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Title: need escort
Post by: balong on December 16, 2008, 06:38:25 AM
na lingaw ko sa topic ni oliver. ahong kompetensyahan. si oliver mo hatag ug $100 kada adlaw for someone to show him around. pero estorya ra man sija kotob. ako tinod-anay ni. need escort. cannot afford to pay 100 bucks a day. pero P1000 a day okey lang. pwede pa. baje ahong gipangita. kong naay mosokol, ill be in bohol next year june 19. for my shindig

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Title: Re: need escort
Post by: hofelina on December 16, 2008, 07:51:11 AM
What are the qualifications Bay?
Title: Re: need escort
Post by: balong on December 16, 2008, 08:02:22 AM
of course gwapa. lisora man ug maot nawong, duha na mi ;D....maajo tingali gam-on na pod ning contest. good for taga bohol only. kitang taga abords ug naa tay mga kaila, pa apilon nato sa escort contest. butang ug pics ang contestants, unja ang mga viewers maoy mo pili kinsay mo daug. hala bira. $100 sa modaug. dili na kinhangang mo provide ug escort services. padalhan na lang naho ug premyo. western union. unsa man uyon mo ,. money down, wa nay daghang estorya
Title: Re: need escort
Post by: oliver on December 16, 2008, 09:43:44 AM
balong,
   nangita kag kalokohan bay, ayaw ko ipariha nimo, dako ako respeto sa akong pamilya. I have different values than you, and certainly i do not find this kind of thing respectable.
Title: Re: need escort
Post by: balong on December 16, 2008, 12:34:22 PM
unya kinsa may mi escort nimo bay oliver ;D
Title: Re: need escort
Post by: balong on December 16, 2008, 12:39:57 PM
dont take things too seriously my friend. lingaw lingaw ra man ning atong gibuhat sa forum
Title: Re: need escort
Post by: hofelina on December 16, 2008, 06:21:37 PM
Ondoy Oliver, life is too short so you make the most of it.  If Balong likes to make this game, why not? This Tubag Bohol is our virtual bonding.  Unsa man nakakita kana ug alalay?  Anus-a man ka molosot sa Bohol?
Take care both of you, and good luck for this pakulo ni Balong.

Manay
Title: Re: need escort
Post by: Mari on December 16, 2008, 06:53:06 PM
daghan gwapa sa Bohol Balong, dili ka maglisud pili. good luck
Title: Re: need escort
Post by: hofelina on December 16, 2008, 06:58:18 PM
Inday Mari, kinahanglan gwapa ug smart, kay unsa-on man kon dili makalingaw ika-istorya?
Title: Re: need escort
Post by: balong on December 16, 2008, 08:20:28 PM
hala pag butang na mo ug contestants.  ;D
Title: Re: need escort
Post by: hofelina on December 16, 2008, 08:38:00 PM
(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3106/3113319500_60e57af130.jpg?v=0)

kini okay Bay?
Title: Re: need escort
Post by: A Layman on December 16, 2008, 09:13:13 PM
Bwahahahaha!!!! Mora man nig limatok ug simod! Kini mosukol jod nig simopsopay.
Title: Re: need escort
Post by: hofelina on December 16, 2008, 09:39:51 PM
The lady is multi-talented, maantigo ni siya manayhop, kon panang litay mabojagan si Ondoy Balong, manghilot kon  aboton si Ondoy ug panohot. She can cook all the local delicacies in Bohol.

She will look okay kun mahobog si Balong, dili ba Doy? Pada-uga nako, ang akong contestant is unbeatable.

Manay
Title: Re: need escort
Post by: ms da binsi on December 16, 2008, 10:23:00 PM
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kini okay Bay?



bwahahhahah!!!

manay!!!!!
Title: Re: need escort
Post by: hofelina on December 16, 2008, 10:49:18 PM
Pure beauty no make-up, morag galing gimuta!
Title: Re: need escort
Post by: balong on December 16, 2008, 11:06:35 PM
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CONTESTANT no.1
Title: Re: need escort
Post by: ms da binsi on December 17, 2008, 01:21:34 AM
kontestant #2

