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The World’s Funniest Joke
« on: May 03, 2013, 04:29:32 PM »


The world’s funniest joke is a term used by Richard Wiseman of the University of Hertfordshire. In 2002, Wiseman constructed an experiment named LaughLab, in which he used a website to rate jokes. The purpose of the research was to discover the joke that had the widest appeal among different cultures, demographics and countries.

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Re: The World’s Funniest Joke
« Reply #1 on: May 03, 2013, 04:31:54 PM »
The winning joke was submitted by Gurpal Gosall of Manchester.

Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn’t seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, “My friend is dead! What can I do?” The operator says “Calm down. I can help. First, let’s make sure he’s dead.” There is a silence, and then a shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says “OK, now what?”

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Re: The World’s Funniest Joke
« Reply #2 on: May 03, 2013, 04:34:17 PM »
The second place winner...

Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson were going camping. They pitched their tent under the stars and went to sleep. Sometime in the middle of the night Holmes woke Watson up and said, “Watson, look up at the stars, and tell me what you see.” Watson replied, “I see millions and millions of stars.” Holmes said, “And what do you deduce from that?” Watson replied, “Well, if there are millions of stars, and if even a few of those have planets, it’s quite likely there are some planets like earth out there. And if there are a few planets like earth out there, there might also be life.” And Holmes said, “Watson, you idiot, it means that somebody stole our tent.”

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Re: The World’s Funniest Joke
« Reply #3 on: May 03, 2013, 04:35:57 PM »
The top choice in the UK is interesting.

A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says, “That’s the ugliest baby that I’ve ever seen. Ugh!” The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, “The driver just insulted me!” The man says, “You go right up there and tell him off, go ahead, I’ll hold your monkey for you.”

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Re: The World’s Funniest Joke
« Reply #4 on: May 03, 2013, 04:37:18 PM »
The highest rated computer-generated joke was:

What kind of murderer has moral fiber? A cereal killer.

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