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Some Strange Facts About Men
« on: March 24, 2012, 02:02:57 PM »
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1. Men like to barbecue. Men will cook if danger is involved.

Republic Act 8485 (Animal Welfare Act of 1998, Philippines), as amended and strengthened by House  Bill 6893 of 2013--- violation means a maximum of P250,000 fine with a corresponding three-year jail term and a minimum of P30,000 fine and six months imprisonment


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« Reply #1 on: March 24, 2012, 02:07:14 PM »
2. Men who have pierced ears are better prepared for marriage.  They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.

Republic Act 8485 (Animal Welfare Act of 1998, Philippines), as amended and strengthened by House  Bill 6893 of 2013--- violation means a maximum of P250,000 fine with a corresponding three-year jail term and a minimum of P30,000 fine and six months imprisonment

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« Reply #2 on: March 24, 2012, 02:11:48 PM »
3. Marrying a divorced man is ecologically responsible.  In a world where there are more women than men, it pays to recycle.

Republic Act 8485 (Animal Welfare Act of 1998, Philippines), as amended and strengthened by House  Bill 6893 of 2013--- violation means a maximum of P250,000 fine with a corresponding three-year jail term and a minimum of P30,000 fine and six months imprisonment

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« Reply #3 on: March 24, 2012, 02:17:15 PM »
4. Men are very confident people.  My husband is so confident that when he watches sports on television, he thinks that if he concentrates he can help his team.  If the team is in trouble, he coaches the players from our living room, and if they're really in trouble, I have to get off the phone in case they call him.


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« Reply #4 on: March 24, 2012, 02:22:11 PM »
5. Men like phones with lots of buttons.  It makes them feel important.

Republic Act 8485 (Animal Welfare Act of 1998, Philippines), as amended and strengthened by House  Bill 6893 of 2013--- violation means a maximum of P250,000 fine with a corresponding three-year jail term and a minimum of P30,000 fine and six months imprisonment

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« Reply #5 on: March 24, 2012, 02:25:50 PM »
6. Men love to be the first to read the newspaper in the morning.  Not being the first is upsetting to their psyches.

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« Reply #6 on: March 24, 2012, 02:33:11 PM »
7. All men are afraid of eyelash curlers.  I sleep with one under my pillow, instead of a gun.

Republic Act 8485 (Animal Welfare Act of 1998, Philippines), as amended and strengthened by House  Bill 6893 of 2013--- violation means a maximum of P250,000 fine with a corresponding three-year jail term and a minimum of P30,000 fine and six months imprisonment

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« Reply #7 on: March 24, 2012, 02:38:29 PM »
8. A good place to meet a man is at the dry cleaner.  These men usually have jobs and bathe.

Republic Act 8485 (Animal Welfare Act of 1998, Philippines), as amended and strengthened by House  Bill 6893 of 2013--- violation means a maximum of P250,000 fine with a corresponding three-year jail term and a minimum of P30,000 fine and six months imprisonment

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« Reply #8 on: March 24, 2012, 02:43:04 PM »
9. All men hate to hear "We need to talk about our relationship."  These seven words strike fear in the heart of even General Schwarzkopf.

Republic Act 8485 (Animal Welfare Act of 1998, Philippines), as amended and strengthened by House  Bill 6893 of 2013--- violation means a maximum of P250,000 fine with a corresponding three-year jail term and a minimum of P30,000 fine and six months imprisonment

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« Reply #9 on: March 24, 2012, 02:52:27 PM »
10. Men are sensitive in strange ways.  If a man has built a fire and the last log does not burn, he will take it personally.

Republic Act 8485 (Animal Welfare Act of 1998, Philippines), as amended and strengthened by House  Bill 6893 of 2013--- violation means a maximum of P250,000 fine with a corresponding three-year jail term and a minimum of P30,000 fine and six months imprisonment

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Re: Some Strange Facts About Men
« Reply #10 on: March 24, 2012, 03:30:05 PM »
4. Men are very confident people.  My husband is so confident that when he watches sports on television, he thinks that if he concentrates he can help his team.  If the team is in trouble, he coaches the players from our living room, and if they're really in trouble, I have to get off the phone in case they call him.



Suya lang tingali ang mga baje of the fact that men are humble enough to be passionate about things outside the confines of the self... ;D



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