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Ilonggo Jokes
« on: April 05, 2011, 04:27:57 PM »
Babaye: doc, pacheck-up.
Doc: Sige ubaha na panty kag bra mo 'day tapos higda ka, 'day.
Babaye: Indi ko 'ya ang magpacheck-up, ari 'ya ang lola ko.
Doc: Sige 'nay, ginhawa ka na lang sang madalum.


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Re: Ilonggo Jokes
« Reply #1 on: April 05, 2011, 04:31:24 PM »
Pare1: Pre, daw dalum gid ang ginapaminsar mo haw?
Pare2: Nagdamgo ako bal-an kagab-i, Pre. Upod ko ang 50 ka-contestants sang Ms. Universe
Pare1: Swerte mo eh! Ti...ano ang problema mo?
Pare2: Pre, ako ang nagdaug sa Ms. Universe!


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-Ephesians 4:15-16,

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Re: Ilonggo Jokes
« Reply #2 on: April 05, 2011, 04:32:53 PM »
Ano nga prutas ang pwede mo ikumparar sa ano.....sang babaye?

Ans:
DURIAN - smells like HELL but tastes like HEAVEN.


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-Ephesians 4:15-16,

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Re: Ilonggo Jokes
« Reply #3 on: April 05, 2011, 04:37:19 PM »
Helper: Padre nag text ang amo ko sa US nga pamisahan daw
Ang ido nya nga napatay.
Pari: Toto, tawo lang ang ginamisahan, indi pwede ang ido.
Bu-ang cguro tong amo mo.
Helper: Na! So anhon ta na lang gali ning ginpadala nya nga
$10,000 para sa misa hay?
Pari: Aw ah! Wala ka man nagsiling dayon nga katoliko gali
Nang ido nya. Abi dal-a dire…......


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-Ephesians 4:15-16,

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Re: Ilonggo Jokes
« Reply #4 on: April 05, 2011, 04:44:55 PM »
Pasyente: dok kung magkaon ko humay, pamus-on ko humay
magkaon ko adobo, pamus-on ko adobo; anong himuon ko doc para pamus-on ko tae?
doktor: kaun ka tae...


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-Ephesians 4:15-16,

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Re: Ilonggo Jokes
« Reply #5 on: April 05, 2011, 04:48:49 PM »
Sugbuanon Kag Ilonggo


bisaya: to! kung muadto kug manila sa papak lang ko sa eroplano
musakay,,,
ilonggo: yota eh!
bisaya: wala diay ka kita nako ganina??
ilonggo: nano pagkakita ko sa imo nga gasakay sa pakpak sang eroplano kay gasakwat ko ka buldosir!


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-Ephesians 4:15-16,

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Re: Ilonggo Jokes
« Reply #6 on: April 06, 2011, 08:13:46 PM »
i shared the last joke with my gf. she laughed but pinched me really hard  :-X
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"Rather, living the truth in love, we should grow in every way into him who is the head, Christ, from whom the whole body, joined and held together by every supporting ligament, with the proper functioning of each part, brings about the body's growth and builds itself up in love. "

-Ephesians 4:15-16,
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