nakahinumdum na noon ko ani alimatok sa college sa amo Parasitology nga subject amo intructor si Dr. Simon nga gwapo ug suave hahaha ako pa gud crushed hehehe naa siya estorya about sa alimatok nga diha kuno siya pasyenti duha ka baje foriegner unja nangaligo kuno sapa ba to nga naa daghan alimatok then mga foriegner pud na ligo as in nude gud ngeeee nitapot kuno alimatok nisulod gud sa vaginal canal bitaw nagproblema kay unsa-on kuno pagkuha paasuhan ra di ay
Paasohan? Pero kon bujog ang mosulod, lain ra ang sulbad, as the following story would tell us:
A young husband and wife were sunning on a nude beach when a wasp buzzed into the woman's vagina. The husband covered her with a coat, pulled on his shorts, carried her to the car and made a dash to the hospital.
After examining her, the doctor explained that the wasp was too far in to be reached with forceps. He suggested the husband try to entice it out by putting honey on his penis, penetrating her and withdrawing as soon as he felt the sting of the wasp.
The man agreed to try, but because he was so nervous, he couldn't rise to the occasion. "if neither of you objects," the medic said, "I could give it a try."
Under the circumstances, both agreed. The doctor quickly undressed, slathered on some honey and mounted the woman. The husband watched with increasing alarm as the doctor's thrusts because faster and faster and continued for several long minutes. "Hey, What the hell is happening?"
"Change of plans," the physician panted as he continued to pump vigorously. "I'm going to drown the little bastard!"
Bwahaha.
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