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Vets have a rare kind of humor
« on: August 24, 2017, 02:19:21 PM »

20 Hilarious Vet Signs That Will Have You Howling With Laughter

Amanda Black | Aug 18, 2017

No one likes going to the doctor’s office. But if dogs and cats could speak, they’d probably say that’s a huge understatement.

All things considered, though, the veterinarian’s office is a wonderful place — they get endless treats (while someone sticks a thermometer in unspeakable places), tons of belly rubs (as someone pokes and prods them), and meet other cool animals (that they’re not actually allowed to play with). Okay, so it’s not a magical wonderland, but for us humans, the vet’s office is great. Especially when it has a hilarious sign like one of these outside.
Republic Act 8485 (Animal Welfare Act of 1998, Philippines), as amended and strengthened by House  Bill 6893 of 2013--- violation means a maximum of P250,000 fine with a corresponding three-year jail term and a minimum of P30,000 fine and six months imprisonment


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Re: Vets have a rare kind of humor
« Reply #1 on: August 24, 2017, 02:22:39 PM »

1. Straight outta the vet.
 
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Re: Vets have a rare kind of humor
« Reply #2 on: August 24, 2017, 02:25:08 PM »

2. Who needs dad jokes when you have vet puns?

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Re: Vets have a rare kind of humor
« Reply #3 on: August 24, 2017, 02:38:03 PM »

3. Or, really any kind of dog…

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Re: Vets have a rare kind of humor
« Reply #4 on: August 24, 2017, 02:43:12 PM »

4. And their name was Barkenstein.


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Re: Vets have a rare kind of humor
« Reply #5 on: August 24, 2017, 02:45:17 PM »

5. The best vet policy.

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Re: Vets have a rare kind of humor
« Reply #6 on: August 24, 2017, 02:46:53 PM »

6. “I say whippet. Whippet good!”

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Re: Vets have a rare kind of humor
« Reply #7 on: August 24, 2017, 02:48:17 PM »

7. They’re purrfectly feline to us.

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Re: Vets have a rare kind of humor
« Reply #8 on: August 24, 2017, 03:33:52 PM »

8. It takes a second to hear it, but it’s so good.

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Re: Vets have a rare kind of humor
« Reply #9 on: August 24, 2017, 03:35:27 PM »

9. Said every dog ever.

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Re: Vets have a rare kind of humor
« Reply #10 on: August 24, 2017, 03:37:02 PM »

10. Simple, easy to understand, we give you a 8/10.


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Re: Vets have a rare kind of humor
« Reply #11 on: August 24, 2017, 03:40:57 PM »

11. Catnip abuse is a serious issue, friends.

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Re: Vets have a rare kind of humor
« Reply #12 on: August 24, 2017, 05:34:06 PM »

12. “When a dog walks in with an itty-bitty face…”

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Re: Vets have a rare kind of humor
« Reply #13 on: August 24, 2017, 05:36:53 PM »

13. Ain’t that the truth.



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Re: Vets have a rare kind of humor
« Reply #14 on: August 24, 2017, 11:18:12 PM »

14. This is every day at my house.

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Re: Vets have a rare kind of humor
« Reply #15 on: August 25, 2017, 02:59:32 AM »

15. This might make you roll your eyes, but only after you giggled.

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Re: Vets have a rare kind of humor
« Reply #16 on: August 25, 2017, 03:04:17 AM »

16. Or a one-second dog, for that matter.

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Re: Vets have a rare kind of humor
« Reply #17 on: August 25, 2017, 03:06:46 AM »

17. Hey, that’s discrimination against humans!

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Re: Vets have a rare kind of humor
« Reply #18 on: August 25, 2017, 03:08:06 AM »

18. Valid point.

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Re: Vets have a rare kind of humor
« Reply #19 on: August 25, 2017, 03:09:50 AM »

19. I really hope they do the dance, too.

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