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Medical Quotes For All
« on: November 17, 2010, 08:27:14 AM »
For the medical fanatics!

And all those interested!

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Re: Medical Quotes For All
« Reply #1 on: November 17, 2010, 08:52:30 AM »
An apple a day keeps the doctor away...

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« Reply #2 on: November 17, 2010, 08:56:39 AM »
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« Reply #3 on: November 17, 2010, 08:58:31 AM »
our medical psychiatry professor told us (and i paraphrase):

"early to bed, early to rise, makes a man healthy, wealthy and wise..."


then a student yelled out, "but Dr! excessive sleep may distort the melatonin levels and dopamine levels, and thus lead to psychosis and possibly manifest in depressive episodes!"


our professor retorted, "yes, that too, but stop being a wise asss!"


The whole medical class erupted into laughter.


LOL  ;D

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« Reply #4 on: November 17, 2010, 09:06:03 AM »
If you talk to God,you are praying...if God talks to you,you have schizophrenia.


                                         Thomas Szasz

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« Reply #5 on: November 17, 2010, 09:23:22 AM »
lol, nice one. nice one.


unsa'y treatment ana beh?


;)

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« Reply #6 on: November 17, 2010, 09:24:20 AM »
answer



TX: Haloperidol, carbamezapene, tricyclics!

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« Reply #7 on: November 17, 2010, 09:27:45 AM »
funny one (nephrologists live to crack this one)   ;)



"This too shall pass. Just like a kidney stone."
-Hunter Madsen

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« Reply #8 on: November 18, 2010, 02:04:27 PM »
Surgeons must be very careful
When they take the knife!
Underneath their fine incisions
Stirs the Culprit - Life!
~Emily Dickinson

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« Reply #9 on: November 18, 2010, 02:20:28 PM »
A doctor must work eighteen hours a day and seven days a week.  If you cannot console yourself to this, get out of the profession.  ~Martin H. Fischer

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« Reply #10 on: November 18, 2010, 02:22:47 PM »
God and the Doctor we alike adore
But only when in danger, not before;
The danger o'er, both are alike requited,
God is forgotten, and the Doctor slighted.
~Robert Owen

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« Reply #11 on: November 18, 2010, 02:23:36 PM »
Better to hunt in fields, for health unbought,
Than fee the doctor for a nauseous draught,
The wise, for cure, on exercise depend;
God never made his work for man to mend.
~John Dryden

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« Reply #12 on: December 02, 2010, 01:43:05 PM »
"Drugs are not always necessary. Belief in recovery always is."
Norman Cousins

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« Reply #13 on: December 02, 2010, 01:43:41 PM »
"Treat the patient, not the X-ray."
James M. Hunter

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