ayaw na ana bi. wa na tay unggoyay bi. as you may know, naay mga sensitive intawon ug mga sensibilities nato dinhi.
di man god tanan parehag kasingkasing ug mga engineers, por ehemplo sama ni vots ug piks o ni bugs ug bolbs nga mohisgot na gani dinhi ug brad pitt, kahibawo sila nga sila nay gipasabot. no, life is not that way.
so this little request, lord hubag. kung pwede lang sana, expunge the word unggoy from your vocabulary. let it be auto-corrected. translate it to latin if you must. aron way hasol because, kun magkalisod, dalawang kuto ka lang. just do it.
your bff,
islander aka angelina jolie aka macaca fascicularis
Dear CJ Islander,
Thank you for your concern. Please rest assured that your heartfelt advice is well-taken. You will not find me, in thunder or in rain, using this word, be it in endearment or otherwise. Not even with an M-16 pointed at me, forcing me to say this vile appellation, no.
With all my best wishes, swinging blithely I remain,
Yours faithfully,
Botoy
P.S. All this just made me realize, wistfully, that I should not have given up my seminary studies. Who knows, I could have become a primate by now.
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