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Re: Your naughty joke for the day
« Reply #140 on: April 30, 2010, 10:29:51 AM »
Maglisod tingali si Ms. MDB paghubo sa ijang chastity belt, Bay Glace. ;D

kaya na niya.  siko gamiton, kamo gyod.
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Re: Your naughty joke for the day
« Reply #141 on: April 30, 2010, 11:50:48 PM »
A camel and an elephant met.
The elephant asked the camel
Why do you have your breasts on your back?
The camel clearly irritated by the outrage of modesty replies.
What a silly question from someone who has dick on his face!
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Re: Your naughty joke for the day
« Reply #142 on: May 01, 2010, 12:07:25 AM »
Maglisod tingali si Ms. MDB paghubo sa ijang chastity belt, Bay Glace. ;D

hahahaha. pwede man tingali ipadagayday na lang nang ihi niya lusot sa mga buho-buho ug kilid-kilid sa iyang chastity belt.
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Re: Your naughty joke for the day
« Reply #143 on: May 01, 2010, 12:12:48 AM »
A camel and an elephant met.
The elephant asked the camel
Why do you have your breasts on your back?
The camel clearly irritated by the outrage of modesty replies.
What a silly question from someone who has dick on his face!


whahahahaha...nakabawos

mura atong silingan nga taas og suwang, nanghinaway sa iyang silingan pod nga opaw.

silingang taas suwang: pre, gikawatan man kono kag 20 thousand gahapon. (iyang pasabot 20T nga buhok)

silingang opaw (nakasabot na diay): mao lagi, pre, ako unta tong ihatag nimo para ipa-opera sa imong suwang.

whahahahaha

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Re: Your naughty joke for the day
« Reply #144 on: May 01, 2010, 12:59:43 AM »
hahaha mao nay giingon nga ayaw jud pag-una una kay wa rabay sukod sa bawos ;D
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Re: Your naughty joke for the day
« Reply #145 on: May 01, 2010, 04:10:48 AM »
  Reklamo sa sweldo

Trabahante: Lenti kang amoha ka! Imo kong gihimo nga tawo2x sa basakan,
                 unya ako suweldo walay saka2x! Kun mamatay ko,
                 kinsa mopakaon sa akong pamilya, ikaw?

Amo: Eninglisa,kay patas-on nako imong suweldo.

Trabahante : Lightning you! Man2x me in the farm,
                  my salary did not climb!
                  If i die who will eat my family, you?
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Re: Your naughty joke for the day
« Reply #146 on: May 03, 2010, 11:53:57 PM »
I tell you, women drivers are a hazard to traffic. Driving to work this morning on Roxas Blvd. I look over to my left and there's this woman in a Honda City doing 80 kph with her face up next to her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner. I look away for a couple of seconds and when I look back she's halfway over in my lane. It scared me so bad that I dropped my electric shaver in my coffee!
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Re: Your naughty joke for the day
« Reply #147 on: May 04, 2010, 04:54:30 AM »
BNC, you and that woman are just at the same category as bad drivers hahahaha
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Re: Your naughty joke for the day
« Reply #148 on: May 10, 2010, 04:36:26 PM »

A man comes home to find his wife packing her bags. "What are you doing?" he asked.

"I'm going to Vegas! I found out that there are men who will pay me $200 to do what I do for you for free!"

The man thought for a moment, and then began packing HIS bags.

"What do you think you are doing?" the wife screamed.

"I'm going to Vegas with you... I want to see how you can live on $400 a year!"

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Re: Your naughty joke for the day
« Reply #149 on: May 11, 2010, 12:50:44 AM »
Anak: Tay, unsaon pag kiss ang gwapa ug ang batig nawong?
Tatay: Basta gwapa gani anak, kissan ang lips dayon komoton ang totoy. Kung bati gani, kissan ang totoy komoton ang nawong.
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Re: Your naughty joke for the day
« Reply #150 on: May 11, 2010, 04:39:38 AM »
MADRE: Father, tugnaw man kaayo ko uy.
PARI: Ako pud sister, gusto nimo buhaton nato ang buhat sa magtiayon?
MADRE: Ok, sigi Padre
PARI: Sige, timplahi ko ug kape para mawala ang tugnaw
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Re: Your naughty joke for the day
« Reply #151 on: May 11, 2010, 04:47:59 AM »

  Bottle  of Merlot


A  man asked a waiter to take a bottle of Merlot to an unusually  attractive woman sitting alone at a table in a cosy little  restaurant.
So the waiter took the Merlot to the woman and said,  'This is from the gentleman who is seated over there,' and indicated  the sender with a nod of his head.

