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Re: Men Vs. Women Redux
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    « Reply #22 on: August 08, 2012, 05:09:09 AM »
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  • A husband's secrets to making a marriage last:


    Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, have a little wine, some good food and companionship. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.

    We also sleep in separate beds. Hers is in New York and mine is in L.A.

    I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back.

    I asked my wife where she wanted to go for our anniversary. "Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!" she said. So I suggested the kitchen.

    We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.

    She has an electric blender, electric toaster, and electric bread maker. Then she said, "There are too many gadgets, and no place to sit down!" So I bought her an electric chair.

    My wife told me the car wasn't running well because there was water in the carburetor. I asked where the car was, she told me, "In the lake."

    She got a mudpack and looked great for two days. Then the mud fell off.

    She ran after the garbage truck, yelling, "Am I too late for the garbage?" The driver said, "No, jump in!"

    Remember...Marriage is the number one cause of divorce.

    Statistically, 100% of all divorces start with marriage.

    I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always.

    I haven't spoken to my wife for 18 months. I don't like to interrupt her.

    The last fight was my fault. My wife asked, "What's on the TV?" I said, 'Dust!"

    Why do men die before their wives? Because they want to.


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