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Gener · « **on:** February 04, 2009, 09:55:32 PM »

Wanted: Condom testers

By Thea Alberto
INQUIRER.net
First Posted 17:50:00 02/04/2009

Filed Under: Unemployment, Employment

MANILA, Philippinesâ€”Are you married, have â€œstrong kneesâ€, and looking for a job? Try condom testing.

Durex condom is looking for 500 official condom testers in the Philippines. And all you need to do is try out Durex products for four weeks and comment online on their quality.

The first to accomplish the form and give the best answer to the question "What makes me the best Durex Condom Tester?" will win P50,000 cash, plus free products from Durex.

On it's website, Durex said applicants have to go to www.durex.com.ph and click on the portion that will lead them to durexcondomtester.com.ph where they can fill out a screener form.

â€œChosen applicants will also be given a tester kit which contains a pack of each of the following Durex variants -- Love, Pleasuremax, Performa, Fetherlite, Tingle, Strawberry,â€ Durex said.

Tester kits will be sent to chosen applicants via courier, it said.

Candidates must be 21 to 35 years of age, married, and "experienced." Participants must also be "open to further training," have "strong knees," and "willing to work long hours."

So guys, wanna give it a try?

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kiamoy · « **Reply #1 on:** February 04, 2009, 10:21:58 PM »

daghan juy mu apil ani..

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hofelina · « **Reply #2 on:** February 05, 2009, 12:37:41 AM »

Please take note that there are persons who gets skin irritations (morag kurikong). maajo kon kurikong lang, dili mapolpog.

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Ginger · « **Reply #3 on:** February 05, 2009, 05:14:51 AM »

Candidates must be 21 to 35 years of age, married, and "experienced." Participants must also be "open to further training," have "strong knees," and "willing to work long hours."

ang qualified, hala apply na!

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kiamoy · « **Reply #4 on:** February 05, 2009, 05:22:02 AM »

hehe daghan unta pero kailangan man sad married. toinks.

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Gener · « **Reply #5 on:** February 05, 2009, 12:24:11 PM »

Candidates must be 21 to 35 years of age, married, and "experienced." Participants must also be "open to further training," have "strong knees," and "willing to work long hours."

ang qualified, hala apply na!

Gusto ko sana, kaso 20 y.o. lang ako eh, hahahha

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A Layman · « **Reply #6 on:** February 05, 2009, 12:26:25 PM »

Ako pod under the ages!

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glacier_71 · « **Reply #7 on:** February 05, 2009, 12:47:48 PM »

way chance ko ani...i'm over 35, not married, no experience, with arthritis and the door is always close for training...huhuhu

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Gener · « **Reply #8 on:** February 05, 2009, 12:57:57 PM »

way chance ko ani...i'm over 35, not married, no experience, with arthritis and the door is always close for training...huhuhu

HAHAHAHA, i like the training part of this job though

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A Layman · « **Reply #9 on:** February 05, 2009, 12:59:57 PM »

I know the training is all practicum! Sana they'll consider widening the range of the age requirement.

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Gener · « **Reply #10 on:** February 05, 2009, 02:47:47 PM »

I know the training is all practicum! Sana they'll consider widening the range of the age requirement.

HAHAHA, Learning is best achieved in theory and practice...(Joke lang bros and sis)

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kiamoy · « **Reply #11 on:** February 05, 2009, 06:46:39 PM »

I know the training is all practicum! Sana they'll consider widening the range of the age requirement.

hahaha Mr.A!!! idol!

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glacier_71 · « **Reply #12 on:** February 05, 2009, 09:05:09 PM »

I know the training is all practicum! Sana they'll consider widening the range of the age requirement.

tym pa sa, unsa may gamitan aning training/practicum, tawo o mananap?

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A Layman · « **Reply #13 on:** February 05, 2009, 09:28:20 PM »

Di sa ko mosumpay bai Glace, kay gibantayan ko ni Kiamoysan...he he he

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bol-anon nga cebuano · « **Reply #14 on:** February 05, 2009, 11:40:05 PM »

asa man ang training ani if ever? mayta ang trainer kay mga artista aron alegre.
nindot ni da kay medyo gaan nga trabaho.

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swakee · « **Reply #15 on:** February 05, 2009, 11:47:24 PM »

oral method ni? toinkz!!! hehehe

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hofelina · « **Reply #16 on:** February 06, 2009, 12:00:37 AM »

If the age requirements is widened, basin adunay kondom nga mapilo?

ps
For Gener sa tagalog ng mapilo, yung matupi.

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A Layman · « **Reply #17 on:** February 06, 2009, 12:21:59 AM »

Paburoton sa daan...

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glacier_71 · « **Reply #18 on:** February 06, 2009, 03:01:25 AM »

testingan tanang buho ani tingali.

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hofelina · « **Reply #19 on:** February 06, 2009, 04:56:13 AM »

kining akong kinamanghoran kay bunga sa nasipyat nga kondom, sakto lagi paboroton ug testingan kon aduna bay boho!

