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Re: Your naughty joke for the day
« Reply #60 on: April 07, 2010, 10:27:55 PM »
Tiaw moy 8 ka buok gapulipuli... naa pay 2 nga namoso, gahuwat tingaling tawgon, bwahaha! ;D

hahahaha...ug ang modaug sa baraha maoy mosunod tingali anig og banat sa asawa...
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Re: Your naughty joke for the day
« Reply #61 on: April 07, 2010, 10:32:14 PM »
Dodong:Tagae ko ug gatas Nay.
Nanay: Sa manghod na lang na nimo Dong.
           Ang gatas para ra sa gamay nga bata.
           Ikaw, dako na man ka Dong.
Dodong: Ngano tutoy lagi si Tatay nimo Nay.
            Gamay pa diay Tatay Nay..,.
Nanay: Ha..., ha.., ha.., bright gyud ka Dong.
Life is what you make.
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Re: Your naughty joke for the day
« Reply #62 on: April 08, 2010, 12:59:50 AM »
CUSTOMER

A man was carrying 3 babies in a train.
A lady sitting next asked, 'are they your babies?'
Man: 'No, I work in a condom factory and these are customer complaints!'
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Re: Your naughty joke for the day
« Reply #63 on: April 08, 2010, 02:09:03 AM »
A Really Bad Day
There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half of an hour.

Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy,
   and just drinks it all down. The poor man starts crying.
  The truck driver says, "Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy you another drink.
    I just can't stand to see a man cry."

"No, it's not that. This day is the worst of my life. First, I fall asleep, and I go late to my office.
 My boss, outrageous, fires me. When I leave the building, to my car, I found out it was stolen.

The police said that they can do nothing. I get a cab to return home, and when I leave it,
 I remember I left my wallet and credit cards there. The cab driver just drives away."

"I go home, and when I get there, I find my wife in bed with the gardener.
 I leave home, and come to this bar. And just when I was thinking about
    putting an end to my life, you show up and drink my poison."
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Re: Your naughty joke for the day
« Reply #64 on: April 08, 2010, 05:22:07 AM »
A Really Bad Day
There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half of an hour.

Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy,
   and just drinks it all down. The poor man starts crying.
  The truck driver says, "Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy you another drink.
    I just can't stand to see a man cry."

"No, it's not that. This day is the worst of my life. First, I fall asleep, and I go late to my office.
 My boss, outrageous, fires me. When I leave the building, to my car, I found out it was stolen.

The police said that they can do nothing. I get a cab to return home, and when I leave it,
 I remember I left my wallet and credit cards there. The cab driver just drives away."

"I go home, and when I get there, I find my wife in bed with the gardener.
 I leave home, and come to this bar. And just when I was thinking about
    putting an end to my life, you show up and drink my poison."

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Re: Your naughty joke for the day
« Reply #65 on: April 08, 2010, 05:27:20 AM »
Man at 33 quits smoking. Will Power;
At 43, quits drinking. Will Power;
At 53, quits gambling. Will Power;
At 63, quits having sex. Power Failure.
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Re: Your naughty joke for the day
« Reply #66 on: April 09, 2010, 02:08:23 AM »
beyond that, Total Failure na. hahaha
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Re: Your naughty joke for the day
« Reply #67 on: April 09, 2010, 02:39:56 AM »
mosurender na diay
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Re: Your naughty joke for the day
« Reply #68 on: April 09, 2010, 06:30:52 AM »
Unsaon, ubo na man lang ang gahi... ;D
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Re: Your naughty joke for the day
« Reply #69 on: April 09, 2010, 06:36:12 AM »
JUAN: Mao ba ni ang inyong gitawag na "ART"??!! Kamaot!.. Pagkabati!.. Yuckx!..
Ewwwwwww! Painting ba ni???!!



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Re: Your naughty joke for the day
« Reply #70 on: April 09, 2010, 06:41:13 AM »
A naked girl rode on a taxi..... (as in naked gyod..!)

"Bakit? asked the girl at the driver na nakatitig sa katawan nya..
Ngayon ka lang ba nakakita ng hubad?"

Driver: "Hindi po miss, iniisip ko lang kung saan nakatago pamasahe mo, wala ka namang bitibit na walllet..!!"  ;D ;D ;D


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Re: Your naughty joke for the day
« Reply #71 on: April 09, 2010, 06:46:01 AM »
A naked girl rode on a taxi..... (as in naked gyod..!)

"Bakit? asked the girl at the driver na nakatitig sa katawan nya..
Ngayon ka lang ba nakakita ng hubad?"

