I have had a lot of disastrous dates, ms belle...
One, it was a blind date, set up by mutual friends, the guy was cute, smart, had a good job...we went out to eat, then he wanted to hold my hand, I told him, "ngeks! first time pa gani nato nag meet, makig holding hands naka?", he left me abruptly ms belle! as in, nagpa sirit jud sa iyang sakyanan...i had to call a cab to get home. :-)
Another one, lami na kaayo among chika, he was super smart and quirky, a little bit nerdy (which I like btw)...we were eating in a resto, laughing, cutting up...then, time to pay the bill! he told me nakalimtan daw niya iyang wallet...ngeks! ang ending, ako'y nagbayad tanan! may gani naa ko'y bawon kuarta adto, kung wala, nakahugas jud mi'g plato adto. Lagota nako oi.
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