hahaha! one of the best reads i've had in months. so, so, so witty.
with or without a mustache, if the author is male (or female, and so what if she has a mustache; there's always a circus in town), i'd go to great lengths to pin a mustache on his/her face to show my appreciation for his/her great writing.
hey, lorenz, time to grow one!
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