Author Topic: Withdrawal Method (Read 68469 times)

bol-anon nga cebuano · « **Reply #80 on:** November 13, 2008, 01:25:51 AM »

unsaon nalang jud ning atong panginabuhian ani kung magsige lang ta ug luyong.
matud pa sa akong siligan dili siya magminyo kay maminyo ba diay kuno ang sunoy.
igo ra man kuno na mangupa.

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ms da binsi · « **Reply #81 on:** November 13, 2008, 02:27:38 AM »

korek! tinuod jud!

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A Layman · « **Reply #82 on:** November 13, 2008, 09:23:25 AM »

Oi, na a koy i share ninyo. Dili man siguro ni offensive. Bahin ra ni sa panan aw sa tawo sa usa ka butang nga inyong ipawidraw. This is all about how one defines the male sexual organ. Depende kasi na sa imong upbringing aron nimo ma describe o ma define ang usa ka butang, di ba?

"Alright class," sabi ng teacher ng isang Biology Class, "give me your definition of a penis (hmmm)."

these are what they anwered:

Student A: (a son of a military general) "A penis is like a gentleman. It salutes when he sees a beautiful lady."

Student B: (a bading) "A penis is like a gossip, it passes from one mouth to the other."

Student C: (a son of a banker) "A penis is like a bank, it losses its interest when it withdraws."

Tanong: Kinsa nila ang korek?

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buwadsanga · « **Reply #83 on:** November 13, 2008, 09:55:59 AM »

so, it depends diay ibtun ba ug dili.

sa ako sitwasyon ibton pa pag turok wa pay problema!

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ms da binsi · « **Reply #84 on:** November 13, 2008, 10:16:25 AM »

Oi, na a koy i share ninyo. Dili man siguro ni offensive. Bahin ra ni sa panan aw sa tawo sa usa ka butang nga inyong ipawidraw. This is all about how one defines the male sexual organ. Depende kasi na sa imong upbringing aron nimo ma describe o ma define ang usa ka butang, di ba?

"Alright class," sabi ng teacher ng isang Biology Class, "give me your definition of a penis (hmmm)."

these are what they anwered:

Student A: (a son of a military general) "A penis is like a gentleman. It salutes when he sees a beautiful lady."

Student B: (a bading) "A penis is like a gossip, it passes from one mouth to the other."

Student C: (a son of a banker) "A penis is like a bank, it losses its interest when it withdraws."

Tanong: Kinsa nila ang korek?

hahahaha!

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Moyhua · « **Reply #85 on:** November 13, 2008, 10:24:27 AM »

All of the above!

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A Layman · « **Reply #86 on:** November 13, 2008, 10:27:10 AM »

Buwa ha ha ha...sakit akong tiyan!!!!

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buwadsanga · « **Reply #87 on:** November 13, 2008, 10:38:12 AM »

hehhheeheh! rak it LAY!

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A Layman · « **Reply #88 on:** November 13, 2008, 10:40:42 AM »

Alelluya...Nagkaluya na sab ko..Haaaay!!!

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TOPAC · « **Reply #89 on:** November 13, 2008, 11:14:08 AM »

Hos-a-nah!!!

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bol-anon nga cebuano · « **Reply #90 on:** November 14, 2008, 12:01:56 AM »

I've got similar one but this one is more candid.

Pageant Night Miss Universe Beauty Pageant Q & A Portion

The FINALISTS :
Miss America
Miss Spain
Miss Britain
Miss Philippines
Miss Iran
Miss India
Miss Japan

EMCEE : Ms. America, how would you describe a male organ in your country?
MS. AMERICA : Well, I would say that male organs in America are like gentlemen.
EMCEE : Why do you say that?
MS. AMERICA : Because it stands everytime it sees a woman.....

(Applause!.... Applause!)

EMCEE : Ms. Spain, how would you describe a male organ in your country?
MS. SPAIN : Male organs in our country are like toros in our very own bullfight.
EMCEE : Why do you say that?
MS. SPAIN : Because it charges everytime it sees an opening.

(Applause!... Applause!)

EMCEE : Ms. Britain, how would you describe a male organ in your country?
MS. BRITAIN : Male organs in our country are like Shakespearian actors and Heroes.
EMCEE : Why do you say that?
MS. BRITAIN : Because it cries after every performance and because it is buried alive.

(Applause!... Applause!)

