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Smart Student Answers
« on: October 02, 2016, 04:32:16 PM »

She Was Asked Why She Drinks After Checking Her Student’s Test Papers, So She Showed Them Their Answers.



Why Teachers Drink…

The following questions were set in last year’s GCSE examination. These are genuine answers from 16 year olds…


Q. What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty

A. He says goodbye to his boyhood and looks forward to his adultery. (So true)

Q. How is dew formed.

A. The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire.
Republic Act 8485 (Animal Welfare Act of 1998, Philippines), as amended and strengthened by House  Bill 6893 of 2013--- violation means a maximum of P250,000 fine with a corresponding three-year jail term and a minimum of P30,000 fine and six months imprisonment


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Re: Smart Student Answers
« Reply #1 on: October 02, 2016, 04:55:12 PM »



Q. What guarantees may a mortgage company insist on.

A. If you are buying a house they will insist that you are well endowed.

Q. In a democratic society, how important are elections

A Very important. Sex can only happen when a male gets an election.

Q. What are steroids

A. Things for keeping carpets still on the stairs.
Republic Act 8485 (Animal Welfare Act of 1998, Philippines), as amended and strengthened by House  Bill 6893 of 2013--- violation means a maximum of P250,000 fine with a corresponding three-year jail term and a minimum of P30,000 fine and six months imprisonment

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Re: Smart Student Answers
« Reply #2 on: October 02, 2016, 04:56:20 PM »



Q. What happens to your body as you age

A. When you get old, so do your bowels and you get intercontinental.
Republic Act 8485 (Animal Welfare Act of 1998, Philippines), as amended and strengthened by House  Bill 6893 of 2013--- violation means a maximum of P250,000 fine with a corresponding three-year jail term and a minimum of P30,000 fine and six months imprisonment

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Re: Smart Student Answers
« Reply #3 on: October 02, 2016, 04:57:17 PM »



Q. Name the four seasons

A. Salt,pepper, mustard and vinegar.

Q. Name a major disease associated with cigarettes.

A. Premature death.

Q. What is artificial insemination

A. When the farmer does it to the bull instead of the cow.

Q. How can you delay milk turning sour

A. Keep it in the cow. (Simple, but brilliant)

Q. What is the fibula?

A. A small lie.
Republic Act 8485 (Animal Welfare Act of 1998, Philippines), as amended and strengthened by House  Bill 6893 of 2013--- violation means a maximum of P250,000 fine with a corresponding three-year jail term and a minimum of P30,000 fine and six months imprisonment

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Re: Smart Student Answers
« Reply #4 on: October 02, 2016, 04:58:19 PM »



Q. How are the main 20 parts of the body categorized (e.g. The abdomen)

A. The body is consisted into 3 parts – the brainium, the borax and the abdominal cavity. The brainium contains the brain,the borax contains the heart and lungs and the abdominal cavity contains the five bowels: A,E,I,O,U (wtf!)
Republic Act 8485 (Animal Welfare Act of 1998, Philippines), as amended and strengthened by House  Bill 6893 of 2013--- violation means a maximum of P250,000 fine with a corresponding three-year jail term and a minimum of P30,000 fine and six months imprisonment

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« Reply #5 on: October 02, 2016, 05:00:46 PM »



Q. What does ‘varicose’ mean?

A. Nearby.

Q. What is the most common form of birth control

A. Most people prevent contraception by wearing a condominium. (That would work)

Q. Give the meaning of the term ‘Caesarean section’

A. The caesarean section is a district in Rome.

Q. What is a seizure?

A. A Roman Emperor. (Julius Seizure, I came, I saw, I had a fit)

Q. What is a terminal illness

A. When you are sick at the airport. (Irrefutable)
Republic Act 8485 (Animal Welfare Act of 1998, Philippines), as amended and strengthened by House  Bill 6893 of 2013--- violation means a maximum of P250,000 fine with a corresponding three-year jail term and a minimum of P30,000 fine and six months imprisonment

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« Reply #6 on: October 02, 2016, 05:02:17 PM »



Q. What does the word ‘benign’ mean?

A. Benign is what you will be after you be eight. (Brilliant)

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Republic Act 8485 (Animal Welfare Act of 1998, Philippines), as amended and strengthened by House  Bill 6893 of 2013--- violation means a maximum of P250,000 fine with a corresponding three-year jail term and a minimum of P30,000 fine and six months imprisonment

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Re: Smart Student Answers
« Reply #7 on: October 03, 2016, 09:44:42 AM »



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