Driver: "Hindi po miss, iniisip ko lang kung saan nakatago pamasahe mo, wala ka namang bitibit na walllet..!!"  ;D ;D ;D


Gisangit tingali sa dunggan...

Or else, gisuksok sa kuan, he he.

Or else pa jud, ang kuan maoy ibajad! Bwahaha! ;D
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Re: Your naughty joke for the day
« Reply #72 on: April 09, 2010, 10:22:39 PM »
Call center boo-boo:

Tech Support: I need you to right-click on the Open Desktop.
Customer: Ok.
Tech Support: Did you get a pop-up menu?
Customer: No.
Tech Support: Ok. Right click again. Do you see a pop-up menu?
Customer: No.
Tech Support: Ok. Sir can you tell me what you have done up until this point?
Customer: Sure, you told me to write 'click' and I wrote 'click'.
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Re: Your naughty joke for the day
« Reply #73 on: April 10, 2010, 03:53:05 AM »
A naked girl rode on a taxi..... (as in naked gyod..!)

"Bakit? asked the girl at the driver na nakatitig sa katawan nya..
Ngayon ka lang ba nakakita ng hubad?"

Driver: "Hindi po miss, iniisip ko lang kung saan nakatago pamasahe mo, wala ka namang bitibit na walllet..!!"  ;D ;D ;D




tua sa bilbil gisoksok ang bayad....hahahaha
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Re: Your naughty joke for the day
« Reply #74 on: April 10, 2010, 04:45:59 AM »
Caloy: Tay, di ba sabi mo bibigyan mo 'ko ng P100 pag pumasa ako sa Math?
Tatay: Oo. Bakit, pumasa ka ba?
Caloy: Gud news, tay! Di ka na gagastos ng P100.
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Re: Your naughty joke for the day
« Reply #75 on: April 10, 2010, 06:44:07 PM »
Amahan: Questionon ta ka Dong.
Dodong: Segi...., unang question
Amahan: Unsay english sa adlaw
Dodong: Sun
Amahan: Unsay english  nimo Dong nga anak ka nako.
Dodong: Sayona kaayo ana Tay..., Son
Amahan: Tinuod ka Dong?
Dodong: Yes, I am Your son.
Amahan:Unsay english sa balas sa baybayon.
Dodong: Sand, gihapon Pa.
Amahan: Ha..? San ray nahibal-an nimo Dong.
             Undang na gyud sa sunod tuig, kay
             san  ra ang imong nahibal-an.
Dodong: Ha...,ha..., ha..,Your son,walks in the
             sand under the heat of the sun.
Amahan: Ha.., ha.., ha..., naa pay lain ana Dong..,
Life is what you make.
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Re: Your naughty joke for the day
« Reply #76 on: April 11, 2010, 09:21:35 PM »
>Mister: Di ko na kaya problema ko!
>Misis: Hon, problema natin ito, tayo ang magkasama sa buhay, lahat ng problema mo problema ko... ano'ng problema natin?
>Mister: Nabuntis natin si Inday, tayo ang ama!  ;D ;D
>
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Re: Your naughty joke for the day
« Reply #77 on: April 12, 2010, 07:58:33 AM »
>Mister: Di ko na kaya problema ko!
>Misis: Hon, problema natin ito, tayo ang magkasama sa buhay, lahat ng problema mo problema ko... ano'ng problema natin?
>Mister: Nabuntis natin si Inday, tayo ang ama!  ;D ;D


hahahaha..soloha na lang, hon!
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Re: Your naughty joke for the day
« Reply #78 on: April 12, 2010, 09:34:28 AM »
Gisangit tingali sa dunggan...

Or else, gisuksok sa kuan, he he.

Or else pa jud, ang kuan maoy ibajad! Bwahaha! ;D


hehehe.. morag naa sa tulo bay hubs.. i prefer no. 2... kay morag may nagpakambyo nga taxi driver nga ilang gikasugat, mi boluntaryo sija nga daghan daw siya'g sensiyo. morag mibilangkad raman siya'g gamay dayon may gikuot... nakambyohan baya pod.... ;D  di gyod diay ta ka under estimate sa tawo, nga sa atong tan-aw way ikabayad... mas kwartahan pa man diay sa ato.. ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Your naughty joke for the day
« Reply #79 on: April 12, 2010, 10:24:45 PM »
PROBLEMA JUD:
Pasyente: Doc, duna koy problema... kada alas otso sa buntag ta jud ko makalibang.
Doktor: So, unsa may problema ana?
Pasyente: Unsaon man Doc nga tag alas nuwebe naman ko makamata.
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