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Ilonggo Jokes
« on: April 05, 2011, 01:27:57 AM »
Babaye: doc, pacheck-up.
Doc: Sige ubaha na panty kag bra mo 'day tapos higda ka, 'day.
Babaye: Indi ko 'ya ang magpacheck-up, ari 'ya ang lola ko.
Doc: Sige 'nay, ginhawa ka na lang sang madalum.


 ;D

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Re: Ilonggo Jokes
« Reply #1 on: April 05, 2011, 01:31:24 AM »
Pare1: Pre, daw dalum gid ang ginapaminsar mo haw?
Pare2: Nagdamgo ako bal-an kagab-i, Pre. Upod ko ang 50 ka-contestants sang Ms. Universe
Pare1: Swerte mo eh! Ti...ano ang problema mo?
Pare2: Pre, ako ang nagdaug sa Ms. Universe!


 :P

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Re: Ilonggo Jokes
« Reply #2 on: April 05, 2011, 01:32:53 AM »
Ano nga prutas ang pwede mo ikumparar sa ano.....sang babaye?

Ans:
DURIAN - smells like HELL but tastes like HEAVEN.


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Re: Ilonggo Jokes
« Reply #3 on: April 05, 2011, 01:37:19 AM »
Helper: Padre nag text ang amo ko sa US nga pamisahan daw
Ang ido nya nga napatay.
Pari: Toto, tawo lang ang ginamisahan, indi pwede ang ido.
Bu-ang cguro tong amo mo.
Helper: Na! So anhon ta na lang gali ning ginpadala nya nga
$10,000 para sa misa hay?
Pari: Aw ah! Wala ka man nagsiling dayon nga katoliko gali
Nang ido nya. Abi dal-a dire…......


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Re: Ilonggo Jokes
« Reply #4 on: April 05, 2011, 01:44:55 AM »
Pasyente: dok kung magkaon ko humay, pamus-on ko humay
magkaon ko adobo, pamus-on ko adobo; anong himuon ko doc para pamus-on ko tae?
doktor: kaun ka tae...


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Re: Ilonggo Jokes
« Reply #4 on: April 05, 2011, 01:44:55 AM »

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Re: Ilonggo Jokes
« Reply #5 on: April 05, 2011, 01:48:49 AM »
Sugbuanon Kag Ilonggo


bisaya: to! kung muadto kug manila sa papak lang ko sa eroplano
musakay,,,
ilonggo: yota eh!
bisaya: wala diay ka kita nako ganina??
ilonggo: nano pagkakita ko sa imo nga gasakay sa pakpak sang eroplano kay gasakwat ko ka buldosir!


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Re: Ilonggo Jokes
« Reply #6 on: April 06, 2011, 05:13:46 AM »
i shared the last joke with my gf. she laughed but pinched me really hard  :-X

 


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