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The Last Excuse of An Atheist
« on: May 02, 2010, 04:44:00 PM »
An atheist was taking a walk through the woods, admiring all that the
accident of evolution had created.

"What majestic trees! What powerful rivers! What beautiful animals!" he
said to himself. As he walked alongside the river he heard a rustling
in the bushes behind him.

He turned to look.

A 7-foot grizzly was charging towards him. He ran as fast as he could
up the path. He looked over his shoulder and the bear was closing in.
He ran even faster, so scared that tears were coming to his eyes. He
looked over his shoulder, and the bear was even closer. His heart
pumped frantically and he tried to run even faster. He tripped and fell
on the ground.

He rolled over to pick himself up and the bear, right on top of him,
reached for him with his left paw and raising his right paw to strike
him.

At that instant the Atheist cried out "Oh my God! ... "
Time stopped.
The bear froze.
The forest was silent.
Even the river stopped moving.

As a bright light shone upon the man, a voice came out of the sky: "You
deny my existence for all of these years, teach others I don't exist,
and even credit creation to a cosmic accident. Do you expect me to help
you out of this predicament? Am I to count you as a believer?"

The atheist looked directly into the light: "It would be hypocritical
to ask to be a Christian after all these years, but perhaps could you
make the bear a Christian?"

"Very well," said the voice.
The light went out.
The river ran again.
And the sounds of the forest resumed.

The bear dropped his right paw ... brought both paws together ... bowed
his head: "Lord, for this food which I am about to receive, I am truly
thankful."

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« Reply #1 on: May 04, 2010, 11:15:02 AM »
Hahahahaha, that's right, for everything give thanks
  enjoy your meal  bear
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« Reply #2 on: May 06, 2010, 06:00:11 AM »
 Guten Appetit Bärchen!  8)

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« Reply #3 on: May 06, 2010, 06:38:57 AM »


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« Reply #4 on: May 06, 2010, 06:41:24 AM »

this would happen to religious people too!!! hahahaha

bon appetit!!   ;D

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« Reply #5 on: May 06, 2010, 10:19:02 AM »

Congats, Scarbchen! Next nga milestone imong ika-9999 nga post...

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« Reply #6 on: May 06, 2010, 08:53:49 PM »


hoy ! ...hahahaah
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« Reply #7 on: February 26, 2011, 09:50:00 PM »

Please! In the name of Bärchen, don't let your 8888 be your last post!





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