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glacier_71 · « **Reply #20 on:** February 06, 2009, 05:29:26 AM »

"buhi kang bata ka", diay nang imo ate.

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hofelina · « **Reply #21 on:** February 06, 2009, 05:34:20 AM »

Glacier, mao ni si Chris 15 yrs old, resulta sa nasipyat nga kondom, he he he!

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glacier_71 · « **Reply #22 on:** February 06, 2009, 05:36:25 AM »

gwapo lagi ate. kining sipyat-sipyat pagka-gamaa, maayog bunga. tnx for sharing the pic. kinamanghuran ni nimo ate?

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hofelina · « **Reply #23 on:** February 06, 2009, 05:44:42 AM »

Yes, kay akong kinamaguwangan 26 anyos!I was 43 when I gave birth to him.

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glacier_71 · « **Reply #24 on:** February 06, 2009, 05:56:13 AM »

what a blessing

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swakee · « **Reply #25 on:** February 06, 2009, 12:32:41 PM »

hahaayyy kaon na fud saging nga naay panit

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apothecary · « **Reply #26 on:** February 06, 2009, 05:30:13 PM »

Unsa guy what a blessing? LOL

Murag sumpay ani tong "Their failure is our business dah." Ad ni sa usa ka maternity clinic.

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apothecary · « **Reply #27 on:** February 06, 2009, 05:38:29 PM »

Ni apply kintahay pod ko, pastilan lisud gyud diay ko makatubag sa pangutanang why i am the best condom tester.

Lisod man jud diay.

The best ang mag ligad. okey ra sad basta lang gyud mahiluna ka.

Okey ra mag lingod, usahay mag pungko k ra sad. Lisud nang mag kulob, labi nag mag dog style. (mao diayng kinahanglag lig on ang tuhod)

Ang lisud kon magkapyot kay magamit man pud imong kamot.

Pastilan, suwayi ra gud ninyog buhot ang kondom nga di gamitag kamot, kaya ba? Lisud no? surrender na ko uy.

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hofelina · « **Reply #28 on:** February 06, 2009, 09:18:47 PM »

Maglingkod ka, aron ma-plastar or you get your partner help you. Lisod gamitonang condom kon natulog pa si bogoy, busa pukawa daan!

ps

the nest time you sing also "Let me try again!

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kiamoy · « **Reply #29 on:** February 06, 2009, 10:12:17 PM »

Yes, kay akong kinamaguwangan 26 anyos!I was 43 when I gave birth to him.

sus ate!! but-an and gwapo man pud nuon !!:)

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glacier_71 · « **Reply #30 on:** February 06, 2009, 11:23:08 PM »

pila man bayad kaha ani kada-tindog ni jr...

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kiamoy · « **Reply #31 on:** February 06, 2009, 11:30:01 PM »

hahahah.. daghan jud mahalinan ug balot.

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Ginger · « **Reply #32 on:** February 06, 2009, 11:32:25 PM »

pila man bayad kaha ani kada-tindog ni jr...

naa pud tingali limit ug kapila pa tindogon si Jr sa usa ka adlaw oi...hahaha

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bol-anon nga cebuano · « **Reply #33 on:** February 06, 2009, 11:32:38 PM »

"buhi kang bata ka", diay nang imo ate.

mao nay kalainan sa pusil ug sa condom. inig buto sa pusil, patay kang bata ka. inig buto sa condom, buhi kang bata ka.

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glacier_71 · « **Reply #34 on:** February 07, 2009, 01:36:51 AM »

hahaha mao jud BNC...

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Gener · « **Reply #35 on:** February 07, 2009, 12:33:12 PM »

If the age requirements is widened, basin adunay kondom nga mapilo?

ps
For Gener sa tagalog ng mapilo, yung matupi.

hahaha, meron bang ganun na condom? hehehe

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swakee · « **Reply #36 on:** February 07, 2009, 01:09:10 PM »

naa flavor ang condom nga testingan?

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apothecary · « **Reply #37 on:** February 07, 2009, 05:50:43 PM »

naa pud tingali limit ug kapila pa tindogon si Jr sa usa ka adlaw oi...hahaha

Ngek, unsaon na lang ug outstanding si Jr aber? Way undang tindog. Og kon sa akong silingan pa, ka sab-itag sinangay nga lubing botong.

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Ginger · « **Reply #38 on:** February 08, 2009, 12:38:43 AM »

naa pud tingali limit ug kapila pa tindogon si Jr sa usa ka adlaw oi...hahaha

Ngek, unsaon na lang ug outstanding si Jr aber? Way undang tindog. Og kon sa akong silingan pa, ka sab-itag sinangay nga lubing botong.

hahahahaha

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C2H4 · « **Reply #39 on:** February 08, 2009, 02:31:54 AM »

Unya kung naay mabuntis by accident, ang Durex mopakaon sa anak puhon?

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