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Mulligan

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Your naughty joke for the day
« on: November 19, 2009, 10:39:04 AM »


A man bumps into a woman in a hotel lobby and as he does,
his elbow goes into her breast.  They are both quite startled.

The man turns to her and says, 'Ma'am, if your heart is as soft as your breast,
I know you'll forgive me.'

She replies,  'If your penis is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 221.'


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Re: Your naughty joke for the day
« Reply #1 on: November 19, 2009, 10:48:27 AM »
wwaahhhhh
a marriage can never be perfect.. but the love can be!

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Re: Your naughty joke for the day
« Reply #2 on: November 19, 2009, 11:38:04 PM »
toinks hahaha
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Re: Your naughty joke for the day
« Reply #3 on: November 20, 2009, 01:09:05 AM »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D


Nanay: Bobo ka talaga! 1 to 10 lang di mo kayang bilangin?
Anak: Mas bobo si tatay nay, kasi narinig ko minsan sabi, 'Tama na
inday, hanggang tatlo lang kaya ko.'


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Re: Your naughty joke for the day
« Reply #4 on: November 20, 2009, 08:30:46 AM »
Bwahehehe ... Ang nagkuha ani nga pix murag mao neng starring ane nga joke nga Oh My God.  Joke  ;D

HaPpy  WeEkEnD EvErYoNe !


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Oh My God
 
An old man on the beach said to a beautiful girl in a bikini, "I want to feel your breasts!"
"Get away from me, you crazy old man!" she replied.

"I want to feel your breasts, I will give you twenty dollars," he said.

"Twenty dollars, are you nuts!? Get away from me!"

"I want to feel your breasts, I will give you $100!" he stated.

"NO! Get away from me!"

"$200", he offered.

She paused to think about it, but then comes to her senses and said, "I said NO!"

"$500 if you let me feel your breasts," he claimed. She thought, well he is old, and he seems harmless enough ... and $500 IS a lot of money ... "Well, OK ... but only for a minute."

She loosened her bikini top and while both are standing there on the beach, he slid his hands underneath and began to feel. Then he started saying, "OH MY GOD ... OH MY GOD ... OH MY GOD ..." while he was caressing them.

Out of curiosity, she asked him, "Why do you keep saying, 'Oh my God, oh my God'?"

While continuing to feel her breasts he answered, "OH MY GOD ... OH MY GOD ... OH MY GOD ... OH MY GOD, where am I going to get $500?"

 
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Re: Your naughty joke for the day
« Reply #5 on: November 20, 2009, 10:09:48 AM »
hahahahaha nakausa diay si manoy.
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Re: Your naughty joke for the day
« Reply #6 on: November 20, 2009, 01:11:45 PM »
mao na ayaw jud malingla sa kwarta!
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Re: Your naughty joke for the day
« Reply #7 on: November 20, 2009, 04:21:02 PM »
hahaha very funny jokes
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Re: Your naughty joke for the day
« Reply #8 on: December 07, 2009, 02:06:59 PM »

Cheese Curls
--Gary Lising joke.

Pasyente............ :  Dok, bakit tuwing manono-od  ako  nang  bold  movies,  maging kulay yellow ang ari ko ?

Doktor...............  :  Pare, sa susunod na manono-od ka nang bold, huwag ka nalang kuma-in ng cheese curls para hindi kulay yellow ang titi mo. 


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Re: Your naughty joke for the day
« Reply #9 on: December 07, 2009, 02:22:21 PM »
bwahahahaha ;D

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Re: Your naughty joke for the day
« Reply #10 on: December 07, 2009, 02:27:43 PM »

Bai Nath, nakita ra jud ka sa TB.   :)

bwahahahaha ;D
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Re: Your naughty joke for the day
« Reply #11 on: December 07, 2009, 02:31:11 PM »
Bai Nath, nakita ra jud ka sa TB.   :)

Bai Nath, nakita ra jud ka sa TB.   :)


dili tu ako....cousin nako tu...hehehehe....anyways thanks....btw wats ur handicapp bai bedo?