EMCEE : Ms. Iran, how would you describe a male organ in your country?
MS. IRAN : Well, I can say that male organs in Iran are like thieves
EMCEE : And why do you say that?
MS. IRAN : Because they always enter through the back door.....

(Applause!... Applause!)

EMCEE : Ms. India, how would you describe a male organ in your country?
MS. INDIA : Well, I can say that a male organ in India is like a labourer.
EMCEE : Why do you say that?
MS. INDIA : Because it works day and night....

(Applause!..Applause!)

EMCEE : Ms. Japan, how would you describe a male organ in your country?
MISS JAPAN: It's like an actor in a stage play....because it bows down after every performance.

(Applause!..Applause!)

EMCEE : Ms. Philippines, how would you describe a male organ in your country?
MS. PHILIPPINES : Ahh...well, opcors, hihihihi...I can say dat male organs in our country are like chismis...
EMCEE : Chismis???
MS. PHILIPPINES : Ayy! Sorry... Its ano, ahh kuwan...it means GOSSIP in our language.
EMCEE : Hmm... Interesting comparison. And why do you say that?
MS.PHILIPPINES : Ayy...Dyahe!!!!Hi hi hi hi hi hi...Kasi....I mean because it passes from mouth to mouth..

(STANDING OVATION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

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A Layman · « **Reply #91 on:** November 14, 2008, 12:41:52 AM »

Dugangan pa ni nato Bai BNC ha?

EMCEE: Here now comes the beauty candidate from Mindanao! Miss Mindanao, would you mind telling us your plans should you will win this beauty contest?

Miss Mindanao: Hmmm....I hab mani plants Sir.
EMCEE: Aha...go ahead. Tell us all of them.
Miss Mindanao: In Cagayan de Oro Sir, we hab tomato, in Cotabato we hab fine afol, in Dabaw we hab Durian.
EMCEE: Ok, thank you Miss Mindanao. A big hand for Miss Mindanao!

Commotion...commotion...commotion

EMCEE: Next, candidate is Miss Visayas! Miss Visayas, would you mind telling us your favorite color?
Miss Visayas: My favorite color Sir is Vermilion Red.
EMCEE: Can you spell your favorite color?
Miss Visayas: Ahe...hmmm...pwede ba sir red na lang?
EMCEE: Go ahead Miss Visayas.
Miss Visayas: Red, R...I...D, Red
EMCEE: Emmm...thank you Miss Visayas.

Commotion...commotion...commotion!!!

EMCEE: And last but not the least, our candidate from Luzon!!! Miss Luzon, you are looking so gorgeous tonight.
Miss Luzon: Think you sir.
EMCEE: Miss Luzon, if ever you win this beauty contest tonight, would you mind saying few words of appreciation to the audience?
Miss Luzon: Hmmm...The honorable judges an to all of you here, think you so much. I em hapi to invite you all to eat my house to celebrate. My father died two carabaos, one boy and one girl to eat you all. Think you.

Hu hu hu

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bol-anon nga cebuano · « **Reply #92 on:** November 15, 2008, 02:02:57 AM »

kanang nga mga contestant murag produkto na sa withdrawal method nga nabinlan.

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Happy · « **Reply #93 on:** November 15, 2008, 02:39:27 AM »

kani nga thread dili ni maka forgetful, maka shuang ni ug kinatawa

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lindy · « **Reply #94 on:** November 15, 2008, 04:44:49 AM »

unsaon kay true to life story man gyud ni Day.

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ms da binsi · « **Reply #95 on:** November 15, 2008, 05:50:20 AM »

kanang nga mga contestant murag produkto na sa withdrawal method nga nabinlan.

bwahahwhehehe

sus ug maka dungog pa mo ug unsa ko kalanog diri! hahahhaha

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bol-anon_ko · « **Reply #96 on:** November 15, 2008, 07:36:54 AM »

Host: What was the very first gift that you gave to your girlfriend?
Male Contestant: Uhmmâ€¦ taptoy.
Host: What taptoy?
Male Contestant: Taptoy na teddy bird.

Host: Whatâ€™s your ideal age for marriage?
Girl: Uhmmâ€¦ I am not sureâ€¦
Host: Hindiâ€¦ Kunwari ikaw, more or lessâ€¦?
Girl: Uhmmâ€¦ more.
(crowd booingâ€¦)
Sige, Sigeâ€¦ Less, lessâ€¦.

