An elderly cross-dresser got attention not for his blush, but his bluff.
An 80-year-old Florida man allegedly told police he didn't know why he was stealing, the Orlando Sentinel reported.
Dressed as a woman and accessorized with makeup and lipstick, he tried shoving $87 worth of Walmart items in his purse, according to a Marion County Sheriff's Office report.
Bizarrely, he allegedly had more than $800 on him at the time of the theft, according to the Sun Sentinel.
He was charged with petty theft and booked into jail still wearing lipstick. (The Huffington Post)
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