Author Topic: WANTED: Condom Testers (Read 20937 times)

glacier_71 · « **Reply #40 on:** February 08, 2009, 03:12:11 AM »

taga-Durex man ang babaye...so way probs.

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Gener · « **Reply #41 on:** February 09, 2009, 06:58:55 PM »

hahaha, e paano kung ang lalake ang taga durex? hehehehe siguro dapat before the actual simulation, may contract of agreement muna para merong parental support from durex

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glacier_71 · « **Reply #42 on:** February 09, 2009, 09:39:27 PM »

CONDOMS TO CHOOSE FROM...

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bol-anon nga cebuano · « **Reply #43 on:** February 10, 2009, 02:01:27 AM »

chevy akoa kay astig.

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Ginger · « **Reply #44 on:** February 10, 2009, 06:19:57 AM »

chevy akoa kay astig.

energizer diay, bnc?

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glacier_71 · « **Reply #45 on:** February 10, 2009, 08:29:05 AM »

energizer diay, bnc?

ari lang kos pringles...hehehe

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apothecary · « **Reply #46 on:** February 10, 2009, 11:13:56 AM »

makes me recall ang campaign niadto sa Coke.

Coke adds life!

Anti Condom jud.

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bol-anon nga cebuano · « **Reply #47 on:** February 11, 2009, 01:26:11 AM »

gibalita na jud ni sa tv patrol ganina. strict daw ilang rules. dili jud pwede ang manag-uyab kay wala daw sila mag promote ug sex. ilang e-entertain ang kadto lang validated nga minyo which means mo refer jud ni sila sa NSO. ok ra ta nako nga moapil pero naghunahuna ko sa usa sa mga qualifications, must have strong knees. unsa may kalambigitan sa tuhod aning kalakiha. tindogay diay ang drama ani?

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hofelina · « **Reply #48 on:** February 12, 2009, 06:02:34 AM »

standing position diay?

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Bad Godesberg · « **Reply #49 on:** February 12, 2009, 07:00:43 AM »

Tailor-made condoms

Individually tailored condoms that are anatomically designed to fit each penis perfectly are going on sale in Germany.

Businessman Oliver Gothe, 36, is behind the Cologne-based company Lebenslust (Lust for Life), which has invented a system to make personalised prophylactics.

Using a machine that measures each member to produce a unique 3D computer image, Gothe then lets his customers choose the thickness of the condom and add extra details.

Gothe said: "These condoms will fit so well you will hardly notice you are wearing one. We can make them wafer thin or fist thick and 'engrave' them with your signature wrapped around the base."

The service will cost around Â£600 for a "large but an as yet unspecified number" but Gothe insists the price is worth it as his condoms are comfier and safer.

+JLY

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glacier_71 · « **Reply #50 on:** February 12, 2009, 07:05:34 AM »

gibalita na jud ni sa tv patrol ganina. strict daw ilang rules. dili jud pwede ang manag-uyab kay wala daw sila mag promote ug sex. ilang e-entertain ang kadto lang validated nga minyo which means mo refer jud ni sila sa NSO. ok ra ta nako nga moapil pero naghunahuna ko sa usa sa mga qualifications, must have strong knees. unsa may kalambigitan sa tuhod aning kalakiha. tindogay diay ang drama ani?

standing position diay?

duda kog dili condom ang testingan ani, kundi ang mogamit lol

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apothecary · « **Reply #51 on:** February 12, 2009, 10:33:03 AM »

Magpa order ta Bay Calle, kanang Condom nga with matching Balinsungay. LOL

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Gener · « **Reply #52 on:** February 12, 2009, 05:25:34 PM »

Magpa order ta Bay Calle, kanang Condom nga with matching Balinsungay. LOL

Pardon my ignorance, "Ano po ang ibig sabihin ng "Balinsungay?"

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hofelina · « **Reply #53 on:** February 12, 2009, 05:34:10 PM »

Balinsungay, yong hindi tuwid, parang sungay, Gener. Ang mga Bol-anon ang mga ari ay balinsungay as a sentence for example, he he he he.