She  stared at the wine coolly for a few seconds, not looking at the man,  then decided to send a reply to him by a note.
The waiter, who  was lingering nearby for a response, took the note from her and  conveyed it to the gentleman. 

The note read:  'For me to accept this bottle, you  need to have a Mercedes in your garage, a million dollars in the  bank and '7' inches in your  pants'.


After  reading the note, the man decided to compose one of his own in return. He folded the note, handed it to the waiter and instructed  him to deliver it to the lady. 

It read: 
'Just  to let you know things aren't always what they appear to be: I have  a Ferrari Maranello, BMW Z8, Mercedes CL600, and a Porsche Turbo in  my several garages; I have beautiful homes in Aspen and Miami , and  a 10,000 acre ranch in Louisiana .. There is over twenty million  dollars in my bank account and portfolio. But, not even for a woman  as beautiful as you, would I cut off three inches. Just send the  wine back.... Tiger. 

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Re: Your naughty joke for the day
« Reply #152 on: May 11, 2010, 09:25:26 PM »
lola nakigsex sa usa ka callboy:

lola: agay dong, hinay-hinaya kay sakit kaayo
callboy: saba diha la, mura sad ko ug virgin diha
lola: hinay-hinaya ba kay ang akong kunot naapil ug kalukot
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Re: Your naughty joke for the day
« Reply #153 on: May 12, 2010, 04:38:31 AM »
MADRE: Father, tugnaw man kaayo ko uy.
PARI: Ako pud sister, gusto nimo buhaton nato ang buhat sa magtiayon?
MADRE: Ok, sigi Padre
PARI: Sige, timplahi ko ug kape para mawala ang tugnaw

hehehehe...padong na unta tang-tangon ni Sis ang iyang kuan....

lola nakigsex sa usa ka callboy:

lola: agay dong, hinay-hinaya kay sakit kaayo
callboy: saba diha la, mura sad ko ug virgin diha
lola: hinay-hinaya ba kay ang akong kunot naapil ug kalukot

nyaahahaha...sige lang lola og malukot basta nakulikot.
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Re: Your naughty joke for the day
« Reply #154 on: May 12, 2010, 04:59:08 AM »
among babaye: hello inday, imo naba gipatotoy si junior?
inday: yes maam, humana nako patotoy si junior.
among babaye: si sir nimo, imo nabang gisokaran aron makakaon?
inday: dili man kuno siya mokaon maam maong ako nalang sad gipatotoy.
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Re: Your naughty joke for the day
« Reply #155 on: May 12, 2010, 06:05:59 AM »
among babaye: hello inday, imo naba gipatotoy si junior?
inday: yes maam, humana nako patotoy si junior.
among babaye: si sir nimo, imo nabang gisokaran aron makakaon?
inday: dili man kuno siya mokaon maam maong ako nalang sad gipatotoy.

Bwahaha! Basin si Inday gipatutoy pud sa iyang Sir. ;D
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Re: Your naughty joke for the day
« Reply #156 on: May 13, 2010, 12:51:48 AM »
titser: pedro, 1+3?
pedro: 4 maam
titser: very good pedro. ikaw juan, 3+1?
juan: mao na diha, kung lisod gani ang question ako dayon ang pangutan-on. pabor pabor man na imoha maam. abseni nalang ko oi.
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Re: Your naughty joke for the day
« Reply #157 on: May 13, 2010, 01:07:31 AM »
lol! kujawa man ni! :P

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Re: Your naughty joke for the day
« Reply #158 on: May 13, 2010, 03:35:24 AM »
Binisita si Erap ng isang Ambassador.

Bisita : Oh Mr. President, where is your wife?

(tamang tama dumaan si Loi sa likudan ni Erap)

Erap : haven't you seen my wife? She just passed away.. :D

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Re: Your naughty joke for the day
« Reply #159 on: May 13, 2010, 03:39:24 AM »
juanre bakit ka tulala?
pedro:asawa ko gabi-gabi ako kinakalabit.
juan:sarap nun! anong problema dun?
pedro:anong masarap dun e limang taon ng patay ang asawa ko! Waaaaaaaaaa :D

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