A rejection slip sent to a writer by a Chinese economics journal was delicately phrased as follows:
"We read your manuscript with boundless delight. If we were to publish your paper, it would be impossible for us to publish any work of a lower standard. And as it is unthinkable that, in the next thousand years, we shall see its equal, we are, to our regret, compelled to return your divine composition and beg you a thousand times to overlook our short sight and timidity."
English translation: "Don't ever send us this kind of rubbish again."
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