gid sang patay ang mga abogado haw...

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Re: Nganong permi man himoong kataw-anan ang mga abogado?
« Reply #8 on: February 19, 2011, 11:29:23 AM »
Atol sa pagdungog sa kasong pagpatay batok kang Suspek1. Nangugat ug maayo ang abogado niya para lang maabswelto ang kliyente. Pagkagawas jud nila sa korte:

Suspek1: Salamat kaayo attorney ganina.
Attorney: Ako na gud na. Mao gud na akong trabaho.
Suspek1: Maayoha nimo ganina attorney oi. Murag nituo gyud to ang huwes.Hasta ako attorney, hapit na ko moto-o sa imo ganina nga dili gyud diay to ako ang nagpatay…
Attorney: ngeee..

bol, kahibalo man diay ka mag cebuano.  ;)

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Re: Nganong permi man himoong kataw-anan ang mga abogado?
« Reply #9 on: February 19, 2011, 08:44:28 PM »
isang panahon ang taga impyerno ay nagtatapon pirmi ng basura sa langit. nagalit ang mga taga langit. hoy ano ba kayo itigil nyo na iyan kung hindi makikita nyo. taga impyerno tuloy ang tapon ng basura sa langit. nagalit na ang taga langit. hoy palaibhasa di kayo mapagsabihan dedemanda namin kayo. tugon ng mga taga impyerno. cgee subukan nyo lang,tignan namin kung me makukuha kayong abogado. narito sa amin lahat sila. bwahahaha.


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