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Re: Men Vs. Women Redux
« Reply #20 on: August 05, 2012, 03:57:48 PM »




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...than to speak out and remove all doubt." - Abraham Lincoln


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Re: Men Vs. Women Redux
« Reply #21 on: August 08, 2012, 07:50:24 PM »




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Re: Men Vs. Women Redux
« Reply #22 on: August 08, 2012, 08:09:09 PM »
A husband's secrets to making a marriage last:


Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, have a little wine, some good food and companionship. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.

We also sleep in separate beds. Hers is in New York and mine is in L.A.

I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back.

I asked my wife where she wanted to go for our anniversary. "Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!" she said. So I suggested the kitchen.

We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.

She has an electric blender, electric toaster, and electric bread maker. Then she said, "There are too many gadgets, and no place to sit down!" So I bought her an electric chair.

My wife told me the car wasn't running well because there was water in the carburetor. I asked where the car was, she told me, "In the lake."

She got a mudpack and looked great for two days. Then the mud fell off.

She ran after the garbage truck, yelling, "Am I too late for the garbage?" The driver said, "No, jump in!"

Remember...Marriage is the number one cause of divorce.

Statistically, 100% of all divorces start with marriage.

I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always.

I haven't spoken to my wife for 18 months. I don't like to interrupt her.

The last fight was my fault. My wife asked, "What's on the TV?" I said, 'Dust!"

Why do men die before their wives? Because they want to.


Bwahaha!  ;D
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Re: Men Vs. Women Redux
« Reply #23 on: August 20, 2012, 07:44:25 AM »




Bwahaha!  Cool hospital worker... ;D
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Re: Men Vs. Women Redux
« Reply #24 on: August 20, 2012, 09:48:57 AM »




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Re: Men Vs. Women Redux
« Reply #25 on: September 13, 2012, 04:56:53 PM »




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« Reply #26 on: September 13, 2012, 05:00:08 PM »

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« Reply #27 on: September 14, 2012, 10:39:13 AM »




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Re: Men Vs. Women Redux
« Reply #28 on: September 14, 2012, 10:42:14 AM »
"If you ask me what I came into this life to do, I will tell you: I came to live out loud." ~ Emile Zola~  ‎(ᵔᴥᵔ)

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« Reply #29 on: September 14, 2012, 10:45:40 AM »
"If you ask me what I came into this life to do, I will tell you: I came to live out loud." ~ Emile Zola~  ‎(ᵔᴥᵔ)

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Re: Men Vs. Women Redux
« Reply #30 on: September 14, 2012, 11:11:11 AM »


Bwahaha! At least sa akoa kay beer ray gadaghan! ;D
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Re: Men Vs. Women Redux
« Reply #31 on: September 14, 2012, 11:25:37 AM »
"If you ask me what I came into this life to do, I will tell you: I came to live out loud." ~ Emile Zola~  ‎(ᵔᴥᵔ)

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Re: Men Vs. Women Redux
« Reply #32 on: September 14, 2012, 11:51:59 AM »




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Re: Men Vs. Women Redux
« Reply #33 on: September 18, 2012, 10:52:04 AM »




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Re: Men Vs. Women Redux
« Reply #34 on: September 23, 2012, 10:55:11 AM »




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Re: Men Vs. Women Redux
« Reply #35 on: September 29, 2012, 04:22:37 AM »

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« Reply #36 on: September 29, 2012, 04:23:10 AM »

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« Reply #37 on: September 29, 2012, 04:23:45 AM »

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Re: Men Vs. Women Redux
« Reply #38 on: September 29, 2012, 04:24:36 AM »


bwahahaha!

di uy! $15 to ahoa, plus $5 tip. :P

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Re: Men Vs. Women Redux
« Reply #39 on: September 30, 2012, 09:10:41 PM »
"If you ask me what I came into this life to do, I will tell you: I came to live out loud." ~ Emile Zola~  ‎(ᵔᴥᵔ)


 

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