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lakandula

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balskie's blog
« on: February 20, 2015, 08:40:08 AM »
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« Reply #1 on: February 20, 2015, 05:27:04 PM »

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« Reply #2 on: February 20, 2015, 05:34:44 PM »
A pastor was travelling last week, he saw an old man, and gave him a lift. While they were going, the old man said; my son, do you know what happened in Heaven last night?

The pastor was so terrified and hurriedly parked and asked; Sir, are you sleeping? How did you get the information about Heaven?
The Old man said; last night in Heaven God became very angry with man and asked the Angels to blow the trumpet. The angels picked up the trumpets and as they were about to blow it when, Jesus fell down and began to plead in tears. The blood that came out of His hands and body were very fresh. He told God that His death shouldn't be in vain.

God couldn't stand the pains of the saint and the wickedness of the evil ones. So He said; "I AM GIVING THEM THEIR LAST CHANCE."

Jesus then turned to the angels and told them to move down in their numerous numbers to tell the world that:
"THE END IS NEAR, JESUS IS COMING VERY SOON".

The pastor (sweating and crying) asked; sir, how did you know this?
The OLD MAN replied; I am one of the Angels sent
to the World.
Please use every medium of communication to send this message.
No time to waste, Please! And the old man disappeared.

Brethren, this story is real, Christ is coming Soon.
Please REPENT.

Botoy, you said you are ready for war. Have you ever fired a gun, killed a person.
Pray for peace instead


A message from an OLD MAN

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Re: balskie's blog
« Reply #3 on: February 20, 2015, 06:04:46 PM »
asa man ang gera kay mo apil ko 8)

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« Reply #4 on: February 20, 2015, 06:08:59 PM »
dili na ka pwede ug gera, manoy balskie, tigul-it na ka. maajo pay mang chix na lang ka, pa bata sa dugo ::)

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« Reply #5 on: February 21, 2015, 03:59:26 AM »
war is the ultimate aphrodisiac. the true test of what is a man. mga orig mi si bocats sa gera gera sa mindanao. wa pay terrorist. gera lang jud between muslims and CHRISTians. naka ikyas sa gera si bocats, na dakpan jud sija sa heart attack. wa jud ko mag pa landong nga mao ni mahitabo. kay nag hinam hinam na ko nga mag kita ming duha. paint the town red. di jud itugot sa kahitas-an. nag inusara na lang ko. kong parte ug gera, naa pa man pod koy ma sangpit. si monics, manghod ni bocats, dugay sa special forces. survivor pod. retired na. pero ready to go to war at a moment's notice. naa pod si nick, buddy ni bocats. sakto ang gi sulti ni lakandula. mas ajo pay mag hinolsol na ta sa atong mga sala. kay duol na man ang easter.

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Re: balskie's blog
« Reply #6 on: February 21, 2015, 04:02:48 AM »


goodbye bocats, my dearest friend. i will miss you every day for the rest of my life

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« Reply #7 on: February 21, 2015, 09:55:29 PM »
para di na ko mag balhin balhin ug mga topic, mora ug langaw nga pola ug lobot, kini na lang balskie's blog maoy ahong sigihon aside from divine mercy daily. kada adlaw naa ang divine mercy daily. kining balskie's blog, depende sa gana. mahimong kada oras, kada adlaw, once a week , you know what i mean.

malooy ang GINOO, tagaan pa ta ug maayong lawas, maka abot ko sa pinas june. mao ni ang opening sa 1st memorial chess tournament para ni bocats. sayang nga wa na sija. at least diha pa sija last december during the chess tournament held in maribojoc. he could feel how much i loved and honored him  as a friend. kay ako, ka antigo mo pangga ug amigo. if you are my friend, i will do everything for you. what i have is yours.

kay naa may daghang tawo nga mo asenso, maka limot na man sa ilang mga amigo niadtong nag lisod pa sila. dili na managad. nahitabo ni naho. napaka sakit kuya eddie. lisod jud ning kwarta. maka pa usob sa tawo. kining tawhana, kanunay ni tabangan naho.sauna. kay mucho dolyares pa man ko sauna niadtong SHEman pa ko. karon, houseband na lang. bantay bata..... swerte, naka lagbas sa canada ang ahong amigo. mi tabok sa states. now he is earning more than a million dollars a year. he is already at the top. mas dako pa sija ug sweldo ni obama. karong mayaman na sija, dili na mi amigo.

Since 2001, the president has earned a $400,000 annual salary, along with a $50,000 annual expense account, a $100,000 nontaxable travel account, and $19,000 for entertainment. The most recent raise in salary was approved by Congress and President Bill Clinton in 1999 and went into effect in 2001.

naka limot na sija nga naa sijay amigo nga nag lisod intawon dinhi sa america. kanang gihatag nahong premyo para sa chess tournament, mona mona na intawon sa ginhawa. mao nga kinsa tong naka basa ani, kong amigo ka naho, swerte ka. kong imo kong kaaway, malas ka....kay bisan guwang na ko, kaantigo pa ko mo kablit sa gatilyo sa pistola   :P


 

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