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Title: Re: need escort
Post by: hofelina on December 17, 2008, 01:27:01 AM
This Afghan girl is now a mature woman, you have her present picture, Belle?
Title: Re: need escort
Post by: ms da binsi on December 17, 2008, 01:28:34 AM
nawala ahong picture nija nga matured na manay di na naho ma kutkot...
Title: Re: need escort
Post by: Mari on December 17, 2008, 01:33:19 AM
akoy gigitik sa imong contestant Manay. kana malingaw jud si balong. no dull moments kay dakong sinopsupay og tinayhupay ni
Title: Re: need escort
Post by: hofelina on December 17, 2008, 01:40:35 AM
Yes Mari, makadaug gani ko bahinan tika!
Title: Re: need escort
Post by: david on December 17, 2008, 01:46:52 AM
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Title: Re: need escort
Post by: slackware on December 17, 2008, 01:52:32 AM
censored~~!
Title: Re: need escort
Post by: Mari on December 17, 2008, 02:11:18 AM
ok nako way bahin manay basta malingaw si Balong..hehehe
Title: Re: need escort
Post by: hofelina on December 17, 2008, 02:12:29 AM
You must be an altruist,  Inday Mari!
Title: Re: need escort
Post by: Mari on December 17, 2008, 02:15:25 AM
muot man gud ni si Balong Manay mao malingaw ko kung makakita siyag kaatbang
Title: Re: need escort
Post by: balong on December 17, 2008, 03:40:38 AM
porbidang sigaha ug mata ang contestant ni leonarda. ma hadlok man pod ko ana oi.
Title: Re: need escort
Post by: balong on December 17, 2008, 03:42:21 AM
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CONTESTANT no.3

please dont censor. angay ko ani
Title: Re: need escort
Post by: hofelina on December 17, 2008, 03:47:36 AM
Balong be careful basin Transe kini! ;D
Title: Re: need escort
Post by: lindy on December 17, 2008, 04:31:47 AM
bay, mura mag dili ni original.

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Title: Re: need escort
Post by: bol-anon_ko on December 17, 2008, 04:39:39 AM
Balong will also be the Las Vegas mega sponsor.. attend mo kay cya daw bahala  pamuhonan sa sugal...
Title: Re: need escort
Post by: balong on December 17, 2008, 07:32:31 AM
nanawagan ako ni dong oliver nga maoy mo sponsor ning atong escort contest. you can afford to spend $1400 for the 2 weeks services of a tourist guide. throw us a bone oliver. 100 bucks pwede na para sa winner sa escort contest
Title: Re: need escort
Post by: balong on December 17, 2008, 07:35:23 AM
3 pa lang ang atong contestants. send your entries ladies and gentlemen. dili akoy mo pili sa ahong escort. botaran natong tanan. ang handler sa winning contestant maka dawat ug $100 prize courtesy of oliver. thank you
Title: Re: need escort
Post by: balong on December 17, 2008, 07:37:01 AM
tanang mo attend tagaan naho ug $1000 para pohonan sa sugal. unsay buhaton aning atong kwarta nga gina piko gina pala di atong ipanghatag
Title: Re: need escort
Post by: balong on December 17, 2008, 11:48:48 PM
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contestant no. 4

Title: Re: need escort
Post by: balong on December 17, 2008, 11:55:23 PM
seriously, pag butang mo ug pics . aron himoon ni natong contest. botohan sa tanan kinsay angayan nga pic. ang sender sa escort pic maoy mo daug. ang ahong ihatag nga premyo $20 lang gud. aho lang e mail kay mahal bayad sa western union. lingaw lingaw lang ning ato. pawa sa kala-ay. thank you

           merry CHRISTmas to everyone
Title: Re: need escort
Post by: oliver on December 18, 2008, 11:19:53 AM
balong,
    Ok, basta makit an nato ug personal, tinood jod...Ill make it $200 1st prize $100 2nd prize, Minimum of 24 contestants that will be present when i come... that means 1st week of May fiesta tagbilaran.. we will plan a pageant ceremony.. Miss ? pero no monkey business, Votes will be assessed during the ceremony nights.. freee tanan.. Kinsa may makatabang nato ug set up sa venue? anybody? volunteers?

   
Title: Re: need escort
Post by: balong on December 18, 2008, 08:30:27 PM
WOW. thank you my friend oliver. pero ang naka apan ani kay seguradong way mo apil. sigi ko ug pa contest. pinogsanay. deretso na lang naho butang mga contestants nga selected at random. pareha sa ahong beerthday contest. kadtong mi gret sa ahong bday maoy gihimo nahong contestants
Title: Re: need escort
Post by: hofelina on December 18, 2008, 08:41:05 PM
Mga Gwapodoy,

Nindot i-uli og Mayo, tinuod nga daghang piyesta.  It is like a family reunion! ;D
Good luck sa inyong pakulo.

Manay
Title: Re: need escort
Post by: hofelina on December 28, 2008, 01:09:31 AM
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Hallo Ondoy Balong,
Ni-ay tunay mga contestant, si Ms Sheila, 25 years of age, residing in Duesseldorf, Germany and worked as au-pair. She is now studying in Moenchengladbach. She is a very wonderful girl.
Title: Re: need escort
Post by: david on December 28, 2008, 01:24:02 AM
mao diay na sheila manay
Title: Re: need escort
Post by: hofelina on December 28, 2008, 01:25:47 AM
Asa ra si Balong, ang sinyalan nga Maribojokanon?
Title: Re: need escort
Post by: wardiflex on December 28, 2008, 02:45:36 AM
aguuuyyssss magpangahis man sab ta ani....
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