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Re: Your naughty joke for the day
« Reply #120 on: April 27, 2010, 12:48:19 AM »
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Re: Your naughty joke for the day
« Reply #121 on: April 27, 2010, 01:23:59 AM »
wahahaaha sakspan
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Re: Your naughty joke for the day
« Reply #122 on: April 28, 2010, 07:45:38 AM »
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Re: Your naughty joke for the day
« Reply #123 on: April 28, 2010, 11:29:23 AM »
Dear Cosme,

Anak, nagostohan namen lahat nang mga padala nimu puira lang dun sa Nivea Moisturising Milk.  Nagtae yung mga kapatid mo.  Niks tym kape na lang ipadala.  Nagmamahal.

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Re: Your naughty joke for the day
« Reply #124 on: April 29, 2010, 12:54:06 AM »
Q: Why was the 2 piece bikini invented?
A: To separate the meat section from the dairy section.
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Re: Your naughty joke for the day
« Reply #125 on: April 29, 2010, 04:56:26 AM »
tua pa, kay gipabisaya ni maam. kabalo naman unta siya nga bolok-bolok nis cosme. nakadungog noon siya sa tinood. hehehe.



pila naman katimaan ang naa nimo, dave? hahahahahaha
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Re: Your naughty joke for the day
« Reply #126 on: April 29, 2010, 10:20:56 AM »
Usa ka adlaw niadto sa doktor si Pedro aron magpa-vasectomy:

Doctor: Dili ra ba lalim ang vasectomy, Dro, unsa man, nagsabot na ba mo sa imong asawa?
Pedro: Oo, Dok, sugot siya.
Doctor: Ang inyong mga anak, sugot ba pud?
Pedro: Oo, Dok, 17 ang pabor, 3 ray supak.

Bwahaha! ;D
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Re: Your naughty joke for the day
« Reply #127 on: April 29, 2010, 10:47:13 AM »
Usa ka adlaw niadto sa doktor si Pedro aron magpa-vasectomy:

Doctor: Dili ra ba lalim ang vasectomy, Dro, unsa man, nagsabot na ba mo sa imong asawa?
Pedro: Oo, Dok, sugot siya.
Doctor: Ang inyong mga anak, sugot ba pud?
Pedro: Oo, Dok, 17 ang pabor, 3 ray supak.

Bwahaha! ;D




BAYNTE?? hwahahahhaha!
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Re: Your naughty joke for the day
« Reply #128 on: April 29, 2010, 03:25:19 PM »

BAYNTE?? hwahahahhaha!

Wala pa tingali apilag kwenta ang mga anak sa gawas, bwahaha! ;D

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Re: Your naughty joke for the day
« Reply #129 on: April 29, 2010, 03:31:03 PM »
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laki kun sa left side tan-awon, baye kun sa right side.
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Re: Your naughty joke for the day
« Reply #130 on: April 29, 2010, 03:32:23 PM »
Wala pa tingali apilag kwenta ang mga anak sa gawas, bwahaha! ;D



angay gyod tuod ipa-neuter si tatay ug ipa-spay si nanay. 
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Re: Your naughty joke for the day
« Reply #131 on: April 29, 2010, 03:56:08 PM »
Pedro: Tay, hanggang ngayon,
hindi parin ako makaiskor sa aking asawa…
Tatay: Bakit naman anak?
Pedro: Kasi iyong panty niya may nakasulat…..
“PRIVATE PROPERTY… NO TRESSPASSING”
Tatay: Madali lang yan anak, lagyan mo lang brief mo ng….
” DEMOLITION TEAM, DO NOT DELAY”….
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Re: Your naughty joke for the day
« Reply #132 on: April 29, 2010, 10:08:53 PM »
At the movie house.
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BF: just ignore him dear.
GF: I can't. He's using my hand!
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Re: Your naughty joke for the day
« Reply #133 on: April 30, 2010, 05:29:11 AM »
Pedro: Tay, hanggang ngayon,
hindi parin ako makaiskor sa aking asawa…
Tatay: Bakit naman anak?
Pedro: Kasi iyong panty niya may nakasulat…..
“PRIVATE PROPERTY… NO TRESSPASSING”
Tatay: Madali lang yan anak, lagyan mo lang brief mo ng….
” DEMOLITION TEAM, DO NOT DELAY”….

hahaha bright jud si tatay ;D
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Re: Your naughty joke for the day
« Reply #134 on: April 30, 2010, 08:56:17 AM »
have just finished coloring my nails and OHhhh!

OMG!!! kaihion ko basa pa ako nails!!! hu hu hu! ;D
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Re: Your naughty joke for the day
« Reply #135 on: April 30, 2010, 09:17:16 AM »
Dear Cosme,

Anak, nagostohan namen lahat nang mga padala nimu puira lang dun sa Nivea Moisturising Milk.  Nagtae yung mga kapatid mo.  Niks tym kape na lang ipadala.  Nagmamahal.

Nanay

hahahaha. basin low ang lactose tolerance ninyo inay. hahahaha. may pinadala akong Folgers...huwag nyong uubusin...hahaha.

Q: Why was the 2 piece bikini invented?
A: To separate the meat section from the dairy section.


hahahahahaha...bitaw sad no?

pastilan bai sa una masaghiran lang mangita na og kumbati pero karon bisan ihungit maglisod nang mo ataki

hahahaha. ug makaataki man gani dali ra mo-retreat.
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Re: Your naughty joke for the day
« Reply #136 on: April 30, 2010, 09:25:09 AM »
Usa ka adlaw niadto sa doktor si Pedro aron magpa-vasectomy:

Doctor: Dili ra ba lalim ang vasectomy, Dro, unsa man, nagsabot na ba mo sa imong asawa?
Pedro: Oo, Dok, sugot siya.
Doctor: Ang inyong mga anak, sugot ba pud?
Pedro: Oo, Dok, 17 ang pabor, 3 ray supak.

Bwahaha! ;D


di motahod og Vasectomy nga lagaya. hahahahahah


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Re: Your naughty joke for the day
« Reply #137 on: April 30, 2010, 09:26:30 AM »
have just finished coloring my nails and OHhhh!

OMG!!! kaihion ko basa pa ako nails!!! hu hu hu! ;D

ug ngano diayg basa? anha ba diay gawas sa imong tudlo imong ihi? hahahahahahah
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Re: Your naughty joke for the day
« Reply #138 on: April 30, 2010, 09:46:53 AM »
have just finished coloring my nails and OHhhh!

OMG!!! kaihion ko basa pa ako nails!!! hu hu hu! ;D

ug ngano diayg basa? anha ba diay gawas sa imong tudlo imong ihi? hahahahahahah

Maglisod tingali si Ms. MDB paghubo sa ijang chastity belt, Bay Glace. ;D
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Re: Your naughty joke for the day
« Reply #139 on: April 30, 2010, 10:28:45 AM »
Q: Why was the 2 piece bikini invented?
A: To separate the meat section from the dairy section.


aha!  kahibawo na diay ko nga ang dairy section naa sa ubos kay ang meat section sa taas gisigihan mag padako ni vicky belo.
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