Author Topic: Funny Text Messages part 2 (Read 1616 times)

jorgeanna · « **on:** December 05, 2009, 11:53:01 PM »

Reporter: How does it feel to become a millionaire?
Millionaire: Sad, because I am not a billionaire.

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jorgeanna · « **Reply #1 on:** December 05, 2009, 11:53:26 PM »

While walking down the street, I heard an old man say "I've been in love with the same woman for almost 50 years now." I was touched until I heard him say "I wish she knew."

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jorgeanna · « **Reply #2 on:** December 05, 2009, 11:53:51 PM »

Bakit exciting ang text? 1. Kasi pwedeng magpacute and pangit. 2. Pwedeng single ang married 3. Sa text bida ang sinungaling 4. Sa text bistado ang kuripot.

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jorgeanna · « **Reply #3 on:** December 05, 2009, 11:54:33 PM »

If you are alone, I'll be your shadow. If you want to cry, I'll be your shoulder. If you want a hug, I'll be your pillow. If you need to be happy, I'll be your smile. If you need money, wait for your salary.

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jorgeanna · « **Reply #4 on:** December 05, 2009, 11:56:59 PM »

A husband coming home from a confession and lifts his wife and carries her on his shoulder. Wife: Did the priest tell you to be so romantic like this? Husband: No, he told me to carry my cross.

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