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Re: Your naughty joke for the day
« Reply #12 on: December 07, 2009, 02:33:12 PM »

Haha.  Ako handicap ako mises.  Hehe.   

Bitaw,  class A (sa raffles) ko na player. 

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dili tu ako....cousin nako tu...hehehehe....anyways thanks....btw wats ur handicapp bai bedo?
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Re: Your naughty joke for the day
« Reply #13 on: December 07, 2009, 02:40:29 PM »
Haha.  Ako handicap ako mises.  Hehe.   


same hir...disturbo ang mga wifey >:( ;D.... hope to play with you in the future.... maka lugar ka diri lets play a round

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Re: Your naughty joke for the day
« Reply #14 on: December 07, 2009, 03:31:54 PM »
Gikan ang magtiayon sa grocery.
Bana: Ayaw lagi magkarga kay bug-at kanang mga grocery items . BAsin ug nakuhaan ka  darling.
Asawa: SAba diha darling............, . Wa man gani ko makuhai nga matag gabii imo kong gipatungan, 75 kilos man diay   ka.
Bana: ha..ha...ha....ha.
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Re: Your naughty joke for the day
« Reply #15 on: December 07, 2009, 03:51:38 PM »

Hehehe. 

Gikan ang magtiayon sa grocery.
Bana: Ayaw lagi magkarga kay bug-at kanang mga grocery items . BAsin ug nakuhaan ka  darling.
Asawa: SAba diha darling............, . Wa man gani ko makuhai nga matag gabii imo kong gipatungan, 75 kilos man diay   ka.
Bana: ha..ha...ha....ha.
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Re: Your naughty joke for the day
« Reply #16 on: December 09, 2009, 01:29:23 PM »
Usa ka kuatro anyos na bata gusto mangihi.  Usually gapagunitan iya tin-tin basta mangihi.

Bata..........:  Yaya, tawga si Lola gusto ko mangihi.

Yaya.........:   Ha ?  Ako diay !

Bata..........:   Ganahan ko ni Lola kay kusog mokurog iya kamot.  


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Re: Your naughty joke for the day
« Reply #17 on: December 11, 2009, 09:17:26 AM »
Pagkahuman ug kaon sa balay sa iyang komare.
"Mare, asa man inyong tootpick"
"Dia ra Mare".
Mitutok sa Mare sa sudlanan sa tootpick.
Ug unya miingon," uy mare mao man  lang gihapon  ang kadaghan sa imong
tootpick pag-anhi nako niadtong miaging semama."
" Mo lang gihapon  MAre, kay.., kay  amo ra mang iuli sa sudlanan inig human
namo ug panghingiki."
" Ha..,ha.,ha.., daginutan diay ka kaajo Mare.
Life is what you make.
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Re: Your naughty joke for the day
« Reply #18 on: December 11, 2009, 02:29:46 PM »
HAHAHAHAHAHHHHAHAHA!!!!!!!!butangi!

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Re: Your naughty joke for the day
« Reply #19 on: March 20, 2010, 10:28:27 AM »
Magbinugoy na pud ...


One evening a man was at home watching TV and eating peanuts. He'd toss them in the air, and then catch them in his mouth In the middle of catching one, his wife asked him a question and as he turned to answer her, a peanut fell in his ear.

He tried and tried to dig it out but succeeded in only pushing it in deeper. He called his wife for assistance, and after hours of trying they became worried and decided to go to the hospital.

As they were ready to go out the door, their daughter came home with her date. After being informed of the problem, their daughter's date said he could get the peanut out.. The young man told the father to sit down, then proceeded to shove two fingers up the father's nose and told him to blow hard.

When the father blew, the peanut flew out of his ear. The mother and daughter jumped and yelled for joy. The young man Insisted that it was nothing. Once he was gone, the mother turned to the father and said, 'That's so Wonderful! Isn't he smart?

Do you think he's going to be a doctor when he grows older?' 
 
The father replied, 'From the smell of his fingers, he's going to be our son-in-law.'
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