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How the Internet Began?
« on: June 15, 2007, 04:59:52 AM »
How the Internet Began?

In ancient Israel, it came to pass that
a trader by the name of Abraham Com did
take unto himself a young wife by the
name of Dot. And Dot Com was a comely
woman, broad of shoulder and long of
leg. Indeed, she had been called Amazon
Dot Com.

She said unto Abraham, her husband, "Why
doth thou travel far from town to town
with they goods when thou can trade
without ever leaving thy tent?"

And Abraham did look at her as though
she were several saddle bags short of a
camel load, but simply said, "How, Dear?"

And Dot replied, "I will place drums in
all the towns and drums in between to
send messages saying what you have for
sale and they will reply telling you
which hath the best price. And the sale
can be made on the drums and delivery
made by Uriah's Pony Stable (UPS)."

Abraham thought long and decided he
would let Dot have her way with the
drums. The drums rang out and were an
immediate success. Abraham sold all the
goods he had at the top price, without
ever moving from his tent.

But this success did arouse envy. A man
named Maccabia did secret himself inside
Abraham's drum and was accused of
insider trading. And the young men did
take to Dot Com's trading as doth the
greedy horsefly take to camel dung. They
were called Nomadic Ecclesiastical Rich
Dominican Siderites, or NERDS for short.

And lo, the land was so feverish with
joy at the new riches and the deafening
sound of drums that no one noticed that
the real riches were going to the drum
maker, one Brother William of Gates, who
bought up every drum company in the
land. And indeed did insist on making
drums that would work only with Brother
Gates' drumheads and drumsticks.

Dot did say, "Oh, Abraham, what we have
started is being taken over by others."

And as Abraham looked out over the Bay
of Ezekiel, or as it came to be known
"ebay" he said, "We need a name that
reflects what we are," and Dot replied,
"Young Ambitious Hebrew Owner Operators."

"YAHOO", said Abraham.

And that is how it all began.

It wasn't Al Gore after all.

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Re: How the Internet Began?
« Reply #1 on: April 05, 2008, 10:42:08 AM »
toinks! biblical explanation sa origin sa internet?! whew! hahaha;D

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