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bugsay

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Re: Your naughty joke for the day
« Reply #340 on: January 09, 2012, 03:13:47 PM »
giahak nalang jud aning kalakiha.
Boyfriend:  Hon, ako ba talaga ang unang boyfriend mo?

Girlfriend:  Oo, naman, love.  Bakit mo natanong?

Boyfriend:  E, di ka na virgin, eh.

Girlfriend:  Love, ikaw talaga ang unang boyfriend ko-- yung iba, mga customers ko lang!

 

maayo gani kay dunay lista sa customer:
customer#1. Hubag
customer #2. Hubag
customer #3. Hubag
ang #4?.....

ahhhh..humag man nanan!!....

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Re: Your naughty joke for the day
« Reply #341 on: January 24, 2012, 07:38:39 PM »
maayo gani kay dunay lista sa customer:
customer#1. Hubag
customer #2. Hubag
customer #3. Hubag
ang #4?.....

pa balik2x diay si bai hubs,ha,,he,he,he

ahhhh..humag man nanan!!....


Since its blood was not taken into the Holy Place, you should have eaten the goat in the sanctuary area, as I commanded." Leviticus 10:18

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Re: Your naughty joke for the day
« Reply #342 on: January 24, 2012, 08:02:28 PM »
Naay duha ka manag ti ayon nagpangidaron og 80na si lolo,,,si lola 78 anyos napod,,,..
Usa ka gabie ni hangyon si lolo ngadto kang lola,,,

Lolo:(nagkorog ang tingog).......aron sibya,,puedi bang maka sssscore,
Lola: ha? na unsa ka diha karon na hinoon nag takob2x na imong suwang.
Lolo: Unya kay akong jr.sige paman og alas dose,,
Lola: Ngari kono be atong hikapon,,

Og unya ni dool dayon ni dool si lolo.

LOLA; ay tood bitaw sibyo,murag maguwang gyud ka kontra ni jr,
LOLO: unya sige na..

sa dihangni arangkada na si lolo...

LOLO:Unsa gd ni sibya ti adlaw man kaajo,,haknot,,
LOLA:pangita paagi diha..
Lolo:ay sakto magkagod usa kog lobi kay gamit kaayo ang tono,,

Og tood man nahitabo gyud,,ang kagustohan ni lolo..
LOLO:..(tiguwang na kaayog tingog),,,,,,,asos GINOO kong wala pako mag edad pg otsenta di jod ko makatilaw og B nga tinono an,,,,
Since its blood was not taken into the Holy Place, you should have eaten the goat in the sanctuary area, as I commanded." Leviticus 10:18

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Re: Your naughty joke for the day
« Reply #343 on: February 08, 2012, 05:24:01 PM »
maajo kay wa nangita si lolo ug gabi pang subak...
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Re: Your naughty joke for the day
« Reply #344 on: February 08, 2012, 05:28:08 PM »
maayo gani kay dunay lista sa customer:
customer#1. Hubag
customer #2. Hubag
customer #3. Hubag
ang #4?.....

ahhhh..humag man nanan!!....




bwahahahaha! paborito diay to si inday ni hubag?


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Re: Your naughty joke for the day
« Reply #345 on: February 08, 2012, 05:54:22 PM »
maajo kay wa nangita si lolo ug gabi pang subak...

gisubakan pag lob ang,,he,he,he,,perting ubo2x ni lolo pagkahuman nag hukad ang hukaw,,,he,he,he,,
Since its blood was not taken into the Holy Place, you should have eaten the goat in the sanctuary area, as I commanded." Leviticus 10:18

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Re: Your naughty joke for the day
« Reply #346 on: February 08, 2012, 05:54:57 PM »

bwahahahaha! paborito diay to si inday ni hubag?

na lumay siguro,,he,he,he,,
Since its blood was not taken into the Holy Place, you should have eaten the goat in the sanctuary area, as I commanded." Leviticus 10:18

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Re: Your naughty joke for the day
« Reply #347 on: February 11, 2012, 11:03:49 AM »
Di ba sa gikaingon na, magkadugay magkalami? ;D

...than to speak out and remove all doubt." - Abraham Lincoln

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Re: Your naughty joke for the day
« Reply #348 on: February 11, 2012, 04:22:25 PM »
Di ba sa gikaingon na, magkadugay magkalami? ;D



murag sanaw bai,,salin sa fiesta,,nawog2x na,,init2x ton bitaw lami ibahog humay puwa,,nabiss,,,sinaw simod,,
Since its blood was not taken into the Holy Place, you should have eaten the goat in the sanctuary area, as I commanded." Leviticus 10:18

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Re: Your naughty joke for the day
« Reply #349 on: February 04, 2017, 11:22:08 AM »
lami bisan init-initon ;D;D
No other time than now..

 

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