Host: How would you like me to address you?
Contestant: My address is Project 8, Quezon City.

Host: What do you want to be after you graduate?
Contestant: I want to be a successful Medicine.

(Gay Contest)
Host: Ano ang advantage mo sa ibang contestant?
Gay Contestant: I think and believe na bilang isang badingâ€¦(long pause)â€¦Ano nga po ulit yung question?

Host: How do you see yourself 10 years from now?
Girl: Iâ€™ll be 28.

Host: Hey, I heard you almost didnâ€™t make it, how did you get here? Did you ride or did you walk?
Gay Contestant: Of course, did you ride.
What do you think of me, did you walk?

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Moyhua · « **Reply #97 on:** November 15, 2008, 09:42:10 AM »

Lawyer1: (Questioning the rape suspect) "What did you did?"
Lawyer2: Objection your honor! What English do u has!

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A Layman · « **Reply #98 on:** November 15, 2008, 10:38:43 AM »

He he he, palamoot sad mo diha. Bwa ha ha...

Rape na pod ta ini.

LAWYER to the victim: How did you feel when the male sexual organ entered into your vagina?
Court INTERPRETER to the victim: Unsa man kunoy imong gibati sa pag sulod sa ORGAN sa lalaki diha sa imong b*l*t?
VICTIM (not so familiar with English words, sobbing): Hu hu hu hu! Gitabangan na jod ko ninjong tanan. Kamong mga lalaki pareparehas lang jod mong tanan. Ako na ang nabiktima gi ulaw ulawan pa jod ko ninjo. Hu hu hu hu! Unsa man ang injong pagtan aw diay nako? Simbahan sa Quiapo? Nga dagko kaajog pwerta?
LAWYER: Why did you say so?
INTERPRETER: Ngano man kuno nga niingon ka man niana?
VICTIM: Niingon ka man jod nga maarang ang ORGAN sa ahong b*l*t. Di kana tinuod oi!
LAWYER: Then tell us the truth.
INTERPRETER: Sige, isulti kuno ang kamatuoran.
VICTIM: Sa pagkatinuod atorni, dili ORGAN ang nisulod sa akong b*l*t oi kundi FLUTE!

Ngok...ngok...ngok!!!

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lindy · « **Reply #99 on:** November 15, 2008, 03:43:47 PM »

buanga nimo layman naugtas kog katawa diri. natingala na nuon ning akong tupad nga iring ug naunsa ko.

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Moyhua · « **Reply #100 on:** November 15, 2008, 03:50:14 PM »

Imbistigador: Pedro, sa imong gi ingon, didto ka sa kamaisan diin natibato ang rape samtang ikaw nalibang, tinuod ba?

Pedro: Tinuod Sir.

Imbitigador: Mga pila kaha kadupa gikan sa imong nahimutang ang maong rape?

Pedro: Unsay patuo nimo nako Sir? Nagdupa-dupa nalibang?

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Happy · « **Reply #101 on:** November 15, 2008, 04:48:16 PM »

wahaha unswa na ni oi.

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ms da binsi · « **Reply #102 on:** November 16, 2008, 02:55:28 AM »

He he he, palamoot sad mo diha. Bwa ha ha...

Rape na pod ta ini.

LAWYER to the victim: How did you feel when the male sexual organ entered into your vagina?
Court INTERPRETER to the victim: Unsa man kunoy imong gibati sa pag sulod sa ORGAN sa lalaki diha sa imong b*l*t?
VICTIM (not so familiar with English words, sobbing): Hu hu hu hu! Gitabangan na jod ko ninjong tanan. Kamong mga lalaki pareparehas lang jod mong tanan. Ako na ang nabiktima gi ulaw ulawan pa jod ko ninjo. Hu hu hu hu! Unsa man ang injong pagtan aw diay nako? Simbahan sa Quiapo? Nga dagko kaajog pwerta?
LAWYER: Why did you say so?
INTERPRETER: Ngano man kuno nga niingon ka man niana?
VICTIM: Niingon ka man jod nga maarang ang ORGAN sa ahong b*l*t. Di kana tinuod oi!
LAWYER: Then tell us the truth.
INTERPRETER: Sige, isulti kuno ang kamatuoran.
VICTIM: Sa pagkatinuod atorni, dili ORGAN ang nisulod sa akong b*l*t oi kundi FLUTE!

