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Father in Law Jokes
« on: March 21, 2010, 02:42:01 AM »
Why do you never hear jokes about father in laws?

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Re: Father in Law Jokes
« Reply #1 on: April 16, 2010, 06:34:35 PM »
Because they are the one joking

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Re: Father in Law Jokes
« Reply #2 on: April 16, 2010, 11:51:49 PM »
Father-In-Law

A mother was walking down the hall when she heard a humming sound coming from her daughters bedroom.

When she opened the door she found her daughter naked on the bed with a vibrator. "What are you doing?" she exclaimed.

The daughter replied, "I'm 35 and still living at home with my parents and this is the closest I'll ever get to a husband."

Later that week the father was in the kitchen and heard a humming sound coming from the basement. When he went downstairs, he found his daughter naked on a sofa with her vibrator. "What are you doing?" he exclaimed.

The daughter replied, "I'm 35 and still living at home with my parents and this is the closest I'll ever get to a husband."

A couple of days later the mother heard the humming sound again, this time in the living room. Upon entering the room, she found her husband watching television with the vibrator buzzing away beside him. "What are you doing?" she asked.

He replied, "Watching the game with my son-in-law."


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Re: Father in Law Jokes
« Reply #3 on: April 16, 2010, 11:57:02 PM »
here's another one.

Father-in-law's Letter:
A woman had 3 girls. One day she decides to test her sons-in-law. She invites the first one for a stroll by the lakeshore, purposely falls in and pretends to be drowning. Without any hesitation, the son-in-law jumps in and saves her.

The next morning, he finds a brand new Toyota car in his driveway with this message on the windshield.

"Thank you!
Your mother-in-law who loves you!


A few days later, the lady does the same thing with the second son-in-law. He jumps in the water and saves her also. She offers him a new Honda car with the same message on the windshield.

Thank you!
Your mother-in-law who loves you!


A few days later, she does the same thing again with the third son-in-law. While she is drowning, the son-in-law looks at her without moving an inch and thinks:

"Finaly! It's about time that this old witch dies!

The next morning, he receives a brand new Ferrari car with this message…

THANK YOU!
Your father-in-law.



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Re: Father in Law Jokes
« Reply #4 on: April 17, 2010, 12:00:46 AM »
Richard had proposed to young Nancy and was being interviewed
by his prospective father-in-law.

 "Do you think you are earning enough to support a family?",
the older man asked the suitor.

"Yes, sir", replied Richard, "I'm sure I am."

"Think carefully now," said Nancy's father warningly.
"There are twelve of us!"



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Re: Father in Law Jokes
« Reply #5 on: April 17, 2010, 08:59:05 AM »
ay kadaghan diay ug buhionon, haha usa ka dosena

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