Two priests decided to go to Hawaii on vacation.
They were determined to make this a real vacation by not wearing anything
that would identify them as clergy.
As soon as the plane landed they headed for a store and bought some really
outrageous shorts, shirts, sandals, sunglasses, etc.
The next morning they went to the beach dressed in their "tourist" garb.
They were sitting on beach chairs,
enjoying a drink, the sunshine and the scenery when a "drop dead gorgeous"
blonde in a topless bikini came walking straight towards them. They
couldn't help but stare.
As the blonde passed them she smiled and said "Good Morning, Father ~ Good
Morning, Father," nodding and addressing each of them individually, then she
passed on by. They were both stunned. How in the world did she know they
were priests? So the next day, they went back to the store and bought even
more outrageous outfits.
These were so loud you could hear them before you even saw them! Once again,
in their new attire, they settled down in their chairs to enjoy the
sunshine. After a little while, the same gorgeous blonde, wearing a
different colored topless bikini, taking her sweet time, came walking toward
them. Again she nodded at each of them, and said:
"Good morning, Father ~ Good morning, Father," and started to walk away.
One of the priests couldn't stand it any longer and said, "Just a minute,
young lady."
"Yes, Father?"
"We are priests and proud of it, but I have to know, how in the world do you
know we are priests, dressed as we are?"
She replied, "Father, it's me,............ Sister Kathleen!"
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