Ngok...ngok...ngok!!!

bwahahhahaha! hahahhaha

Mga Ginoo tabaaang!

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thegirlnextdoor · « **Reply #103 on:** November 17, 2008, 03:06:23 AM »

Medical knowledge given to me regarding the birth control contrceptive the "PILL" an oral contraceptive that is dispensed by prescription only in America after the gynecologist has conducted a pap smear and hormone blood testing. He or she will determine what is a good dosage of pill to take for your body.

My OBGYNE at Oregon Health Sceinces University in the States said that the pill there when taken is lowwer chance of getting cevical cancer, and lowwer chance for heart disease.

So what we have a little weight gain or weight loss I did not gain much while I was taking the pill.

The pill is also prescribed for women who are polycistic and do not have normall regulated monthly periods.
The pill when taken reguraly will help to regulate the women to have balnced hormone levels to be able to have regulated normal month to month menstruation cycles.

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bol-anon nga cebuano · « **Reply #104 on:** November 18, 2008, 12:24:02 AM »

murag prudukto sad ni sila sa withdrawal method. nakalimot nga dili ni joke thread. in fairness, daghang niburot ang sip-on, nasud-ipan, nakahilak, ug nakalibang ug kinatawa diha.

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lindy · « **Reply #105 on:** November 18, 2008, 01:09:33 AM »

mo lang kay nakalimot man ug withdraw maong niburot nuon.

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david · « **Reply #106 on:** November 18, 2008, 03:36:42 AM »

murag prudukto sad ni sila sa withdrawal method. nakalimot nga dili ni joke thread. in fairness, daghang niburot ang sip-on, nasud-ipan, nakahilak, ug nakalibang ug kinatawa diha.

pasilan og naay makalibang og kinatawa pagka dakong jung kataw-nan

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A Layman · « **Reply #107 on:** November 18, 2008, 04:55:58 PM »

Maayo sab ni ingnon nato ug withdrawal method in some other way. Ipagawas ng injong mga sip on diha sa pagkinatawa..Yehhhhe!!!!

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bol-anon nga cebuano · « **Reply #108 on:** November 19, 2008, 12:35:04 AM »

niagas ang sip-on, niburot pa jud murag plastic balloon. sa dihang nakautot, nagdala pa jud ug igit.

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buwadsanga · « **Reply #109 on:** November 19, 2008, 09:56:48 AM »

hahahahahaha!

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-<GEC348>- · « **Reply #110 on:** November 19, 2008, 12:27:48 PM »

Sorry, what did you say?

I forgot to answer. Nagwithdrawal man gud

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glacier_71 · « **Reply #111 on:** November 20, 2008, 12:47:33 PM »

UNSAON RA TO PAG-LOG-OUT?

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A Layman · « **Reply #112 on:** November 20, 2008, 02:40:31 PM »

Ug mag log out ka nga di nimo i save mao nay gitawag ug withdrawal method. Ug isave nimo may interest ka...bata!!! He he he...

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buwadsanga · « **Reply #113 on:** November 21, 2008, 02:01:52 PM »

ako, gabii, way widrawwidraw deritso bahala na! hadlok kos side epek!

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A Layman · « **Reply #114 on:** November 21, 2008, 02:26:19 PM »

Ang side effect ana bata. Ug ianak, di ka na kabalibad, mahalon na lang kutob sa mahimo. Unja tagaan kag Certificate of Live Birth as an apolgy that Condom Factories commit a wrong mistake for giving you a child. He he he...!

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insurectus · « **Reply #115 on:** November 21, 2008, 06:40:50 PM »

kung pusil mo buto, patay kang bata ka!
kung condom mobuto, buhi kang bata ka!

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A Layman · « **Reply #116 on:** November 21, 2008, 08:05:01 PM »

He he he...korek ka dyan!

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Moyhua · « **Reply #117 on:** November 22, 2008, 12:12:46 PM »

Kami akong bana, tira pasagad jud.

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A Layman · « **Reply #118 on:** November 22, 2008, 12:52:03 PM »

Hala hubot...hala biraaaahhh!

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guadalrose · « **Reply #119 on:** November 22, 2008, 01:07:38 PM »

kung pusil mo buto, patay kang bata ka!
kung condom mobuto, buhi kang bata ka!

LOL!!!

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