Author Topic: DIVORCE Vs. MURDER (Read 4544 times)

C2H4 · « **on:** November 25, 2007, 01:45:12 AM »

A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, walked up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, "I would like to buy some cyanide."
The pharmacist asked, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?"
The lady replied, "I need it to poison my husband."
The pharmacist's eyes got big and he exclaimed, "Lord have mercy! I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband.
That's against the law! I'll lose my license! They'll throw both of us in jail! All kinds of bad things will happen. Absolutely
not!
You CANNOT have any cyanide!"
The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife.
The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, "Well now, that's different. You didn't tell me you had a prescription!"

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grazie7y · « **Reply #1 on:** November 25, 2007, 05:21:28 AM »

hahahahhaha Divorce nlang oi aron di pa sila pa priso!

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Bambi · « **Reply #2 on:** November 25, 2007, 08:18:07 AM »

The best solution to the problem......"women's liberation movement".....take another and a better man!

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orChids · « **Reply #3 on:** November 25, 2007, 08:21:36 AM »

Sunugon na lang sila nako oy......

Bitaw..divorce na lang kay makasala ta ug samot....

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C2H4 · « **Reply #4 on:** November 25, 2007, 08:31:15 AM »

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ms da binsi · « **Reply #5 on:** November 26, 2007, 11:26:54 AM »

himuot ko kay ang juwa pa gyud sa pharma ang gi kulokadidang sa ijang banana!!!

sus thiodan nalang ipa hatag...

simbako...

divorce nalang oi...

pero kana rabang people concern lami raba na nila ipatay gyud as in...

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grazie7y · « **Reply #6 on:** November 26, 2007, 11:33:07 AM »

gaka overwhelm man gud ubang people the thought that they were being betrayed mao na gakalimtan sahay sa uban na naay mga anak involved hasta lang pa murder! Divorce and be done with it and move on with life. (Kasayon ra pod siguro nko mo sulti noh kay wala man ko ka experience ing ana and I know I would never experience that ever with my husband.)

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mawjood · « **Reply #7 on:** November 26, 2007, 02:36:00 PM »

gaka overwhelm man gud ubang people the thought that they were being betrayed mao na gakalimtan sahay sa uban na naay mga anak involved hasta lang pa murder! Divorce and be done with it and move on with life. (Kasayon ra pod siguro nko mo sulti noh kay wala man ko ka experience ing ana and I know I would never experience that ever with my husband.)

Ingon ang mga asawa nga naka experience na ug pangaliwa sa bana, dili sila makatoo nga mabuhat sa ilang mga bana kaya huwag mag paka sigurado, have some second thoughts sometimes because anything can happen and most of all pray nga ipahilayo sila sa tukso.

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grazie7y · « **Reply #8 on:** November 26, 2007, 04:10:29 PM »

Ingon ang mga asawa nga naka experience na ug pangaliwa sa bana, dili sila makatoo nga mabuhat sa ilang mga bana kaya huwag mag paka sigurado, have some second thoughts sometimes because anything can happen and most of all pray nga ipahilayo sila sa tukso.

Yes, mawjood, I am aware of that na dili ta magsalita ug patapos but if there's one thing I am so sure of, kana sure ko sa akong gisulti! Pero korek ka walay kumo sa pag ampo na ipalayo ta sa temptation.

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C2H4 · « **Reply #9 on:** November 27, 2007, 02:17:35 PM »

Sus kita jud ang alkanse kung atong patyon atong mga banana kay nag cheat sila...

kita pa ang giluiban, kita pa ang ma priso...

nGeKs!

alkanse jud!

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grazie7y · « **Reply #10 on:** November 27, 2007, 02:19:15 PM »

Korek oi! Mao nay ginatawag, Ms. C2, double jeopardy!

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Happy · « **Reply #11 on:** December 28, 2007, 05:04:25 AM »

Oi, nag exchange partner nalang unta sila

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C2H4 · « **Reply #12 on:** December 28, 2007, 11:34:17 AM »

hehehe

mura diay ug Pasko kay

ga exchanging gifts

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Moyhua · « **Reply #13 on:** December 28, 2007, 12:26:38 PM »

Dli jud pod lamin kung biktima sa mga paglu-ib...maka huna huna jud og dautan....dli lng patyon....putlan lng sa kalipay...dha jud baya nahitabo dra sa Pinas..nga giputlan jud asawa ang bana sa iyang binuhi..kay sobra na jud kono ka awagan....

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Happy · « **Reply #14 on:** December 30, 2007, 09:14:45 AM »

hehehe

mura diay ug Pasko kay

ga exchanging gifts

Diha bitaw to reality tv series nga exchange partner C2. mura 1 week man tingale to sila amg exchange then hatagn sila money nga e budget for that week. Wala man pud ko tan-aw adto, I think that was a crazy thing to do.

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orChids · « **Reply #15 on:** December 30, 2007, 09:16:56 AM »

Oy mao ba?Kalain ba ana oy.Mao nay butang nga dili ko muangay,maayo pag magbuwag na lang kay sa magtinilaway.

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Happy · « **Reply #16 on:** December 30, 2007, 09:18:32 AM »

Hahaha mao jud

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ms da binsi · « **Reply #17 on:** February 28, 2008, 08:10:56 PM »

mao na ug mag BEAMING mi ni Blue, matingala among mga bana inig mata lahi na ilang tapad!

hahahaha

Cel,i dont like that show too...JUNK!

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Julai · « **Reply #18 on:** February 28, 2008, 09:30:07 PM »

A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, walked up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, "I would like to buy some cyanide."
The pharmacist asked, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?"
The lady replied, "I need it to poison my husband."
The pharmacist's eyes got big and he exclaimed, "Lord have mercy! I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband.
That's against the law! I'll lose my license! They'll throw both of us in jail! All kinds of bad things will happen. Absolutely
not!
You CANNOT have any cyanide!"
The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife.
The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, "Well now, that's different. You didn't tell me you had a prescription!"

hahahaha...nalingaw ko ani na joke ate..
pero sakto ang ingon ni ate grazie..i divorce nlng kaysa ila i poison..ma priso pa sila.

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mawjood · « **Reply #19 on:** February 29, 2008, 02:43:38 PM »

Mao nay giingon nga usahay bisan out of the blue, magduda kuno ta sa ato mga bana para dili ta magmata ug buntag, because women are born with something men don't possess a "CLUE"

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junayag · « **Reply #20 on:** February 29, 2008, 02:48:38 PM »

LOL....that was a nice way of conveying the message to the pharmacist....

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