Author Topic: Ilonggo Jokes  (Read 3188 times)

Lorenzo

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Ilonggo Jokes
« on: April 05, 2011, 01:27:57 AM »
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  • Babaye: doc, pacheck-up.
    Doc: Sige ubaha na panty kag bra mo 'day tapos higda ka, 'day.
    Babaye: Indi ko 'ya ang magpacheck-up, ari 'ya ang lola ko.
    Doc: Sige 'nay, ginhawa ka na lang sang madalum.


     ;D


    Lorenzo

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    Re: Ilonggo Jokes
    « Reply #1 on: April 05, 2011, 01:31:24 AM »
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  • Pare1: Pre, daw dalum gid ang ginapaminsar mo haw?
    Pare2: Nagdamgo ako bal-an kagab-i, Pre. Upod ko ang 50 ka-contestants sang Ms. Universe
    Pare1: Swerte mo eh! Ti...ano ang problema mo?
    Pare2: Pre, ako ang nagdaug sa Ms. Universe!


     :P


    Lorenzo

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    Re: Ilonggo Jokes
    « Reply #2 on: April 05, 2011, 01:32:53 AM »
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  • Ano nga prutas ang pwede mo ikumparar sa ano.....sang babaye?

    Ans:
    DURIAN - smells like HELL but tastes like HEAVEN.


     :-X

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    Re: Ilonggo Jokes
    « Reply #3 on: April 05, 2011, 01:37:19 AM »
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  • Helper: Padre nag text ang amo ko sa US nga pamisahan daw
    Ang ido nya nga napatay.
    Pari: Toto, tawo lang ang ginamisahan, indi pwede ang ido.
    Bu-ang cguro tong amo mo.
    Helper: Na! So anhon ta na lang gali ning ginpadala nya nga
    $10,000 para sa misa hay?
    Pari: Aw ah! Wala ka man nagsiling dayon nga katoliko gali
    Nang ido nya. Abi dal-a dire…......


     ;D   :P

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    Re: Ilonggo Jokes
    « Reply #4 on: April 05, 2011, 01:44:55 AM »
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  • Pasyente: dok kung magkaon ko humay, pamus-on ko humay
    magkaon ko adobo, pamus-on ko adobo; anong himuon ko doc para pamus-on ko tae?
    doktor: kaun ka tae...


     :-X

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    Re: Ilonggo Jokes
    « Reply #5 on: April 05, 2011, 01:48:49 AM »
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  • Sugbuanon Kag Ilonggo


    bisaya: to! kung muadto kug manila sa papak lang ko sa eroplano
    musakay,,,
    ilonggo: yota eh!
    bisaya: wala diay ka kita nako ganina??
    ilonggo: nano pagkakita ko sa imo nga gasakay sa pakpak sang eroplano kay gasakwat ko ka buldosir!


     ;D

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    Re: Ilonggo Jokes
    « Reply #6 on: April 06, 2011, 05:13:46 AM »
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  • i shared the last joke with my gf. she laughed but pinched me really hard  :-X

     

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