Sex and the City Quotes

[jorgeanna]

“Maybe it's maturity or the wisdom that comes with age, but the witch in Hansel and Gretel—she's very misunderstood. I mean, the woman builds her dream house and these brats come along and start eating it.” - Miranda

[jorgeanna]

"You blew me off for a piece of politically incorrect meat???"- Miranda

[jorgeanna]

“Now I've laid down a gauntlet. He either has to say "I love you" back or I guess I'm going to have to break up with him.”- Carrie

[jorgeanna]

“I f***ed a guy once because his family had a pool. He was pretty much of a nerd, but... I'd go over there and get all cocoa-buttered up. His mom loved me. She was always serving me Kool Aid and chips.” - Samantha

[jorgeanna]

“I'm trying to change my bed karma. I figure if I can make my bed a place I really want to be, others will feel the same.”- Miranda

[jorgeanna]

“Charlotte treated marriage like a sorority she was desperately hoping to pledge.”- Carrie

[jorgeanna]

“All I'm saying, that this is—this is a physical expression that the body was, well, it was designed to experience. And P.S., it's fabulous.” - Samantha

[jorgeanna]

“Men in their forties are like the New York Times Sunday crossword puzzle: tricky, complicated, and you're never really sure you got the right answer.”- Carrie

[jorgeanna]

“What is it about fireman, even when they aren't that cute, they're cute... ya know?!” - Miranda

[jorgeanna]

“See, when you're gay, everyone can wear everyone's underwear. “- Stanford

[jorgeanna]

“I know. It's almost like a threat. We have him, but he's slipping away, slipping, oops, there he goes!” - Carrie

[jorgeanna]

“Welcome to the age of un-innocence. No one has breakfast at Tiffany's and no one has affairs to remember.”- Carrie

[jorgeanna]

“And then I realized something, twenty-something girls are just fabulous, until you see one with the man who broke your heart. “- Charlotte

[jorgeanna]

“It takes half the total time you went out with someone to get over them.” - Charlotte

[jorgeanna]

“We had such a fantastic connection. Then he leaves me money. I don't understand. What exactly about me screams "whore"?”- Carrie

[jorgeanna]

“Toto, I don't think we're in single digits anymore.” – Carrie