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Gener · « **Reply #54 on:** February 12, 2009, 06:15:30 PM »

Balinsungay, yong hindi tuwid, parang sungay, Gener. Ang mga Bol-anon ang mga ari ay balinsungay as a sentence for example, he he he he.

hahhaa, parang may sima pala , murag panguli ng pusit, hehhe

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hofelina · « **Reply #55 on:** February 12, 2009, 07:08:41 PM »

Korek! Tingnan mo matuto ka ng Bol-anon, puro kalokohan.

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Gener · « **Reply #56 on:** February 12, 2009, 07:30:34 PM »

Yehey, adopted Bohalanon na ako,

O, usapang CONDOM uli tayo. Alam ninyo ba na maraming varieties and Pinoy Condoms, heto, read on:

1. Smart Condoms: Wala nang long distance charges!
2. Cali Condoms: Tastes 10, feels 10!
3. Royal True Orange Condoms: May tunay na pulp bits.
4. Magnolia Condoms: Pinipili ng mapipiling ina
5. Johnson's Baby Condoms: No more tears!
6. Super Dry Condoms: What's on your mind? (No way if it's super dry)
7. White Castle Condoms: Okay lang ang tama, walang hang-over. Sakto ang White Castle (condoms).
8. 7-11, Chowking & Whistle Stop: Open 24 hours (can you beat that?)
9. PAL Condoms: "We apologize for your delay..." (ngek !)
10. PLDT Condoms: Touching lives.
11. Tropical Hut Condoms: Solved ka sa sarap!
12. Lancer GSR Condoms: Pure driving pleasure.
13. Gard Condoms: Wala ng dandruffs!
14. Smart Condoms: "Sa bahay, pinag-Smart (condoms) ko na rin sila. Mas madaling maka-contact."
15. Axe Condoms: ...because first impressions last...
16. Standard Electric Condoms: Free lifetime service. (laban ka?)
17. Makati Condoms: Mahalin natin... Atin 'to. (talaga!)
18. Green Cross Condoms: Di lang pampamilya, pang sports pa.
19. Neozep Condoms: Works fast... real fast!
20. Biogesic Condoms: Safe, even for pregnant women.
21. Terramycin, Nizoral & Robitusin Condoms: If symptoms persist, consult your Doctor!
22. Visine Condoms: Keeps the red out in 60 seconds!
23. Ivory Condoms: Ultra mild.
24. Safeguard Condoms: "Ako ang iyong konsyensya."
25. Palmolive Condoms: Natural na hiyang sa'yo.
26. Ivory Condoms: "Ang gaan-gaan ng feeling. Ang gaan-gaan ng loob ko sa'yo."
27. Dunkin Condoms: Sounds good, tastes even better!
28. RPN 9 Condoms: Leading the way.
29. ABC 5 Condoms: Reaching out to you.
30. GMA 7 Condoms: Where you belong.
31. Smart Condoms: "Ralph, kailan ka uuwi? See you later..."
32. Nescafe Condoms: A classic taste the world enjoys.
33. Boysen Condoms: You cover more surfaces with less coat.
34. Zonrox Condoms: Oks na oks sa konting Zonrox.
35. Purefoods Condom: "Coffee na lang, dear."
36. Condura Condoms: New quiet series with unique anti-rust design!(wow)
37. Winston Condoms: Give me the feeling, give me the taste.
38. Rexona Condoms: It won't let you down. (sure)
39. Coke Condoms: Aloc Acoc... Rapsa!
40. Pepsi Condoms: Singkooooo, Singko na

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A Layman · « **Reply #57 on:** February 12, 2009, 05:05:02 PM »

Red Horse Condom - Ok ang tama, malakas ang sipa! He he he

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bol-anon nga cebuano · « **Reply #58 on:** February 12, 2009, 11:56:10 PM »

M & M's condoms - melts in mouth not in your hands.
KFC condoms - finger lickin' good
jolibee condoms - atin ang langhap sarap
McDo condoms - love ko to
Ford condoms - hard as rock

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glacier_71 · « **Reply #59 on:** February 13, 2009, 04:09:31 AM »

