If you messed up your life, you could
press "Ctl, Alt, Delete " and start all over.
To improve your appearance, just adjust
the display settings.
If life got too noisy, you could just
turn off the speakers.
To get even with neighbors, you'd turn
up the Sound Blaster.
To get your daily exercise, just click
on "Run".
If you needed a break from life, just
click on "Suspend", then when you're
ready to continue life you'd hit "any key".
To add/remove someone from your life,
click on Settings and Control Panel.
If you misplaced your car keys, you'd
click on "Find".
"Help" with the chores would be just a
click away.
Auto insurance wouldn't be necessary.
You would simply use your retrieval
diskette to recover from a crash.
In the mood for a pizza? Just click
"Send Now" and a hot pizza would soon be
on its way.
If you had a terribly bad love story,
you'd just have to reformat your HDD to
delete permanently each and every sad
moments that had existed in your life
and start a new beginning as a new
individual...
Bow...
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