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If God Had Voice Mail
« on: April 01, 2008, 04:17:56 PM »

Thank you for calling heaven.

I am sorry, all of our angels and saints
are busy helping other sinners right
now. However, your prayer is important
to us and we will answer it in the order
it was received. Please stay on the line.

If you would like to speak to:
God, press 1.
Jesus, press 2.
The Holy Spirit, press 3.
If you would like to hear King David
sing a Psalm while you are holding, press 4.

To find a loved one who has been
assigned to Heaven, press 5, then enter
his or her social security number
followed by the pound sign. (If you get
a negative response, please hang up and
try area code 666.)For reservations in
heaven, please enter J-O-H-N 3:16

For answers to nagging questions about
dinosaurs, the age of the earth, life on
other planets, and where Noah's Ark is,
please wait until you arrive.

If you are calling after hours and need
emergency assistance, please contact
your local priest.


from....www.beliefnet.com

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Believe... Have FAITH...

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