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Weird essay in UP exam
« on: August 09, 2012, 08:13:15 PM »
the University of the Philippines College Admission Test (UPCAT) for the first time had an essay portion, which elicited different reactions from examinees who were given 15 minutes to write the answer to each question.  the topics:

"Narrate the conversation when you encounter an alien."

"If your crush says that he/she loves you, will you say you love him/her, too?"

"What is your favorite study tool?"

"Tell a lie about yourself and prove it."

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Re: Weird essay in UP exam
« Reply #1 on: August 09, 2012, 08:45:20 PM »
Number one trending topic

While applicants may have been thrown for a loop, the questions became the topic of conversation on social networking sites like Facebook and Twitter, prompting netizens to come up with their own ideas for essay questions. (http://www.gmanetwork.com/)

some essay question suggestions as compiled by sam sanchez (unfortunately falling under the #RejectedUPCATEssayQuestions category):

Kung walang kamay ang mga ibon, then why do birds suddenly APIR? Ipaliwanag.

What is Victoria’s Secret? Enumerate.

NOSI, NOSI BALASI, Sino ba sila?

Why are the birds angry? Explain your answer briefly.

Is it more fun in the Philippines? If yes, explain in 10 sentences. If no, mag-migrate ka na.

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Re: Weird essay in UP exam
« Reply #2 on: August 09, 2012, 08:48:17 PM »
Kung bilog ang mundo, bakit meron silang tinatawag na apat na sulok nito?

Why does it melt in your mouth and not in your hand?

Kung si Venus Raj ay magdo-double degree, ano kaya ang kanyang major major? Explain explain!

Kung nag evolve tayo from unggoy to tao, at what point ka nagpaiwan?

Bakit walang side mirror ang eroplano?

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Re: Weird essay in UP exam
« Reply #3 on: August 09, 2012, 08:52:30 PM »
Kaano-ano ni Dora the Explorer si Internet Explorer?

What is the world’s Number 2 shampoo?

Saan napupunta ang tinatapon mong computer files sa recycle bin?

Who wants to be a millionaire?

Kapatid ba ni Swiper the Fox si Megan Fox? Give a list of your sources.

Pinsan ba ni Megan Fox si Mozilla Firefox?

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Re: Weird essay in UP exam
« Reply #4 on: August 09, 2012, 08:59:25 PM »
In case “it’s not nosebleed in UP, it’s bloodshed”, what is your blood type? And medical history?

Bakit sa kahit anong angle, ang gwapo mo? Use the SAS ASA SSS Postulates in Geometry to answer this question.

Kung totoong may alien, bakit palaging galing sa Earth ang nananalo sa Miss Universe?

Does the moonlight shine on Paris after the sun goes down?

Only Belo touches my skin, who touches yours?

If you are daring, how dare you?

Kung ang nakatusok na baboy ay barbeque, ang nakatusok na saging ay bananacue, bakit ang kabayo, carousel?

Gamit ang inyong Monggol 2 pencil, iguhit ang 50 shades of grey. No erasures.

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Re: Weird essay in UP exam
« Reply #5 on: August 10, 2012, 06:54:30 AM »
something is wrong with our educational system. those stupid questions deserve not to be answered.

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Re: Weird essay in UP exam
« Reply #6 on: August 11, 2012, 08:45:53 AM »
Kung nag evolve tayo from unggoy to tao, at what point ka nagpaiwan?

Bwahaha!





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Re: Weird essay in UP exam
« Reply #7 on: August 11, 2012, 03:01:49 PM »
Bwahaha!





 8)

may dalawang tblander na hindi nagpaiwan right at the beginning. ;D

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Re: Weird essay in UP exam
« Reply #8 on: August 11, 2012, 06:56:45 PM »
Eh, tatlo pala. Here's you-know-who...





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Re: Weird essay in UP exam
« Reply #9 on: August 12, 2012, 12:22:12 AM »
siya pa rin yan; yung isa sa dalawa.  naging crossdresser lang. ;D

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« Reply #10 on: August 12, 2012, 07:49:42 AM »
Kamukha baya. Di lang singgkit... ;D

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