Castrol Condoms = it's liquid engineering
Toyota Condoms = Innovation Into the Future

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glacier_71 · « **Reply #60 on:** February 13, 2009, 04:11:16 AM »

Honda Condoms = The Power of Dreams

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hofelina · « **Reply #61 on:** February 13, 2009, 05:39:40 AM »

Jama-jama jud mo, basta ang thread adunay sexual overtones, sadya ang discussions.
Gener gusto ko yong condom na may pulp bits, please.., Manay

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thegirlnextdoor · « **Reply #62 on:** February 13, 2009, 05:58:37 AM »

Church condoms-No holiness here

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glacier_71 · « **Reply #63 on:** February 13, 2009, 06:07:30 AM »

it just tells, manay, we also need stimulus
if government does.

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A Layman · « **Reply #64 on:** February 13, 2009, 07:14:10 AM »

GMA Condoms- blame it to the church! Yeah

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thegirlnextdoor · « **Reply #65 on:** February 13, 2009, 07:17:49 AM »

Marshmallow Condoms-How sweet and soft you are

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glacier_71 · « **Reply #66 on:** February 13, 2009, 08:00:07 AM »

Lockheed-Martin Condoms = We never forget whom we're working for

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fdaray · « **Reply #67 on:** February 13, 2009, 08:16:30 AM »

To test the durability of the condom is to puff air first. If it will not burst, then nuse it.

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apothecary · « **Reply #68 on:** February 13, 2009, 03:07:50 PM »

Instead nga naay pleasure dots, and dots...miniature nag swakee...or tujom. aber?

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bol-anon nga cebuano · « **Reply #69 on:** February 13, 2009, 11:53:35 PM »

how about, bantol condoms?

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hofelina · « **Reply #70 on:** February 14, 2009, 12:19:29 AM »

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hofelina · « **Reply #71 on:** February 14, 2009, 12:21:38 AM »

Last Friday, December 1 was the 19th World AIDS Day, and an enterprising seamstress in New York decided to commemorate the big day with a very special wedding gown. Consisting entirely of 12,500 individually colored and stitched-together condoms, the result is quite fetching.

So with the average sex frequency of married couples holding right at 98 times per year according to a 2001 Durex Survey, this supply of condoms ought to keep the average married couple child-free for about 127.5 years.

There was no word about whether the condoms had been used or not before being sewn up into this dress, but with all that stitching involved, their use after the wedding ceremony was not recommended. – Charlie White

Condom Wedding Gown [Spluch]

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kiamoy · « **Reply #72 on:** February 14, 2009, 12:43:14 AM »

kuyaw sad nang squeeze box model..

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insurectus · « **Reply #73 on:** February 14, 2009, 02:47:28 AM »

naa ba kaha ni sila kadto mo vibrate mahal man daw to kay tag
200 kapin ang usa

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glacier_71 · « **Reply #74 on:** February 14, 2009, 04:28:34 AM »

Condom nga mo-vibrate, insurectos?

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hofelina · « **Reply #75 on:** February 14, 2009, 06:21:37 AM »

Condom ibutang sa vibrator? Wow, what a fantasy or you mean something else?

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Ginger · « **Reply #76 on:** February 14, 2009, 06:26:00 AM »

hmmm i remember, there was a thread about condom fashion.

ako to pangitaon

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Gener · « **Reply #77 on:** February 14, 2009, 02:16:41 PM »

Jama-jama jud mo, basta ang thread adunay sexual overtones, sadya ang discussions.
Gener gusto ko yong condom na may pulp bits, please.., Manay

Royal True Orange Condoms? hehhee

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Gener · « **Reply #78 on:** February 14, 2009, 02:21:10 PM »

I have a Tagalog Poem,

Ang CONDOM...bow

Ang CONDOM ay lubhang mabisa,
Sapagkat lahat ng taga Tubag-Bohol ay sadyang nakikiisa;
Sa pag-participate sa thread na ito
Ang lahat ay di magkanda-tuto

Ang CONDOM...bow

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glacier_71 · « **Reply #79 on:** February 15, 2009, 03:00:35 AM »

unsa na may update ani? nadayon to?

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