Mao lagi akong katingad-an Miss Belle...
To be honest, my papa is very ugly...
and my mama is very pretty...
Akong papa itomon kaayo, mura'g naligo sa uling

Pero ambot ngano daghan man tsiks oi...
bisan iyang mga gf before my mama, mga guapa pud...
That time sa restawran, aksidente gyud to. Nag abot lang gyud mi didto. Kulbaan kaayo akong papa, nangluspad.
Unya, siguro to buy my silence, siya nagbayad sa bill sa among gikaon, me and my friends...and there were, like, 6 of us...
Unya, gi ingnan pa gyud ko niya, "day, ayaw lang saba sa imong mama ha, kay selosa raba to, this is just a business lunch, that woman works for me"...
WaaaaHhhh! Tabang! Nisumbong ko ni mama oi

WOW! Your Papa is a real Pilipino Hero sa pagkapalekiro Day! I am sure he was one type of those CASANOVAS! but he is not the only one. This is not against to all Pilipino men...pastilan pagka.....playboy gjod ning Pinoys oi bisan ug minjo na mokaringking lang gihapon. I remember flying before home with PAL stopover Bangkok. There was a Pinoy (he looks like very rich with his Uncle- kay ga tour man kuno to sila.) Sus, wa gjoy ka-uwaw kada labay naho....he told me Miss....my tel. is bla...bla... and pls. call me, I like you and i like to see you again. Hapit na gjod naho sagpaon sa kapungot. His Uncle heard silently and just smiled. It was only one of those Pinoys encounters.....I got love letters from a Dr. kay nagpatambal lang kos ahong pangos, I was invited for a dinner from a Bank manager after he sawed me in his Bank (Bank is still there), a playboy lawyer was calling me he here...but i consider these as unfulfilled love life experiences. But...........i love those kinds of men. They are just that so called a NATURAL HUNTER!...for me, it is normal being a man. You agree