Janet Lim Napoles together with Ombudsman Conchita Carpio-Morales during yesterday’s Inter-Agency Anti-Graft Coordinating Council (IAAGCC) news conference.
“Another way to determine if it’s the real De Lima or not is by pinching both her cheeks simultaneously as hard as you can,†advised the doctor. “If the skin sags, that is definitely Napoles, but if you hear a loud shriek, then you’re definitely in trouble.â€
“Napoles would also appear in public telling everyone that the NBI believes that she’s still in the country but they’re hiding,†added Dr. Pollux. “What they don’t realize is that she’s really hiding in plain sight.â€
Her endgame, according to the doctor, is to kidnap the real Justice Secretary, and changing her face to look like Napoles, and claiming the P10M reward for herself.
note: these satirical news excerpts are from the website with the blurb "News that won’t make you depressed to read the news." for the complete news item, here's the link:
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