CULTUREThe Martin Andanar Guide to Responsible JournalismRules to protect the delicate sensibilities of the chief presidential defenderBY ROGUE
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Secretary Martin Andanar has once again chastised the media for deigning to publish things that the president has said, this time referring to his statements concerning martial law. For fear for further aggravating the presidential mouthpiece and professional Mocha Uson fan, we here at Rogue have attempted to put together a handy guide for journalists so that they may avoid the perils of their professional irresponsibilty.
RULE NO. 1: DO NOT ABUSE YOUR POWER.As members of the press, as professionals with a platform, you are granted a modicum of power. As we’ve all learned from Spider-Man, with great power comes great responsibility. You do not have the right to abuse your power. It’s only the administration that has the right to do that.
RULE NO. 2: DO NOT ATTEMPT TO INTERPRET WHAT THE PRESIDENT IS SAYINGPresident Rodrigo Duterte is a man capable of complex expression, and the average journalist, in spite of years of study and experience in the parsing of language, is not equipped to figure out what it is that our glorious leader wants to say. Leave the interpreting to us.
RULE NO. 3: DO NOT JUST PUBLISH THE THINGS THAT THE PRESIDENT IS SAYINGIt is also not right to simply post an unadorned transcript of our president’s public statements. Without the help of official interpreters like Andanar, the president may be misinterpreted. Like when he says that nothing can stop him from imposing martial law, he is not actually saying that nothing can stop him from imposing martial law. Andanar has made that very clear, you dummies.
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